TypicalFish

Sounds like the last time I went by your place late night... I swear, between you and Ricci... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

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Made me do more than look... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

No, it's just that bandwidth is limited in Key West... Look for an update when I get back... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

That implies that others exist. I thought you hid from the cameras when your clothes were on. Actually, you have it backwards... Cameras make my clothes fly off... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Gia, my darling you are TOO sweet... Thank you all; I am currently nursing the MOAH (mother of all hang overs) thanks to a party with my bartender friends, et.al. When I get the pics, I will post the ones involving nudity... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Though this will come as a shock to some, I am pretty comfortable in this body and am not ashamed to say so and/or show it... Not that I would ever do that.... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

And of course: You Know I ain't complainin' Just tryin' to understand What makes a woman Do the things she does... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

The happiest of birthday's to you, special lady...

"This love has taken its toll on me"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

mine too My toes really, really hurt, dammit. Aw, shucks... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

You should see mine... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Is that the "absinthe face"? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

You forgot "biting", "back scratching", and "hair pulling"... Quit. Teasing. Cough up the photos, camera-whore. Take a little while to download... Try this on for "size"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I'll trade you for one of The Rack... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

You forgot "biting", "back scratching", and "hair pulling"... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Maybe we could do it in reverese; and I could take you as the carry-on.... I have always liked picking you up and carrying you around... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Any chance I could go with as a piece of carry-on luggage? I fit well in the overhead compartment or under the seat in front of you... Oh, my mistake, that would be Rosa... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

And can we inspire you to post them? HA! You KNOW how shy I am... But I am sorry to admit, I don't have the whole harnness and cut offs thing working... Though it could be cool... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Were you inspired to take any more photos? Funny part is; YES. "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I applaud your openess... You aren't kidding about SF (I lived at Bush and Leavenworth for a few years), I just got back to DC from there this morning... Man, what a weekend... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

I LOVE it when this thread comes back around... Always makes me chuckle... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Whoever wrote it must have met my dog... TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Love Me With All Your Heart Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog: 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box, although they are tasty. 4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. 5. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. 6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration. 9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello". 11. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table. 12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 13. I will not throw up in the car. 14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when we have company. 16. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. And, finally, my last question . . . Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I please have my testicles back? Edited to add some gratuitous photos of the little guy... "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

You did? "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

Ingredients: 3 parts friendliness 3 parts ambition 5 parts leadership Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity "I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET