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OMG! So you want to be like that eh? All that work and all I get is a PURRR? Why you little French Tart! WHACK WHACK WHACK on your sweaty french ass! AND......... WHACK WHACK WHACK with your butt sweat on your little french face! -Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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Are you needing a spanking? Well, Okay WHACK WHACK WHACK on your (_*_) Have a noice day!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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I have the greatest job on earth! noice eyes baby!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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Come to think of it I don't recall an ugly breakup guess that I am fortunate. But some of the stuff some of you have to deal with is, well, yuck! I can't imagine what to say about the girl that will just kill herself without you what a headtrip. Im sorry that you made bad choices for yourselves, but it takes time to find some peoples true selves. And when you find them you don't want anything to do with it! Be glad you had enough sense to pull yourselves back and take control of your lives back. Keep jumpin and enjoying your life your way! Peace it is there for you!-Suzanne
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The most DISGUSTING thing that's ever happened to you
caress replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I've read most of this thread and almost pissed myself laughing! The most digusting thing I ever did. I was in nursery school. I was wearing a grey mini skirt outfit and my red pantyhose,and my white shoes. We went to the Dairy on a field trip. They decided to show the class how to milk a cow. I stood behind the cow because the sides were crowded. You guessed it the cow crapped on my shoe. I got a little excited and started shaking my foot trying to kick it off and flung poo all over everybodyMy daddy still remembers that. -
Post your quirks!!! (The talk about yourself thread)
caress replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
Im always thinking about sex when conversing with another adult, it is a fact. what comes out of my mouth is usually the first socially acceptable thing I can think of -
I think that you can be commited to both things in your life. The fact is that you worked hard to get into the program to become a police officer. You have also put the time in to be a skydiver also. Don't worry about putting it aside for a while. You are still filled with the passion that skydiving brings, but you also posess the wisdom, and strength to be a great NY police officer. You would be amazed how many skydivers are police officers. I know atleast one. He is one of the greatest people that I have met on DZ.com. You can do this and you'll be just fine!
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Geez Viking I'm a woman and I look! How can you not. Especially if you appreciate that sort of thing. Of course I try to be discrete about it.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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I think that if your life depends on it, then get it done.A prolapse would be another good reason to get some work done. I just thought it would be funny to try to take back births, and try to get" a different caliber" going on down there. Good grief If they can do this for real, why is it not as commercial as breasts?-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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Hmmm, guess we ought to call and see if they can replace the cherry That would be something to feel 15 again-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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I happen to know for a fact that BartsDaddy keeps his ass nice and clean. He doesn't just have a sensational ass I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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I probly would, I'm not shy, but I am getting older and they certainly aren't what they used to be. I personally like the boobies that get flashed and you have to grabv your chest and drop to your knees praying "did you really make those, nice job"-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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I'm an experienced masterbater!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so thrilled to have this title. I think I'll put that in my Resume!!! got a 53% Noice test, had a blast just what I nedded for a Monday morning. I think it should be manditory to masterbate on Monday mornings (with your signifigant other if it applies) just to make the day go better
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We kept one single curly lock as a tail in the back. It is down to the middle of his back.
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Thought some of you would like to see how Jeremiah is growing. He is still trying to skydive off the couch
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I love Ice. I like gentle-hence Caress-which is short for caressmesoftly. I'm married Mr. hot salsa, but you can fantasize about anything you wish. Sincerely, Caress the big tease! I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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It is your ears Acme. Since your hubby gives you theabout it. I think you should do what makes you happy. He'll deal with it. your husband loves all the things about you, that is why he married you, not because you pierced your lovely ears. Go for it Enjoy it. You are never too old to take some extra time for yourself.-CARESS
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Right time- right person Hell yes!!!
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Not that it is a big whoopie, but "tongue" No sweat Cocheese, just wanted you to know just in case you want to write a really hot sexual story for hustler, or Penthouse forum sometime-CARESS I have touched 9volt batteries to my tongue since I was a kid-just for the heck of it. I think it is an awesome feeling. Wouldn't it be cool to be able to charge your tongue, and then give some guy an electrifying blow job?-CARESS I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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Some really great skydivers have a beer belly. I don't know if that counts as fat, but I wouldn't leave guys with beer bellies out. I'm getting to that age where most people are starting to get a little belly going on, and I have to say personality counts alot! My hubby has a tummy, but I still suck and love the heck out of him every chance I get. Some of his friends have bellies too, and I still think they are most excellent people.-CARESS
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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHYYYYEEESSSSSSSS!!!! AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE BACK THERE, PLEASE, PULL MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(it means you can slow it down, just don't stop!) I love it when a plan cums together!-CARESS I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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So guys do you like having your nipples sucked/licked?
caress replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
when I first dated my hubby, he let me lick chocolate kisses off his nipples. Now, he flinches and squints and throws a piss and bitch anytime I go near them. What a wimp! I think it is so exillerating. Besides when a man lets you kiss and suck on his nipples OHHH GOD!~ It makes me hot. What can I say. Nice poll Acme!-CARESS -
Its probly already been asked, but I didn't look... WHY BABY ARE YOU OFFERING? (hope you got a big hand buddy, or I'll need a couple swats)-CARESS I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.
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Hi Val, IMHO, not everybody goes thru that feeling, but some do. I think alot of people are right in saying that maybe it is time to move on, I mean geez, if your heart& soul aren't in it, What are you doing anyway? I also agree with maybe the two people involved need to re-open-up to each other and work things out. I have been married for 15 years. I have known my hubby for 17 years. We went thru so many stages of our relationship together. Now-a-days, I am the happiest I have ever been in our lives, and it is because we have grown together. It takes two to make things work together. If your friendship, and or anything that you share together is suffering neglect in some way, other elements suffer too. I guess that is the best way to say it. I hope that what I said helped.-Caress
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Can I interest you in a Red Bull and Vodka? BartsDaddy makes the best ever!! Give him a PM, His picture is quite delightful, and so is he. He can tell you how to make one of those that will knock your socks off.