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  1. List him in one of the internet gay dating personels. Make sure you give out all the phone #s and addresses. Forty-two
  2. Would be more intimidating for me to just call him up as a phsycotic, gun-loving, ex-military bad-ass who is extremely bored and having war-withdrawels. Forty-two
  3. See? Me and JumpinJack are on it. Give us his name and address and we'll take care of business. We'll give him some much needed wall-to-wall counseling and put the fear of God back in the lad while all along knocking the taste out of his filthy mouth. Not too harsh, am I? Forty-two
  4. Beat his ass hard and every time you see him in the future. No, I won't charge you for these words of wisdom. This session is on me. Forty-two
  5. That's just silly speculation. As much as I despise them, the Eagles have been consistently one of the most dominate teams in the past five years. This will give them a much needed spark on defense after losing Hugh Douglas. Forty-two
  6. Amen, brother. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to inform this "football fan" that Steve Smith and Laverneus Coles are not even remotely close to being half the receiver as Terell Owens... Forty-two
  7. ROFLMAO. You must be high. At least we know how much of a knowledgable football fan you are. Anquain Boldin, Derrick Mason, Chad Johnson, Rod Smith, Joe Horn, Tory Holt, Steve Smith and of all people...LAVERNEUS FUCKING COLES!!!!! The big three receivers are Moss, Harrison and Owens...in that order. You can ask anyone even remotely knowledgable in football and they would laugh at you for hours if you mentioned Laverneus Coles was better than TO. Gimme a break. Forty-two
  8. ROFLMAO Better off getting your intel from Disney World security. Forty-two
  9. He may run his mouth, but still one of the top 5 receivers in football. Forty-two
  10. Nope. Happened yesterday. Saw the press conference. Forty-two
  11. Terrell Owens has just been traded to the Baltimore Ravens. I figured it would have been Baltimore or Philidelphia to nab him in a trade. Both wanted him badly. Forty-two
  12. Not sure if anyone is following this story as closely as me. And if you think she will be guilty, will she go to prison? Unfortunatly, I think she walks. And if she is found guilty she will get some minor slap on the wrist like only being allowed to use half of her spice rack instead of all or having to use a 200 thread-count pillow instead of a 270. Forty-two
  13. I don't know turtle, I was thinking maybe even stripping her naked, dousing her with brown gravy and locking her in a small, dark room with a rabid wolverine. What do you say? I'll let you make the gravy. Forty-two
  14. Finally, a democrat who isn't blind and jumps on every oppositional-bashing bandwagon. Thank you, Mirage. It's refreshing to see someone who can man up and not follow the flock, or even give credit to the opposition if it is due. Forty-two
  15. Yeah, deep-fried...in a human-sized pot with Crisco. Forty-two
  16. The ads are fine. It's just another issue for the sheep to cry/bitch/moan/whine about. When I saw it I said to myself, "Gee, I wonder how long before someone posts it on dz.com," and sure enough...here's a thread by Phillykev. Was sure it would be you or Quade posting about it. Forty-two
  17. NSFW due to porn ads on the page. The video itself is fine. Clicky Forty-two
  18. Can you believe it? They may force Jesus himself to quit. What will he ever do? Oh...wait...that's right...he can sit on Maui and drink mai-tais for the rest of his life and never have to work again. Damn, bummer huh? Forty-two
  19. Carol Mosley is the only black female I can think of who would have a prayer at being the first of her kind to win. Haven't heard from her in a while. Forty-two
  20. I agree. But besides Hillary, I don't see one that has enough popularity to do it. I guess the same could be said for Colin Powell. Forty-two
  21. I know women are not minorities so to speak, but who do you think will be the first president out of the list? I think Powell or Clinton will be one of the first. Forty-two
  22. Powell and Clark are my two favorites. Powell would be the clear-cut choice for me as well. I love that guy. If Kerry wins, I would bet money Powell will run the following election and win. Forty-two
  23. I would pay good money for a group photograph of the look of every Republican and Democrat's face if they found out Al Sharpton won the election. Good stuff. Forty-two
  24. Heh, no problem. I tell you a candidate who I like as well that has no chance what-so-ever, but who I like as an individual and his views is Al Sharpton. He definitly is not a popular choice, but I have read a lot about him and could see him leading our great country. Forty-two
  25. It would definitly lessen my opinion for Bush. I hope he doesn't go to the extreme trash/ad talking. However, in this day and age, that seems to be the norm. Forty-two