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I was EATING!!! Why do I come to this site while I have food? why? why whyyyyyyy????~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I want to make a joke about injecting veal but...you may take me seriously. Okay..I'll throw in my 2 cents. I think getting nostrils clipped looks freakish. People shouldn't look like tucans. And does anyone know if Angelina's lips are REAL? I can't believe it. She looks punched and they are swollen so they are coming apart at the seams. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I've been watching that show forever too. Can't get away from it. I think Erica is retroactively having (discovering??) children. I don't think '24' or the Sopranos qualify as 'soap opera'. They don't drag little secrets out and if they get caught in affairs someone is shot on the spot, you know its coming and you don't have to wait 3 months for people to figure out whats going on...just the payback, jack ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

ROTFLMAO.... You are EVIL....just EVIL!! I thought Jocelyn went away! (or maybe she did and just left her face behind).~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Have you forgotten the ad with that guy 'Lucky' (as if thats his REAL name) having a coke on the construction site while all the women in the office building drooled at the windows instead of have their coffee break? Throw in the soundtrack (Etta James/Jimmy Smith's "I just wanna make love to you') and...Suddenly I'm thirsty...April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Hi Casch... ~~Job Vibe~~~~ sent!! Have you tried employment agencies? I call it 'pimping' but they are still making money finding employees for companies. Once you find 2 or 3 agencies in your area (and I DO mean face-to-face meeting with them) call them EVERY day so they don't stick your resume at the bottom of their pile. They love 'go-getters' and they will sell..I mean find you a job. Do NOT get involved in an agency that wants money from you--they get it from the employers for pre-screening applicants. Many of us know how it feels to be 'out' there and not getting noticed. Maybe you should let the professionals do the looking FOR you. Best wishes--it will come to you!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Hi Bry's Mom & Happy Easter to you! You said your family is from Karlavica (no, I am not real familiar with it), but where do you live now? I mean what state? Do you ever go back to see your family? Bryan is not crazy...well...not for jumping anyway. Its a lot of fun and maybe he can get you a tandem!!! Think of how fabulous it would be to fly with your son! I hope you have a lovely visit~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

My first reaction is that the dog owner is also a parent. Parents have selective hearing and have been conditioned to filter out 'normal' sounds around them. (I do stop my dog from barking at night, though) Don't shoot--I'm a parent. I don't hear kids fighting in cars or planes either. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

.....now everyone i havent gotten to tell yet is gona kick my ass ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No way!! We're all happy for you!!! Besides, you're more of a 'smack in the back of the head' kinda guy! I knew it was a matter of time when I saw the pics of you on another thread. I hope you keep that look on your face forever!! Congratulations and bliss for the rest of your lives. ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY!! (You know I'm always late!!) Congrats on your Thailand record! I was looking for a list of names but I believe you told me you were doing that. So many good things for a great lady!! All this at age 29! Whoo hooo! I love you and I'll call you soon!! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

This is the first line about my name that didn't refer to the month April: April Needs to Be Kissed by Julian Tulip's Licorice: Song Music Downloads. But 3 sites later...a funny one: April Needs a Toothbrush. Fun game!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

You don't need pictures. Just do her laundry!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Me: Well, I think I'd better go now... He: Wait! Why don't you come up and see my new stacking washer/dryer with standup dryer and racks?~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Later for that. I'm looking for a man with the new stacking washer/dryer with hanging dryspace and racks.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I ignored the Field and Stream link. I was looking at the 'correlation' (??) of men wanting women to initiate sex and women wanting men to help with housework. There are a lot of (parenthesis) in that article. I kinda glossed over (ignored) it. But what I'm saying is its a good article but this isn't new information.I get REAL generous when a man does my housework for me.~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I read it too and it sounds old school to me. Why is this a 'new' book? I'm sure any primate isn't going to respond to sexual overtures if their mate dragged in some dead prey and tossed it in the corner to decay!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I agree with you. People have been absolutely wonderful to me for no reason other than they are wonderful people. Yes, its hard to have a pissing contest with someone who has low numbers like I do, but the blessing is that I am the blank slate and I don't have anything to piss ON, so you can't piss me off

How come there is no 'won't do it' option??? Just wondering. Or parade-pissing. Or something ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Cause they can't tell we're faking, they assume they really are that good. Oh you just KILL me!!!~~April Who Refuses To Vote Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

No, that's fraternities. Sororities usually have no alcohol. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Then she don't need 'em! Congratulations, Lisa!!! I'm sure you will LOVE it. You ARE holding tickets for us for Graduation (the one with the dinner & drinks & waiters!!)? Whooo hooooo! ...and I want to see good grades!~~~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Oh, pull your pants up already..its not going to happen!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

Going to see strippers is usually about watching them, not being turned into part of the stage show yourself. And there's public pressure in a scenario like this to pretend to enjoy it, even if you don't, in order not to create "a scene" or to appear like a prude. Fuddy-Duddy You misunderstand what I said--I'm not commenting on being part of the show. I said LOOKS like she's having a blast (that being the reason to GO). I don't know how this entire thread got to name-calling and getting the D.A. involved or how escorting teenaged girls to a concert compares to taking granddaughters to a strip club but I've been to strip clubs both male and female. In a FEMALE STRIP SHOW: If a man wants contact he has to pay for it. In the MALE STRIP SHOWS: The men will come GET you and if you don't want to go they won't pull you up on stage forcibly. They won't, they won't they won't, they WON'T. They usually tell you to 'hang on' or "I'm not going to hurt you' before they start. Its a sexual magic act. A male stripper will ALWAYS grab the shy women. I bet our OP was the shy one at her table and that makes for the best show--no stripper wants their mark (dance partner, willing victim, whatever you want to call it) to outshine them. How can a stripper do his tricks if a woman is commanding the show? It doesn't work that way. Maybe we should turn this iinto 'the best darn trick I've ever seen at a stripshow' thread and call it a night. The best trick I've ever seen was that time the stripper levitated me using his nose. And before anyone calls me a crackwhore..I'm not. I'm the one that turns into a mouse at these things so I KNOW who they go for. I know where I'm going and whats going to happen there, and I know nobody is going to pull me onto the stage if I'm adamant about it. But its not churc!!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

I see a pun. You're right! It was written totally tongue-in-cheek!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

...He came for the dollars ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

You can't see his face but whats showing IS pretty impressive. I wouldn't like it if he did that to me. I have issues with strange tongues in my butt, but who knows if he used some kind of dental dam. She looks like she's having a BLAST from the photo, and isn't that what going there was about? I mean..its not CHURCH! ~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!