TypicalFish

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  1. Damn, the secret is out. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. Sorry, I'm not down with the "lingo".. thanks for the clarification! That's OK, only us aliens refer to it that way... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. Ummm, Hello; it's technically called "Balloon Knot" sex.... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  4. Your fine just like you are, brother.
  5. Oh, please do. Friday, Saturday, Sunday nights. There are a couple of bartenders; I am the tall, good looking one... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  6. I'm lonely. I weep, like a little girl. Believe me, I can find enough Patron to go around... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. Thank you, darling... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  8. Where are you guys? I have a fresh bottle of Patron calling your name... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. 10, give or take... So to speak. I am going to Hell. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. Just might do that once things calm down a bit, from the dad thing, move, and all the other stuff... Know the date yet? To think, Hell froze over already... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. A rabbi, a Mexican, and a dog walk into a bar... The bartended looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. Just the truth, dear... With the overly naughty bits left out, of course... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  13. I think Steve pushed her over the edge when he told her you were armed and dangerous... Not to mention the stuff I told her... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. Wouldn't miss it; I imagine I will be on the invite list anyways... Though I don't know how appreciative Laci is of my and Steve's past antics... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. Funny, I think I have been down that path, in Houston AND San Francisco.... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  16. Always, dear, especially when I heard about your bumpin' new tub... You are always such a great time. Would that be date, babysitter, or entertainment? Or a combination of all of the above? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  17. Wait a minute, didn't I stalk you once? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  18. If Ron Jeremy can do it, so can I.... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. TypicalFish

    Ouch

    Dude, I had too much to drink last night and am regretting it at home... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. OK, I laughed out loud... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. "Sit on this" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. Back at ya... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  24. People tell me I look like the runaway bride... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  25. Hey, check out our new "balloon knot" formation... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET