Lindercles

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  1. Agreed. However, the closest show to Austin/Houston is in Dallas and tickets are going for $200-$900. What's up with that??
  2. Yeah, he's wicked fast at it, too. He can clean an entire house in about 5 minutes, I've seen it.
  3. I'm liking you more and more.
  4. For some people a bellybutton is really more of a lack of body part.
  5. I can't find my kids OR my crackpipe. And yet somehow I just don't care about either.
  6. What do you call that useless flap of skin around the vagina? A woman. *runs and hides* Oh man, i'm going down for that one...
  7. You sat yourself up? Does it help if you arch your back?
  8. Have you ever noticed that "bored" and "robed" are anagrams? Maybe the people who invented English were so wealthy that they had the time and money to purchase robes and do nothing but sit around in them inventing English. Then one day they got tired of inventing English and just sat around with nothing to do. Then the common worker people saw the rich people wearing robes sitting around doing nothing and, being backward hicks who didn't know the new language yet, started calling them "bored."
  9. Patrick Kennedy crashes his car Oh, those crazy Kennedys. If someone else isn't shooting them in the head, they're shooting themselves in the foot.
  10. Hell no! It's better than the crap that idiot videographer usually puts on his videos!
  11. My mom put Bryan Adams - "18 til I die" on her tandem video.
  12. I'll try that one tonight. If you don't see me here tomorrow it's either because it worked or it went horribly wrong.
  13. Apparently VERY easily entertained.
  14. Damn, I've got this one on my list of songs I'll use when I start flying camera someday. Eventhough that's a long way away, I figured it was pretty safe. Guess not. Nice call though.
  15. The first official one? How many unofficial ones have there been?
  16. I can honestly say that I'm looking for the right girl. In the meantime, however, I'm having a great time with the wrong ones.
  17. It's not as funny, but since the award wasn't for "Most Humorous" quote of the week, I nominate this one
  18. Skanky women are why God made condoms.
  19. Indeed, you're guy card is hereby suspended for 30 days. However, you have the option of reducing your sentence by watching Office Space and subsequently getting my reference.
  20. The software engineer or the no talent ass clown?
  21. Maybe not, but there are plenty of other awards up for grabs. Widest, chunkiest, most interesting color. Largest amount fit into your mouth. The possibilities are endless.
  22. 35 posts and nobody has posted pictures of their turds yet? And I thought you were skydivers...