TypicalFish

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  1. 20 year old Omega Seamaster day/date, Omega Speedmaster Red Michael Scumacher edition, assorted Tag/Heuers, and a clear face Bulova Accutron that was my dad's... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  2. I thought you used a five horse gas-powered with a pull start... That's for back up power in the middle of the night.... you know, just in case A girl can never be too careful. g I always knew you were "well equipped"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  3. I thought you used a five horse gas-powered with a pull start... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  4. No, I didn't... It was just too much for my virgin ears... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  5. Good GRIEF, get your minds out of the gutter... Why? So we can make room for yours to float by? Backstroke, dear... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  6. Good GRIEF, get your minds out of the gutter... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  7. I like your attitude; wish there were more like you. Silly Steve, you are mistaking cum with come.... g Mildly disturbing when combined with the thread title "It's raining outside"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  8. I will be willing to bet that you have to beat the women away with a whiffle bat... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  9. How about just: "GoodYear"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  10. Oh, my god, dear; do I feel your pain.... I usually get the 20-something sorority types at my bar with the "You are so hot for an older guy; I'd even go out with you".... Giggle giggle... Thanks. I think. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  11. The shoes? You can't do any better than THAT? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  12. Stupid biyotch doesn't deserve the wine glass trick. I woulda thought that was a cool date move. Don't misundertand; she thought I was crazy in a GOOD way...
  13. ( . )( . ) ____ THBBBBBBBBBPT!!!!! "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  14. Was that before or after she asked you to take your little friend out of her wineglass? Different girl, plus I usually wait until the third date for the wineglass thing... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  15. I remember I was on a date one time, and I dragged her out of the car so we could slow dance in the pouring rain... Tremendous. First date, too; she thought I was crazy.
  16. I can attest, I've experienced them first hand
  17. Positano's. It was there before all the chains, etc. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  18. Or the obvious... "Got Rack?" "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  19. "...and they're spectacular!" That could go on the back... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  20. "Yes, they're real..." "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  21. Clearly, since about 1/3 of the search results are your posts. SOOOOO not true... HALF. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  22. Do a search for "balloon knot"... God, that is just my favorite term... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  23. Brain? Who needs a brain? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  24. Most people probably won't even bother to open the thread; they'll just say "I KNEW it..." "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET
  25. Again... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET