TypicalFish

SHIVER... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

OH, that would be quite a zing~ g Fixed it for you... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Only if I get to watch! g Who said it was to myself?... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

My brother and I used to do the very same thing... I don't believe I ever won. g Remind me to tell you what I do with one... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Grmpfzxpoufpouf! And she is REALLY psyched about the goggles... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Look me up if you are ever in DC; and you've got it... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Very.... And slightly innocent and naive... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I have a girlfriend of mine coming out to Venice for three days this weekend... Care to show her the ways of absinthe? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Do what I do... Get f#@$%d up and vacuum naked. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Yeah, unfortunately we are closing the rooftop... I'm at the Old Ebbitt through the end of the month, then opening the new Clyde's down at MCI first week in November... Stop in; as always, I'll take care of ya'... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Man, you look SOOOOOOO serious in those pictures... Stop by my new place for a Patron margarita or two (or six) to loosen up... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

...to go to this much trouble to cheat in a water skiiing contest... why compete at all if you know it's not a competition? I don't get it. Host of ski contest admits rigging buoys He says event not first time he cheated By RAQUEL RUTLEDGE rrutledge@journalsentinel.com Posted: Aug. 1, 2005 It wasn't an illusion when water-skiers from around the world reported that the distance between the buoys at a competition course in Waukesha County appeared to widen after the first skier finished his run. Jim Michaels Recent Coverage 6/29/05: Walker: Oh buoy, dentist leaves a big wake 6/27/05: Sanctions possible if contest's buoys rigged 6/27/05: Nichols: Building own private lake is no tough feat for some 6/26/05: Claims of rigged buoys taint top ski contest On The Web American Water Ski Association Advertisement World-record-holder Jim Michaels - whose private lake near Dousman was the site of the event - admitted Monday that he set up an underwater mechanical system to manipulate the course and give himself a competitive advantage in the 2005 Malibu Open Waterski Championships and Wakeboard Exhibitions in June. And Michaels, through a public relations specialist, acknowledged that he had cheated other times in the past in setting national records in slalom events at his lake. "My competitive zeal got the better of me and clouded my judgment," Michaels said in a prepared statement released by a public relations consultant. "I have no excuse for this and recognize that it was a mistake." Michaels' statement followed a decision by the American Water Skiing Association on Monday to suspend Michaels, 48, from the sport for six years and strip him of his national records for what it dubbed "unsportsmanlike conduct." "I've been with the organization since 1993; I have not experienced anything like this," said Steve McDermeit, executive director of the association. McDermeit said the association's chief officials and dozens of pro skiers at the event noticed the distance between the buoys mysteriously grow about 2 feet minutes after Michaels finished his run. A lesser distance allowed Michaels to ski around more buoys with a shorter rope - criteria for winning the competition. The event, which drew about 2,500 spectators, was temporarily halted, and Michaels withdrew from the competition. He sent a letter to association board members Friday admitting he rigged the course. Stripped of records Both McDermeit and Michaels' public relations consultant, Evan Zeppos, said the June event was not the first time Michaels, a dentist, had cheated. Michaels held national slalom records in the Men 4 and Masters Men 55K divisions held on his private lake, Lake Lynn Louise, which he built several years ago specifically for water skiing. "He no longer holds any record that I'm aware of," McDermeit said. The American Water Skiing Association also recommended that its parent, USA Water Ski, suspend Michaels' membership from that group, forbidding him to participate in other sanctioned water-skiing events such as show skiing or exhibitions. In his statement, Michaels apologized to his fellow water-skiers, his coaches and family, all of whom he said had no prior knowledge of his scheme. "He feels very remorseful about the situation," Zeppos said. "He accepts full responsibility for his poor judgment. He feels very badly about it." Neither McDermeit nor Zeppos would say how Michaels controlled the underwater cables attached to the buoys, whether he or someone else pressed a button in the boathouse or whether the system was on a remote timer. Investigators found no evidence of other skiers' involvement. Zeppos said Michaels was not after the prize money, which totaled $100,000 for men's and women's winners in three events. "I think it was just his competitive desire to win," Zeppos said. Zeppos said Michaels doesn't expect his dishonesty with the water-skiing world will affect his dental practice. "There's a pretty clear divide between what happened with his skiing and his dental practice," Zeppos said. "In his mind, there is no correlation. It's a practice built on experience. He's an excellent dentist." "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Thank you for the compliments Benji cannot be credited for my good looks, they are natural Smokin'. Absolutely smokin'... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

A hat. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

My dog. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Actually, I think it's beautiful... Damn it, what do I have to do to get on that "exempt list"? I just got caught up in the flattery inherent in you using my butt... I felt so special...

Stick with the ass... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Are we getting married this weekend? Damn it, did I get all drunked-up and propose to you AGAIN??? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

We've done the same thing, except writing articles of clothing on the pieces... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

PARCHEESI!!! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I think I've heard that line before.... g If memory serves, you still have a bottle of Irish whiskey with my name on it... Maybe it will dull the pain... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I'll be gentle with you, dear... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Jesus, is there anything left? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

g Interested in being my midsection, G? I will send you a special image... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Given my behaviour sometimes, it is more common an impression than you might think... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET