flyinghonu

Thats funny, they send me ads for a bigger penis, "increase your manhood", etc, etc...maybe they know something I don't "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I truly am sorry to hear that. Thanks for the warning about posting stuff that may help NUT JOBS identify who and where were are. Just took a butt load of info out of my profile. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

$10 for 3,500-4,000. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Yes, but when I let it get that big it takes so long to "mark all new posts as read." "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Does that shit actually do what it says it does - ? I mean it works BETTER when you get hotter? Does that sound right? No, it does not "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Like everything on this site (and others) all information must be scrutinized and taken with a grain of salt. Having said that, I think adding tunnel time to the profile would be helpful...especially when corresponding with others on this site specifically about tunnel flying. I agree that tunnel flying is NOT skydiving but it IS a tool we can use to help make our skydiving safer in certain aspects (albeit not ALL aspects). Just my opinion...and please note that I have only 40 jumps and NO tunnel time (until Sunday at least

Is that why we can't get Fat Tire in So Cal? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Only been within 100 feet of a shark once, not so bad... just get to the bottom, they will usually leave you alone... Usually being the operative word there . Hey, isn't it supposed to start raining again anyway...just in time for the weekend ? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

I'm in So Cal but NO WAY I'm going to go scuba....just watched the horrific movie "Open Water" last night! HATE IT, HATE sharks, HATE sharks biting you, scared, scared, scared...good luck though . "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

The lime masks the smell of ass. I love Corona but have you ever smelled it, something weird about the smell...as a matter of fact, almost all Mexican beers (even though Corona is just a psuedo Mexican beer - I think its bottled out of Chicago or something like that) smell like ass! I can't find it anymore but a REALLY good beer, Simpatico (all black bottle)...delicious! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Panty lines are fine...wedgies are not. Don't like to see the panties so far up the butt, well..they become thongs "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Me too! Makes all the guys jealous ! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Throw me in under VanillaSkyGirl and above antifnsocial...I'm 5'3/4"....and proud of it. Its easier to get around in tight crowds, etc. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Got it. I guess that is something else that needs to be taken into consideration. At my dropzone, you can practice packing a student rig but you cannot jump that pack job in the student rig (for liability reasons I've been told). So, in order to get A LOT of practice under my belt (i.e. at home as well as at the DZ), I had to wait to get my own gear. I now know all the curves, seams, small tears , etc. in my canopy. However, when it comes to packing...yeah, I can do it...in anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour . "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Really? The little exposure I have to the sport (as I am not as lucky as some to actually be employed by it), I have not experienced this at all. I find that the "Newbies" that I run into seem to be more eager about learning than some of the older jumpers whom, "in general," seem to dismiss a lot as "old news" taking for granted that perhaps it may be something useful to Newbies. I think those that are not willing to "put in some effort, some work and some learning time" don't last in the sport; hence, packing really never becomes an issue for them. I agree. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Well...I doubt anyone will be questioning your patriotism! When I was a kid, my mom used to drop me off in a little yellow Datsun that had a big ass yellow bee on BOTH sides of the car and read, yes...."Honey Bee." I had to be a STRONG kid to get through that! Your new baby rocks!

You're new car is awesome! But what is up with that horrible red & white stripped one in the background of picture number 2? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Sheesh, a whole thread on driving directions, wind patterns to avoid...but I bet not one of you would pull over for directions if you got lost ...geez, men! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Why don't you jump your own pack jobs? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Ok, let me first say how freakin' cute it is that you read to girlfriend over the phone

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 cup lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Little do they know how valuable Wonder Bread is...it is the 2nd most necessary ingredient in the best grilled cheese sandwich EVER!!! Thats pretty funny though "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Ok, unless you are nuerologically screwed up what supposed to happen is that your leg will start going counterclockwise when you start to write the 6 in the air because you hand must go counterclockwise to write the six. Apparantly, your brain will not let you move your leg in a clockwise motion at the same time you try to move your hand in a counterclockwise motion. However, if you CAN do it...you should go see a doctor....soon! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Well, whatever the name of the company that makes Wonder Bread (and twinkies, etc.) is supposedly going out of business very soon (& on a side note, is blaming the crazy carb diet rage). Maybe they got them for free...or maybe they just SUCK ! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

Ok, sit in a chair and raise one leg straight up. Now with the raised leg, make it go in circles in a clockwise motion. At the same time that you are doing the circles with your leg, take your hand and try to write the number 6 in the air. Can you keep your leg going in a clockwise motion while writing the number 6? Weird, huh? Saw it on Good Morning America today..ok, back to being bored . "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix