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  1. I braid my pubic hair. On special occasions I put it in pigtails. Forty-two
  2. Yes, it's a regular Jim Jones Kool-Aid marathon. Forty-two
  3. Yeah I know. I went and transformed myself into a blind, Democratic sheep who follows the herd and doesn't think for himself and believes what others tell me to believe while whining about meaningless topics and attempting to win arguments on the internet about subjects that can't be won. Forty-two
  4. Yeah, Bush is such a loser. As soon as we get Mr. Chin in the oval office this country will become nirvana and the clouds will part, the sun will shine and the birds will sing. And now I will whine/bitch/moan about the current gun laws...BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!! Oh, and this thread wouldn't be complete without insulting someone else.....Kramer you are such an idiot. How can you live with yourself? You should be ashamded of yourself! Forty-two
  5. WHAT????? NO WAY!!!!! Hey Kramer, let's start talking about gun laws and politics as well. Wait...and we'll start bashing Bush and insulting our country too. Will be just like old times. Forty-two
  6. Such a beautiful game... NSFW Forty-two
  7. Wow, can we get a few more threads about this movie? I think we only have 2 dozen right now. Forty-two
  8. That is kick-ass! Forty-two
  9. Shit...I think Ivan may be on to something Forty-two
  10. Trust me. You have nothing to worry about. You act nothing like him. Forty-two
  11. Yes. Jesus doesn't die. He instead goes on to manage 21 shopping malls across the US featuring over-priced electronic stores, sexy clothing wear, gangster music shops, spicy burritos in the food court and a vast selection of children's dinosaur rides...errrrrrr Jesus horses Forty-two
  12. Dude, the absolute BEST online radio station is Shoutcast.com. They have hundreds of different stations of all kinds of genres. I absolutely love this website. Wether you're in the mood for rock, rap, blues, jazz, pop, techno, ambient, etc...Shoutcast is the place. Check it out. Clicky Forty-two
  13. You've obviously never dated trailer park women Forty-two
  14. **********BUMP********** Come on, rock the vote. MAKE THIS A STICKY!!!!! Think of how much we would educate the other posters with such a knowledgable, immature and perverted thread? Forty-two
  15. Yeah, first women to admit to clam licking gets a free t-shirt!!!!! Lol, come on, can't we sponsor that contest, greenies? Forty-two
  16. THAT, my friend, is your problem. If you licked the clam canal your popularity would improve by a factor of 10. Think of how cool you would be at those skydiving parties!!!!! Forty-two
  17. Ok, ok...next time a woman is bobbing for glory I'll fondle my balls. Forty-two
  18. That's why I look for women that can lick the nuts and suck ole willy at the same time. Multi-tasking is very important in knob-gobbling. Forty-two
  19. I thought women were just life support systems for pussies..... Forty-two
  20. She'd have to be awfully limber. A trick pelvic bone perhaps? Forty-two
  21. I just read something disturbing. There was a poll that was done stating that 8 out of 10 women in this country are battered. And to think...I've been eating mine plain all along. DAMN!!!!! How exactly would you bread a sausage wallet? Forty-two
  22. /loaded question on Does that include tuna? /loaded question off Forty-two
  23. Inspired by ACME Skydiver's thread about who eats meat, I decided to create one more R rated. WHO HERE EATS PUSSY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I personally am a certified, expert, grade-A carpet muncher. Nothing I like more than munching on a nice rack of bunny tuft. Wet, dry, hairy, shaved...YUM YUM GIVE ME SOME!!!!! My personal fav...take an altoid. Put one in your mouth and then start munching and licking. It becomes a tingling nirvana. Women go absolutely fucking nuts. Hey, I figured out in high school...if you're going to be good at just one thing in life..... Forty-two
  24. Hell, I say this becomes a sticky. 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  25. Yeah, nothing like a large portion of roast beef curtains Forty-two