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    Both of you are wise-asses today. PS--I'm gonna OUT Jen!! she's STILL a White Castles VIRGIN!!!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    LMAO..BUT IT WAS CRYING!!! How did Dougie snort coke off a girls butt thru the roof of a speeding car? When they found the leopard...I was done for. Jen may be 'laughed dialed' tonight (as opposed to Drunk Dialed)~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    NOPE..and I think Monday is a GOOD day to keep laughing..don't you? Just think...for $19.99 a MONTH I can keep this dvd forever!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    User name? This is my REAL name..... Okay...my cousins used to tease me when I was little and called me Apricot...and my auntie smoothed it out for me and gave me the warm-fuzzy nick. I don't wanna be a fruit! If so...how about a COOL fruit, like 'Mango'??~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Kumar: What kind of hippie ARE you??? Dealer: I'm a business hippie!!! The movie is SO funny Netflix may never get it back!!!~~April p.s. Dougie Hause did NOT steal the car...they left the keys in there Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    I can see myself watching that clock while pattting my new Wolfman feet. Where did you FIND that site??? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Very nice story!!! Your mom is pretty cool to be that nervous and still go thru with it!! Blue skies~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Dayum... how did those taste... I was kind of thinking that team sex question took off a few years for me Great taste!! Less filling!('specially after you blow your lips off). I guess Team Sex would be more fun, but I'm suprised I didn't get nailed on the 'playing with guns' question. The family history did me in!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Okay..I took the firecrackers out of my mouth and here's my NEW date of departure: Sunday, January 15th 2023 At the tender age of 64 years old. On that date, you will most likely die from: Cancer (14%) Alcoholism (10%) Contagious Disease (10%) Drowning (7%) I still wanna party..but not near the ocean! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Saturday, May 12th 2007 ****************************** Who wants to PARTAAAAAAAAY??~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Bravo Lou!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    I'd have a hard time finding a guy shorter than me. I thought I was 5'2" but recently discovered I'm closer to 5' 1". The guy I'm seeing is 6' 4". I can help you!! I'm 5'11" and all I see are guys your height!! We'll do it like this...you forward all applications of guys 6' and over to me...and I'll send you all applications of guys 5'8" and under. Not to sound discriminatory, but shorter guys that want to date me seems to have a 'chip' on their shoulder. The ones that just want sex are another story. I'm not a mountain. Conquer something else. I like to see eye-to-eye. That junk about 'laying down and being the same size' is just that...junk!~~April P.S. to Amazon....'wee folk'....teehee! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Get me one too. I love how they look in CAGES!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    raeford!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GO!! Just for the HotWings at Aviators....the memories..the CLEARLY defined Beerline...and the past & present history...but if you are travelling through, why not stop at ever DZ mentioned here?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    No, I haven't seen that but I'll check it out. Now, getting back to the thread, I'm thinking Sam Kinison doing 'Why Jesus couldn't have been married....'...cause NO woman would believe his story.... Jesus: I was DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD, you B**TCH!!! The Wife: Right..I saw you leave here 3 days ago with your 12 wine-drinking, dress-wearing buddies and you expect me to believe THAT?? (ad-libbed a bit, and I'm probably going to hell for repeating it)..but thats one of my FAVORITES...that and 'Jesus, the Miracle Caterer'... heheh~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Wanda makes me laugh..she always looks like she's stoned and people are interrupting her 'flow'...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    I thought it would be Banana Daquiri! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Isn't the Red Bull enough trouble on its own?? ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    I will spend money eating. I dont' care how much i'm paying for "the next days shit." Some of my best memories involve good food, mmm. I would rather pay more and eat well. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ None of the other things on the list interest me (besides the art, which I'd rather look at than own)...but I'm WITH you on this. There are some places I've never been and I will NEVER eat in (Taco Bell?? Kentucky Fried?).... I have no problem going to a nice place to eat and dropping $125 on a meal (but its always fun to 'grill' a hotdog over the stove with a fork at 2 am--drunk of course!). Or dropzone food (I miss the Aviators Hot Wings!!!) High thread count? I don't care as long as the sheets are cotton and clean (and maybe have some good memories tucked in).~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    I can help you moon a jet ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    Its 8pm here! What do you mean 'who's up?'...how long you been drinking that stuff????~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    I agree with every name everyone put up...but I have to comment on the most foul-mouthed female comedian I've ever heard....Luwanda Paige...she played 'Aunt Esther' on Sanford and Son...some church lady! That woman was DIR-TEEE!!! (and funny!),,Even Redd Foxx said she was the dirtiest!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    In a club...this guy hands me his card and says 'I work with ____. I can make you a star!' I handed the card back and said 'first make yourself a new suit' and stalked off. Then there was the line that wasn't spoken. A guy bought me a drink then got pissed when my friends and I had to leave. I actually bought him one back just to shut him up. The line that worked: "Its my birthday--please give me your phone number"
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    Dont get me started! I'll quote the whole damn movie! I know the entire Blues Brothers movie by heart! Best movie ever, MY opinion! I wanna go to the movies with YOU!!! I LOVE the Blues Brothers....but I think the worst film I've seen was The Thin Red Line...what a WASTE...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!
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    This really mean man came out of his house and noticed a snail high up on the top of his hedges. Being a jerk, he grabbed the snail and hurled it as FAR as he could, then got in his car and headed to work, not thinking about it again... ....for another year. He was in his home enjoying a cold beer after work when some LOUD banging started at the front door. He whips the door open and there stands the snail with a mean look on his face, shaking his little snail fist and yelling 'WHAT was THAT about???!!" ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!