Lindercles

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  1. Lindercles
    Someone told me it's a drink that doesn't have any alcohol in it, but since I've never actually seen one I'm pretty sure it's a myth.
  2. Lindercles
    I'll be there on Friday. As for Bryan, you can lead a horse to the plane, but you can't force him to grow a pair.
  3. Lindercles
    That's not actually true. Cheese is made with an enzyme called rennet that is only found naturally in mammalian stomachs. There are artificial substitutes for it, but they generally make for a lower quality cheese. The enzyme is generally extracted from the stomachs of calves raised for veal. Although worldwide only about 35% of cheeses are still made with natural rennet, there's still a good chance the cheese you eat was made from a dead animal.
  4. Lindercles
    And I'm a misogynistic gynophile.
  5. Lindercles
    What? You mean people make jokes in the bonfire that they don't mean to be taken seriously? Gee, I had no idea. If you're going to make a habit of attacking people every time they make a joke you don't like, be prepared to get that thrown right back at you.
  6. Lindercles
    "Clutchest" is no more a made up word than any word ever spoken in any language in human history. It's all made up. In this case the adjective "clutch" means "made or done in a crucial situation." Look it up. But way to be judgemental anyway.
  7. Lindercles
    Quit being a pussy. Show up and have fun.
  8. Lindercles
    I here there's going to be mentos and diet coke.
  9. Lindercles
    Then it's especially good that he didn't say "gay."
  10. Lindercles
    That reminds me of a Bill Hicks bit about "little miracles." It's not as funny in writing, but you get the point.
  11. Lindercles
    You're sounding more and more like a true hedonist every day.
  12. Lindercles
    Where you are in a social hierarchy depends on which social group you're in at the time. One can easily be a 2 in one group and an 8 in another, there is no absolute. For that matter, it's not necessarily linear within each group. Where you "rank" in the group is relative to individuals, not necessarily to the group as a whole. In other words, you may be "above" person A, who is "above" person B, but person B is "above" you. Of course, the whole idea of ranking a social hierarchy is absurd, which is why I voted 1.
  13. Lindercles
    Shh! Quiet you! Quit making sense when there's a point to me made!
  14. Lindercles
    So the other day when you sent me those pictures of you wearing different kinds of lingerie and asked me which was the hottest, you weren't being serious?
  15. Lindercles
    I imagine the skillsets required for flying and freefalling would be somewhat different, so it would probably still be fun to occassionally fly yourself to 14k and then stop flying and just use relative wind to maneuver yourself.
  16. Lindercles
    Funny that you should ask that. I'll let him respond.
  17. Lindercles
    Well, that would make sense, wouldn't it.
  18. Lindercles
    So busted!
  19. Lindercles
    A 5k is 3.1 miles. You can run 3.1 miles in 6 minutes, at an average of 2 minutes per mile? That's inhuman. Who are you, the flash?
  20. Lindercles
    The price is wrong, bitch! I bet Skip Bailis is just pissing his pants on this one.
  21. Lindercles
    Shitty is in the eye of the beholder. Most of my friends and family in San Antonio think Austin is shitty. And for them it is. But for me it's wonderful.
  22. Lindercles
    You also have to consider cost of living. Sure, it's pretty high in Austin, but isn't it even higher in Houston? How much of that 12k will you actually see? I'm with you, Austin is one of the most wonderful places I've ever been, so I'd side with staying in your current job in Austin. Actually, it's not so much that I would do it, so much as that I have done it.
  23. Lindercles
    Be careful what you ask for.
  24. Lindercles
    If it makes you feel any better, I still think you're weird.
  25. Lindercles
    Oh man, how could I have forgotten about the Frito Pie? I'm going to have to go buy some chedder, chili and fritos for tomorrow.