TypicalFish

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  1. I've seen him dance in person. His body is a work of art. I also LOVE male dancer's bodies. For the love of god, I would do Micha... I have seen him interviewed, and he is also a supremely cool guy... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. Excellent work, but what is up with that creepy "underarm ear" thing? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. You will take me home, you will take me home... You just wait, dear, one of these days that Jedi mind trick of mine is FINALLY going to work on you... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  4. GIAAAAA! Would I have sex with her? Absolutely; I just never seem to be able to get her drunk enough... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  5. Heck yeah. Throw some black leather bondage gear on her and give her a riding crop! HIL-LAR-YYYYYYYYY.... Thick ankles or no. Grrrrrrrrrrr... Edited to add next: Mary Kate and Ashley? At the same time. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  6. THAT'S why you brought your friends along... Though I know Chepita would still LOVE to spend a little alone time with Brandon... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. I don't know if "special" would be the word... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  8. I think that's called "autorotating"... WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Like one of those spinning seed pods off of trees... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP... Maybe not, they might hear us coming in... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. Only if I get to wear that "Skydiver Known Formerly As Matt" purple colored suit, like Wes. Or naked. I am always good with naked. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. Yeah, but Wesley Snipes is trying to stop me from landing on top of the DEA and breaking into it. Damn Wesley Snipes. Maybe THIS time you shouldn't jump out after him after you drop him out of the trap door without a parachute. Then he wouldn't be there to mess up your break in. Silly girl. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. Absinthe is like that... I had one of those experiences last Thursday, involving some late night pool nudity...
  13. I was wondering what all the noise was about; my bar has a rooftop deck with a view of the capitol and there have been sirens going off and F-15's zipping around for the last hour... Remember the days when a teenager could land a Cessna in Red Square? These days, they would blow him out of the sky. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. Damn it, I thought this post was ABOUT "Fuck Drama" when I saw the title... We've all had that kind of drama, some probably more than others, and I was ready for good story... Oh, well... Feel better, Ella. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. Go to www.ehealthinsurance.com... Every person I know in the health insurance field swears by it... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  16. Being taken for granted. I like to give alot, but I do like it to be at least appreciated. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  17. Darling Ro, are you saying that you want to be a bra, or a pair of heels? I love the way you think. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  18. I've been told my hat.... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. Thank you for sparing me the "why"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. Red hair. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. ...and why? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. Hmmmmm; I didn't realize there had been quite that many of such an, shall we say, explicit nature... Like I said, alcohol+boredom+digital camera = "there goes my senate confirmation"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. Friday, Saturday, or Sunday night for the rest of the summer, babe... I have another bottle of Patron Gold calling your name... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  24. Nah, it just still makes me laugh... I swear, the s#$% I do when I am a little loaded... This is the least of it... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  25. Try Frenchy's "goggle" thread... It got me FGF #9... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET