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OMG if it were just limited to the bedroom life would be so boring! In the hottub, out in the woods, in the kitchen on the kitchen table, in the living room,out in the garage, On the dirtbikes. I think the worst time I got caught was by my dad in front of the house at like 3 am how embarrasing!glad the windows were steamed up! DOH! I was 18 For goodness sake! lets see ummm my favorite in the shower get dirty get clean and then get dirty some more!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I drive standard. For alot of reasons. you can downshift to brake and slow down better and save your brakes. you can have power on demand, and I feel more in control of my vehicle that way. However, on hills, they suck so if you are in San Francisco or White Rock B.C. Don't drive a stick. you have to be way experienced to handle that kind of driving with a stick. It is like a road course that is not for the weak. Depending on how you drive, you can actually conserve gas. If you don't lead foot it and rev the engine hard (like me) you can get better gas milage on open highway. My hubby drives like really mellow and he can get close to 500 miles a tank outta my truck open road. But me 400 miles to the tank thats it. ( I have an suv) Like I said there are pros and cons to it but if you can drive a stick you can drive both. Automatic is the easiest. Be safe be ready for anything that is how I drive.

Thanks for the constructive critisism. I will try to keep your suggestions in mind. Sorry that I put you to sleep. I turned around and got some, because I read it to him. Have a great day!

Once upon a time there was a very horny woman. She met this really nice guy, he was kinda shy and older than her. They began to speak and flirt. they both returned to their homes with the other on the mind. They masterbated about each other. On their next meeting, it was at a party, each with their own date. it was awkward at best. they tried to be casual but their eyes told the truth about them. They went their separate ways again. One day by chance, they met at the dropzone where they proceeded to make a date to see each other after they were done jumping together that day. They played in the sky all day and danced in the clouds. It was like some dream out of poetry. They blended in the sky like cake and frosting. What a day. He took off in his convertable mustang, after he let her know that he would be coming to pick her up about 8pm. She left the dz in her jeep and they both smiled all the way to their hoomes. She wore a lovely white sundress that was tight on the top with little spagetti straps, and he wore a nice shirt and 501 levis with no holes. He picked her up and off they went to have dinner and drinks together. their minds flowed together with conversation, and laughter. At last it was late and they had to decide if it was time. He kissed her, and she kissed him back. That was all she wrote and soon they were at her place-engaged in each other. She got him through the door and dropped to her knees. She undid his pants and pulled them down. She began kissing and licking his cock. It was like she never touched her dinner because she looked like she was starving for that cock. He didn't like her hairstyle because he redid it for her while she ate. She enticed him into the bedroom. His pants came all the way off his shirt was a pile on the chair, and her dress was now in a heap on the floor. She had on her heels and a thong and a nice white lacy bra. She sat him on the bed and grasped his ass cheeks and threw him backwards on the bed and began to kiss his inner thighs and lick his balls and pulled his cock into her mouth by lifting him off the bed with him leaned back on his hands. He sighed with delight. Finally he had enough and he took control of her for a change. He kissed her softly and caressed her face gently. Then he kissed her neck, and she was just creamin. He began to kiss her breasts, and move down her beautiful belly. She gripped him tight, then realeased him and grabbed the comforter. He plunged into her hot pussy with his tongue and she went wild. He grabbed her by the legs and procceded to give her what she gave him an aggressive eating. He came up to her lips and kissed her and she kissed him right back they were so into one another. He was purple and throbbing and she was pink and pulsating. They finally thrust into and on one another. Slowly at first, then a more commanding pace. They went at it for hours it seemed unitl finally...whooom they lay splattered on her bed exhausted and very happy. Do you want to hear more? I can keep going. Pm me and let me know.-Caress

Best of times Kurt Russel and Robin Williams! the Replacements the waterboy any given sunday And My Personal Favorite The Last Boyscout I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

Oh Geez Kati it only happen once! Just be more careful! I think you would be sexy even in a torn thong

I thought that flying in a blue dream by Joe Satriani was a good idea. Stargazer by Tomita but I cant find that anymore. last time I heard that song was on 8 track when I was about 13. Then space oddity by David Bowie is a thought. The obvious choices... superfly-Lenny Kravitz, Jump-Van Halen, Crazy Train-Ozzy, Higher-Creed. I like to be different and I think that your music for your skydive should reflect you as a person. It is a pretty life moving event. Atleast for me it is. So be creative- Be yourself and do what makes you happy!

Have'nt ever chewed my toe nails Funks. I clean my toes in the tub while they are hot and soft. then I give them a coat of vicks once a week to keep them healthy. and I scrub my feeties with a lufra sponge to keep the dry skin off. Most men I admit have smelly feet. They work hard and it is tough to keep them totally clean all the time. My hubby has smelly feet. I give him foot powder, and he has his own stuff to clean his with. I have met few men with feet I would lick. I love to give foot massages so clean feet is a must!-Caress

ROTFLMAO! That was priceless! BAAAAWAAAHAAAHAAA-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

YES!

Eggs if you want like a breakfast burrito with sausage and bacon and hash browns, but French Toast with 2 bacon and 2 sausage with a glass of chocolate nestles quick is perfect for sharing with your honey in bed When you are busy you need to get some energy for hours of continuous love making!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I love to wear my heels when I have my fishnet stockings on Cocheese! I just flip them off when I am ready to engage in non heel wearing positions

Oh Shannon, You crack me up! Thank you for those educational points. I learned alot on this thread, had no idea that their were modern day pirates. Thanks to you too Billvon for that educational graph on global warming. I learn something new everyday on DZ.com

I just thought that I would point out that Pirates are ruthless bastards, and they rape pilage and murder for the most part. Ninjas on the other hand are precision, finely tuned, and skilled operators, with their hands, as well as weapons. So I say that if it were some big crowd of both that the pirates would get some kills but in the end there would be more ninjas standing. And yes Bruce would kill them all Mr. Vance either that or he and Chuck would definetly be the last 2 standing and probly not kill one another out of respect.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I don't think it is sexually deviant but I know someone who put a bugar in someones bong toke when I was a teenager and the guy smoked it! Hmmm which sexual deviant story can I tell? I did it in the weight room at work once. That was intense, but no one else was there. Did it in the maintainece room with everyone just on the other side of the door working. my favorite thing is to give blow jobs going down the freeway, and putting a sign on my ass that says " YES, I AM DOING THAT"get alot of honking!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

hopefully a job that can support me getting my A. And right now that is looking pretty good. I keep praying so I can fly!-Caress

Favorite Soundtracks are... my first one ever was TOMMY by the Who Pulp Fiction Good Morning Vietnam Rock Star with Mark Walberg (still looking for and cannot find that one) Charlies Angels (the first one) Heavy Metal (the first one) The Blues Brothers (the first one) That is all I can think of for now-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

voted you post whore of the year!

Well I had one boyfriend who always wanted me to pitch so what the hell, it didnt do anything for me though. That was a long time ago. I enjoy having anal sex on occasion with my hubby(him pitching). However a shower afterward. I enjoy my hubby very much and I consider myself fortunate.

ROFLMAO! OMG that theres funny I don't care who you are! whatta bratty bird! I was going to say the worst pet is a skunk skunk wasn't on there either! I think that all of those pets are equally as much work to sustain them and I like them all. However the worst thing is spraying male cats. Yuck and that smell is atrocious I cannot stand that smell. just my opinion-Caress

Well I am still trying to decide what is the best thread and who has the best post those are difficult to answer. Fav. Greenie-SkyMamma- Andrea is fair and forthright with her actions. She is my favorite. BillVon and Remster came in at a close second. I enjoy their opinions as well. Fav. post whore-Cocheese this year I laughed alot because of things he had to say and I enjoyed much of what he had to say. BillyVance came in close second He has done some interesting and funny stuff as well, but cocheese did more. Funniest poster-can't decide Hottest guy on DZ.COM-BartsDaddy I can't get over that sensational ass avatar and he is hot! Hottest Girl on DZ.COM-Girlfalldown I think Shannon is awesome! Sunshine was also on my mind for this too it was hard to choose so I stuck both names in a hat and drew. Best Poster-Ron. I love Ron. He is always teaching me things with most every post he makes. He says what he means and most all of his posts make alot of sense. I enjoy reading what he has to say all of the time and he dang well deserves to be the best overall poster of the year! Fav. Boogie-can't vote on this one not enough jumping.

Dang Straight Masterrig! with the long string of slobber still hanging in the air from his lips to mine! Its all good

It doesn't hurt at all, It is the depth of the meaning that song holds for me, personally. Also, the fact that I sing from the heart might have alot to do with it.

I know atleast 2 men that think that going down on a woman after sex is just the right thing to do! I'm sure there are plenty more also. If you start off clean, things should stay clean, it is just cum for goodness sake! I am with Rhonda though, once you go anal it is time for a shower and it should not go back in your mouth or in your vagina either. That can cause some bad things to occur. Sex is suppose to be enjoyed and savored not a job, or a chore. Come on it is suppose to be fun, and meaningful!