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Dog balls - to - dog tongue - to- your mouth. check. Maybe what's she's trying to is that if you want to kiss her you have to lick her dog's balls first. sorry, couldn't resist. --Art That would only work if you look like the attached
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Oh sheesh, quit your complaining . For my hubs ONE truck, it was $360 for one freakin' year. Not to mention, $175 for my lil' toyota. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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That's the beauty of women's bathrooms. Since they never sit, they're always clean. Any guy ever uses the men's bathroom anyway? Oh contraire (sp?) my left-handed friend , because we don't sit down on the seat, the seat tends to be covered in pee and yes, sometimes, a little brown spots here and there...lovely, eh? However, most women's bathrooms are free of the urine embedded into the tile floor smell...so I guess its kinda' a Catch-22 thing. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Damn! I missed that one. You guys look worth an extra-marital affair "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Good God!!! Stop, please stop with the nipple wart!!! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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I am NOT a geologist and rarely listen to everything the hubs is says but he is a geotech. He gets all worked up about how people freak out when these things happen. He was rambling on about "look at the valley folks, it is a natural drainage site, lots of water = lots of drainage...fire, new irrigation systems and over watering of the existing landscape just makes it a lot easier for mother nature to run her course." So what I got was that is a natural slide area (as you pointed out, it has slid in the not so distant past...the hubs says 10 years is nothing in geological terms). All that being said, it DOES suck. On a happier note, I like your cupcake
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OMG! Is there a woman alive who ACTUALLY sits down on public restroom toilets? I doubt there is even a antibiotic in existence to rid yourself of the stuff on top of the toilet seat. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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That's a good idea! Since I carry paper towels in my car, I can just go squat at a tree and absolutely no flushing is required...yay!!! Oh no, but what do I do with the used paper towel...ugh, dilemmas "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Ooooh! That a GOOD one! Do that, go do it "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Hold it in...ouchie! Doesn't holding it mess you guys up? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Holly crap! I thought CA was the most illogically expensive DMV in the states, guess I was wrong . "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Well only the hubs and my dog. Oh shit! My dog licks his balls all the time. Ok, yeah I like some germs but I like to know where the germs are coming from "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Thanks - here are some real boobies! Stop posting that wart nipple thing!!! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Your boobies are beautiful...but not very proportioned "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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HELL NO!!!! Esp. not from a can, all the saliva builds up in that little rim, you go to sip it and you get a mouth full of someone else's spit...ugh, icky, vomit! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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That looks like a wart! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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door knobs = use sleeves to open or push open w/ body (sometimes the foot works too ) railings = don't use em' telephones & mouses = cleaned regularly w/ Lysol You got issues! Yes, I know ...but I'm clean!! Except the hubs keeps telling me some BS about how you NEED a certain amount of germs or you will become immune to antibiotics, blah, blah, blah "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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door knobs = use sleeves to open or push open w/ body (sometimes the foot works too ) railings = don't use em' telephones & mouses = cleaned regularly w/ Lysol "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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In case you don't have any pipecleaners, paper clips work well too! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Ok, so I'm flooded into my neighborhood and really bored. For some reason I am still obsessed with the bathroom thing. After a long discussion w/ my gf about public bathrooms, I was shocked to find out that she actually uses her hand to flush the toilet . I would never touch the toilet handle in a public bathroom (let alone anything else). I even carry paper towels in my car (those blow dryers things suck!) and after drying my hands, use the paper towel to open the door to escape. So in public bathrooms, what do you use to flush..foot or hand? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Ok, I can see you need a little help too (trust me, when you get back into bed with (fill in the blank), she will like a nice warm one cuddling up to her rather than a warm WET one . Here's the secret: pat don't wipe A women telling a guy how to pee Do you have other control issues with your SO. Yup, I AM your basic control freak...but nice one Thats a little over the edge. I still want my man to be a man...I mean c'mon! M-F 7am-6pm EVERY FREAKIN week, month & year!!! And as for "lounge" - I don't know what you guys do in there but it sure doesn't SOUND like lounging. Not too up tight about the lid thing, I mean all I gotta' do is knock thing down with my foot right? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Ok, I can see you need a little help too (trust me, when you get back into bed with (fill in the blank), she will like a nice warm one cuddling up to her rather than a warm WET one . Here's the secret: pat don't wipe "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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That movie is freakin' hilarious...but that sucks that you are subjected to their "office no-life, need to bitch and make-up gossip to get a life" crap. BTW Bigway, I had to "teach" my husband that toilet paper is needed EVEN for No. 1...something apparantly, his father failed to inform him of and had to tell him the whole shakin' shit does nothing but get the left over drip all over the unit and then leaves a nice little wet spot on his boxers. Men, TEACH YOUR SONS TO USE TOILET PAPER!!! "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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Ok, first let me thank the high heavens that I have an office and am not forced to sit in a cubicle where all my internet extra-curricular activities are out for the world to see. However...my office is just opposite the men's bathroom. So, throughout the day I get to hear the men going to town on the toilet paper roll. Well, being married I know that men rarely use toilet paper so that leads me to thinking about how often the men in my office...well, you know, are taking a crap. I mean this toilet paper roll is going ALL DAY!! Then I get to hear the wonderful flush..not once but yes, twice. That leads to all other disgusting thoughts. The really horrible part about it that when I come in really early and its very quite, I can actually hear them farts & splashes during the relieving process..nice, huh? Can anyone top that? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix
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I was out at Perris (tunnel) last night and lets just say, I think they can re-name Lake Perris. That place was FLOODED. Somehow managed to make it out around 8:00pm and get home in one piece (despite the ever so gracious and wonderful So Cal drivers). It seemed A LOT more intense up in Perris. Weather dude says it will clear off and on today but not fully until Tuesday...can she try out the tunnel? "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix