IanHarrop

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  1. I see the issue differently... I think that the problem is that you were listening at all. You need to become selectively deaf and develop an ability to grunt or nod or say "yes dear" at intervals in the conversation. It's skill that make the opposite sex much more attractive. Next time he calls just be sure to have the TV on low so you can still watch StarTrek. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  2. Isn't it PETA? Peple Eating Tasty Animals "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  3. Finally an idea that makes sense "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  4. Have you sent this idea in to Roger Allen at Alti-2? He's very receptive to ideas and incorporating them in the Neptune software. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  5. If you're flat packing... Roll the nose tighly up to the A lines, just so there's a bit of a twist in the A lines. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  6. IanHarrop

    Spank Me

    I'm sure he'd be allowed to watch "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  7. I said it was a myth. It is. Unless your reading into my statement that somehow it is not a myth. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  8. Speaks a lot for the "separation of church and state" myth. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  9. An English woman comes up to a Scot wearing a kilt and says, "Is it true that you Scots wear nothing under your kilts?" The Scot replies, "Awk woman, put your hand under and see for your self." The English woman puts her hand under and removes it immediately exclaiming, "It's gruesome!" The Scot tells her, "Put your hand under again and it will grew some more!" "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  10. *** What are you trying to do, make people think Not to worry, though I've seen a lot of what appears to be well thought out opinions voiced in SC, detailed reading of the posts shows that most of what passes for thinking here is actually just verbal diarrhea
  11. Okay I have to agree with Wendy. I helped start this with a crack about Texas. Perhaps we should give Texas a break and pick on some other place now. Some suggestions include Tennessee, Arkansas, France, Canada or the UK. All of these are easy targets. Anybody got a preference for what place to pick on now? "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  12. He had a very obvious choice. He could have battered one of his arms with the gun until it bled and then leaving a blood trail, lead the bear away from the community to a wooded area where weak and tired from the loss of blood he could have simply thrown himself down as a sacrifice. The bear would have fed and learned that food is not found at the community but rather in the woods. As such the community would no longer be bothered by bear or this individual that they obviously don't like. Of course there would have been a loss of revenue so perhaps they could still fine him for something like littering for the blood trail left in the community. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  13. October 21 or there abouts.. Clicky "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  14. Here are some more choices... Clicky "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  15. History of the stapler clicky "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  16. I agree. I think the girls should go first. I also think they should be naked. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  17. I want to see the video "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  18. Lighten up buddy... It's Friday! Sorry to have offended you. As for sources of weird stories about related to Texas read the article above or just do a Google search. There's lots of them. Is Texas alone in having weird stories? Nope, not at all. There are lots of weird things every where. Just look around, there's lots to smile about. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  19. I have to agree with you. He signed up, he took the training, he took the money and now when they tell him they want him to do the job they trained him for and paid him for, he doesn't want to go. Doesn't seem right to me. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  20. We must all remember that this is happening in TEXAS. Remembering this will keep everything in perspective. Whenever you read a bizarre headline and you can't believe how such weird a thing can be true and then you find out it happened in Texas, don't you just nod and smile to your self and understand that it then make sense? "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  21. This is why its important to have a living will and discuss it with your next of kin. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  22. Small primate... get a short girl friend.. Just watch out. Girl friends can have high maintenance costs. On the other hand they can have offsetting benefits. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  23. They were warning shots so that the subversive little children that go to that school will be warned off voting for democrats in the future. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  24. Look at this way, Penicillin was originally derived from mold. You have now been innoculated and should be cured of whatever ails you and protected from some pretty nasty social diseases too! "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy
  25. A news service in London says he's brain dead. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/14503122?source=TiL&ct=5 The diagnosis of "brain dead" could have been made years ago. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy