TypicalFish

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  1. Nothing about YOU, my dear; I thought the "carnivorous plant" thing was funny... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. HA! I just spit my afternoon Jack and Coke all over my keyboard again. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. OK, that is one of the funnier things I have read in awhile... Especially the "moderates"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  4. TypicalFish

    ouch

    I can't, he's too tight. God, you need help... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  5. Happy Birthday To You... Happy Birthday To You... Happy Birthday AM-A-ZOOO-OONNN... Happy Birthday To You. What do you want for your birthday? Any special wishes?
  6. I LOVE the way you think, Ro... Believe me, though, I give myself enough of a beating for everybody. Still. And probably always will. Seriously, thank you for saying those things. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. "Slime, "Disgusting", "Defective", "Insecure", "Immature" (OK, I'll buy that), "Of no use", and a "Cat or Dog"(?)... OK, I guess I will have to add all of those to my profile. Generalizations are such a great thing. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  8. Can we start a club, sort of like Frenchy's Goggle thing? (Yes, I know it is not a laughing matter, but I made my choice, recognized my mistake, learned from it, and take sole responsibility for it. What else can I do?) Edited for spelling. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. In my opinion (and remember that's all that it is, so don't take any offense), the only thing you might be at fault with doing is making poor choices in mates. As my friend Mablean says; "Look deep before you leap"... But I will stand by my original point, which is that NO MATTER WHAT, infidelity is a choice, and the responsibility for that choice is his and his alone. No matter what drove him to the edge of the abyss, he didn't have to jump. Let alone throw it in your face. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. EXACTLY my point. The problem was his, not your's. With his attitude and his actions, you should be glad to be rid of him. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. Use Pee Wee Herman for me... Or maybe Kim Jong II... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. Nah. I just ignore the ones I don't want to read. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  13. Darling, the only thing that was lacking was his self control and integrity. If he had some problem with you (and all relationships do), then he should have told you and worked with you to resolve it. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. The follow-up question to that is: "How many of you listen?" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. In no way, shape, or form is it you. Or your fault. No matter what shape the relationship is in, no matter how bad off it is, that person still makes a CHOICE to cheat on you. The responsibility is their's and their's alone. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  16. Rosa, when are you going to chime in?
  17. "Totally rocks" is an understatement. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  18. Got the poor little guy from animal rescue; he was the last of the litter and nobody wanted him... He has since decided that he can't be more than a foot or two away from me at any given time. He sits on the edge of the tub when I am in the shower, and likes to sit on my shoulder when I watch TV. Heaven help me when he gets bigger. (That's a Tiffany "Atlas" bowl, at least he has good taste). "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. Ya, I have that problem in real life... only my phrase is "fuck off." If people are close to me, they know it's in jest... but people who don't know me so well, don't take it lightly. g It was in jest? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. Flattery will get you everywhere, big boy... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. Actually, I got laid a TON in college, and I don't seem to remember it being an excuse to be disrepectful to anyone, no matter how "crazy" they were... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. After a long and drawn out bad period (for both involved), I cheated on my wife. Who was at fault for the situation we were in is neither here nor there (truth be told, I am not even sure she was faithful to me), at the end of the day I was still the one who was weak and made a choice. It truly ruined my life. I am just now in the process of getting it all back together (no, we are not back together) and trying to undo what little of the damage I can. After 2 years. And God only knows how long it will take for her to forgive me, if ever (yes, even though we are not together, her feelings still matter to me). NEVER, EVER again. Nothing is worth the way it makes you feel for betraying someone, no matter how bad things are between you. Pass whatever judgement you may, I am just being honest. Edit for spelling. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. Wasit "pre", "post", or "post-post" ban lawn equipment? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  24. I don't know, Gia, what layer do you think I am? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET