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I dated his parole officer. ....the storieeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!! LOL..Imagining trying to get a straight answer from THAT guy ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Nope..his skin is a smooth as a baby's bottom.. His face looks like its been hit by the FugMo Stick, but that skin is nice. And as far as cleaning him up...you'll have to hold him down first.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Its been a while since I've looked at him but I think he's got FLAWLESS skin!! And he cleans up nice... But sexy? Not in MY book! He never ever EVER shuts up and sits still. GAWD that man is loud.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Why isn't 'jealousy' on that list? I find that to be an ugly charactor flaw...some people go NUTS when they see another who has just anything--even if its the SAME thing..... But maybe thats just argumentative of me !!April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

What did you DOOOOOOOOO??? It must be bad if you're forcing this resolution on everyone. It involves the prom, right? You went to another one! I didn't post drunk but I went to a chatroom where I watched people type 'HNY' 'WHOOO HOOOO' 'Damn..I'm drunk off my ASS' and variations of 'BURP' for about 8 minutes. Someone was having a conversation in there somewhere but I couldn't sift thru it. I like Drunk Communications the way God intended. Long Live Drunk-Dialing!!! Whoo hoooo~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Not crazy...see...the thread is about who's real..then you get a guy posting is her husband hot..then a wife shows up..then..oh never mind. Happy New Year, everyone!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

You've been gone so long the youngest one IS a milkman...and yes..that was funny~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I just have one question. Is your husband hot and do you have pics to share? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When are you coming home!?? The children miss their father!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

...I agree...and I clicked the link to her posts...she's very intelligent and articulate. She'll trade some of her porn collection for coach jumps. She's generous too! The picture of her without makeup makes her look just like everyone else. If she's making a living doing porn and she likes to skydive..whats the biggie? Maybe the amateur porn stars are jealous?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'm totally disgusted. I can't believe there are women who act that way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I thought that for a minute it was a bit extreme, but then if you factor in the place and some liquor....I doubt that she walks thru life acting like THAT 24/7, but figured I've seen that face when someone poured liquor into the business end of a BUTTHEAD. Heh. I would have loved to see her jaw drop. How proper!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Another Bravo!! I met a man in the park with a baby named Silas. Before I thought of what I was saying..it slipped out: He's going to be a STRONG guy..~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Bravo!!! I think you retired her line!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

And don't forget to get video. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Booowhahahahaha!!!!! YOU are INSANE!!! I'd do all of the above AND get video...~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Thats a lot of guilt and its nobodys 'fault'.. Vibes to Grandma!! She's 86 and you don't get to be that age if you're not strong! I'm sure she's getting extra love and I'm glad things are turning around for her. She sounds like a great Grammy and I'm sure she'll be around for more years to come after they fix her up a bit! ~~April P.S. I think you meant 'congestive' heart failure...'congential' means a birth defect. She sounds tough!! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

THAT is a very cool idea and I know she'll appreciate the extra touch when she is old enough to know...I'd better not say--I may blow it for some people who don't know.... That would have pushed me over the edge when I was small. I was afraid of Santa. I thought he'd just cave from the pressure of the job and go on a massacre. We didn't have a chimney and Mom used to leave a window cracked ever-so-slightly for Santa to come in. Every Christmas eve until I was 11 I'd talk my sister into sleeping in bed with me. In the front with me to the wall in case Santa flipped and he'd get Myra first. Loved the toys and decorations/hated the Claus... But, thats a really cool touch! Hope your Christmas was a great one!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Congratulations and BEST wishes always!!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I came in to find out where Jeanie was taking that ham. Now that I know..~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

....and then she REALLY sitcks arounnnnnnnnnnnd.... Sorry..couldn't resist ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I thought I was the only one that stood transfixed while he stared out. He WAS creepy till he ran that ball...then I couldn't help but laugh at his endzone dance or whatever the heck that is. Whats next? How's about him and Ronald McDonald in a ring faceoff telling him he'll pop his nose like a cherry tomato...why? cause he's UGLY (oh wait...Geico DID that already and the Burger King doesn't speak). Maybe he will rip off 'Big Rock Candy Mountain'? The possibilities are endless. (What are their Ad Men are ON!) ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I'll pm you and let you know whats been going on... I didn't 'kill' anything. You can't prove a THING!! Your spider plant committed hari-kari but I did great with the chilis--I'm giving my brother a lifetime supply. I also planted some grapes I ate in your kitchen--they were from the supermarket but it was a VIRGINIAN supermarket so it counts. I'm doing okay with those. I'd love to see you guys again and visit the dropzone there and we can plot on hunting down the Otter! My jacket is still torn from Dan's Memorial Bench! It's like he reached out and grabbed me to keep me there for a while longer. Look for a pm tomorrow--Blue skies~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I can't help but think of him every day, everytime I hear a plane overhead I smile and try to get a glimpse of it. Dan took me over the beerline and introducec me to Bill Rafferty, who promptly placed me on the 82nd's hot target with the instructions 'whatever you do don't run!' My experience before that was standing at the beerline with a long lens and hoping for the best. Dan sat me on the runway and told me where he was going to take off and thats where I developed the love of smelling fuel. Believe it or not, I felt safe out there. My mother must be spinning! There is so much more I could say--we did have a blast and really got to be best friends--we had a game where we'd stand there and SCREAM at each other before he took a load up and laugh thinking what the jumpers thought of his frame of mind. He busted my chops for leaving the door once with my eyes closed so I HAD to go back and do it over the next day--eyes OPEN! He was very soft spoken, but he had a sense of humor and was very kind human and an excellent flier. Then there was 'Bohemian Rhapsody' sung in Aviators Lounge--he was the only one who took the time to sing all the words! Thank you all for posting your thoughts.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Today is a year since Dan McFadden left this world for the big blue sky. I miss him. Dan was a good friend to me and I thought I was just saying what people say when they are in shock--that they will think of someone every day. But I have. He's taught me so much...taken me places I've never been able to. Got me to do some things that could KILL me if I didn't turn off my own instincts and trust what he was saying. And I thank him for it. He also introduced me to this website. I could never thank him enough. I've made lifelong friends and learned so much and got to GO places and take photos and drink tequila (oh wait..I already knew how to do that) and mooch curley fries. I give him credit for being one of the FEW people who didn't blow their tops. Dan was very mellow and always tried to help find a solution to problems.We always called and thanked each other for our friendship, and I can't do that anymore. I hope you all don't mind if I do that here. Dan, thanks for being my friend and understanding me. It really meant alot and I haven't forgotten your kindness. The last time I saw Dan I was in Raeford with friends and they insisted they had to leave at a certain time on Sunday. Dan happened to be on a hot load and they refused to wait. I was very angry, but I left (it was a LONG ride back to New York). Dan said not to worry, that we'd see each other again because we didn't ever say goodbye. I never got to see him again, but I always believed I would. For the people who knew Dan or flown with him, take a moment to send a vibe out to the universe to him. I'm sure he's looking down on us and making some inappropriate noise or the other. BLUE SKIES ALWAYS....April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Thanks for the lesson on why...I thought someone AT google did it anonymously as a joke, a career-risking joke, but a joke nonetheless!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Now see, thats a personal attack. You should have offered to do the deed then it would be just Luuuuuuv! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Meh! I just thought it was a joke...don't make me go to the SC..I'll clean my room!! I PROMISE!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!