peacefuljeffrey

Works for me Saves me from making him read your post. Oh, wait, he's reading over my shoulder. Shit, I'm caught. I guess now we have to invite him to fly video on our exxxploits! Hey, ever had your toes sucked? That's kinky!... Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Maybe old classic Chryslers are decent, but I strongly feel that the Chrysler/Plymouth brand has been absolute shit for about the last 20 years or more. Think back to the Reliant K, the LeBaron (all of them in the '80s and '90s), the Laser, the Horizon TC3...which had the climate control left of the steering wheel (whose brilliant idea was that?!)... The other night I was at Walmart and there was a couple getting their stuff into the trunk of their Chrysler somethingorother... The guy had to remind the woman to hold the trunk up, because (even though the car was no more than 3 years old) the shitty design results in the failure of the trunk lid suspension (usually cheap-ass pistons, like those found on many crappy cars, like Pontiacs). I'm sorry, there is no excuse for a car to be made so cheaply that whatever type of device is supposed to hold the trunk or hood open, it fails in a few years. And how about the common Chrysler condition -- you've all seen it -- of those cataracted, yellowed headlight lenses?! No other car brand has that happen the way theirs do. Now, about the new Mustang. I agree it is a nice looking car. I like the return to the old-style front end, especially. I'm glad they finally ditched that awful-looking angular style with all the edges. Does this car also have the ridiculous fake fairings and "vents" and "scoops" like the recent generations did? Why make it fake when you could make it functional?! I just don't have faith in Ford's manufacture and materials, either. Too many recalls I remember hearing about in their history. (Yes, I know, ALL manufacturers have recalls.) And I've been in people's Mustangs (and other Fords) and felt how tinny, rattly and cheap all the plastic interior appointments, switches and dials felt. NO confidence in them. Sorry. Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Dude, it was a movie that cost like, what, $100 million dollars?! I hardly think they couldn't spare the cash to take care of that. That's like Donald Trump claiming he can't afford to keep a good condition spare tire in the trunk of his limo. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Of course you're in no rush... "24 hours"... Well, I've checked, both the leg irons and the handcuffs all fit together in the back pocket of a pair of denim shorts... they weigh it down quite a bit, but they fit. I also have a shoulder satchel (a man-purse) that I use commonly. They'd fit in there, too, and be less uncomfortable to carry. Oooh, in this front pocket... I find I have a dropper-bottle of peppermint essential oil from Bath & Body Works... it's great for massages because it makes a sort of cool-burn on the skin... tingly -- but be careful about getting it on sensitive skin, because it becomes a sort of exquisite torture... Fun, but hard to take! In the other front pocket is a little "medical" type device -- dunno the name -- that has a stainless steel handle and a little star-wheel of tiny pointy spikes. I guess they use it for checking reflex response by rolling it over sensitive spots... from the soles of the feet (oooh!) to nipples and such... Again, very hard to take...but exquisite. Also in that pocket are a handful of wooden clothespins. If you don't have your hands free to get them off yourself, they can be quite the torment when applied to nipples, labia, penis, who knows... (Okay, I guess I know. ) Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Yep. I liked it. I *might* have to replace the cuffs and shackels for some nice velvet rope if I can ever find someone to play that game........ Glad you liked it.

When do they try to establish that Amity Island has anything to do with Long Island? I was not aware that they were supposed to be "Long Island boats." Where'd you get that from? I gave up on George Lucas when a bunch of Ewoks using logs and boulders were able to take out the elite forces of the Empire. Oh, and the name Jar-Jar Binks comes to mind. Fuckin' stupid stupid stupid. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

There you go being peaceful again. Yep. Well come on, dude, what the fuck was the "*yawn*" for, like he was doing better?! It's my feeling that if someone tries, and takes the time to respond to a request for entertaining text, it's wrong to ridicule or disparage it. It's made worse if you bitch about it and then won't even make an effort of your own. That was pretty fuckin' lame of him. Then he's going around asking to be included in kinky PMs... How sad. And by the way, I think what I wrote was a fuck of a lot more kinky than, "What about watching 2 skychicks rub sunscreen all over each other?" But no one said, "*yawn*" to that. Gee, isn't watching 2 chicks rubbing suncreen on each other a staple in just about every hokey porn flick? HARDLY "kinky"! - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

How fuckin' pathetic that you could insult my submissions to this thread but can't be bothered to write your own. You said, "*yawn*" to mine but where's yours? If ya don't like it, fuckin' do better. But I guess you can't. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Oh, I like that fantasy, too! (I'll have to try it w/ my BF.) The long weekend with him is beginning in a few hours...hmmm... NO FAIR, VSG!! I CAME UP WITH IT! Do it with ME!!! Come on... - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

What say we just leave your husband out of this? - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

But you are sure to have shitheads saying, "No, they still deserve a trial and life in prison! We can't let ourselves be like they are!" and all that related bullshit. The talk of people who want to die at the hands of shitbags like these terrorists. You know, the "reason-with-them" crowd. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Could you imagine if they had a John Kerry running that country? It'd be all, "Let's talk this out," with a bunch of psychopathic pieces of shit who know nothing but violence. I believe that the only way to deal with such terrorists is to exterminate them with extreme prejudice, without holding back. When people sink down to the point where they kill schoolchildren like this -- WHAT FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE WORLD WILL CLAIM SOMEONE IS WRONG TO SET OUT TO UTTERLY DESTROY EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE ATTACK?! What if the Russians sent some of their troops in to take over Chechen schools or hospitals or something and execute the children there? Is that how they want this fucking thing fought? GOOD. Let's do that. As it is, people say that it would be "genocide" to go into areas like Chechnya or Iraq and just blast away at whoever you find there, via guilt-by-association or something. I say it's hardly genocide when you have been given no choice but to view an entire people as a sworn enemy that vows your complete destruction! You do what they FORCE you to do! - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I think this is crap. You can't put someone in the same category as Stalin and Hitler if he was leading a country that was under ATTACK and had to take drastic measures in SELF DEFENSE. Sometimes self defense, on a national level, means that you have to go INTO the den of your enemy and take them out, and that is not possible to do without harming SOME innocents. But the deaths of those innocents are on the head of the people who made your invasion necessary in the first place. You do what you can to avoid killing innocents, but it's not always possible. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I guess, then, it comes down to, "Who started it?" And it was THOSE pieces of shit. We are just reacting to protect ourselves. By the way, I totally disagree with your claim that the U.S. Military (it's not just the "army" over there) is "not better at all." That's a big load of bullshit. We are not a conquering force, looking around the world for places to take over. If we wanted to, we could, and it speaks well of our self-restraint that we are not looking to "expand our empire." And if we were all about killing civilians indiscriminately like the terrorists are, don't you think there would be a LOT more unarmed, defenseless Iraqi civilians dying every day? They are NOT TARGETED by our military. We do what we can to AVOID them getting killed. That hardly makes us qualify as terrorists. - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

"If it was on the TV I probably wouldn't avert my eyes." At this point, I am one of the lucky ones: I have never lost a friend to skydiving. In fact, I have never lost a friend to death, that I know of (allowing for people with whom I've lost touch). I know that I know people who have lost friends, even seen them die. But fortunately, not me, not yet, anyway. And I'm in no rush to see it, even if it's a stranger on a video. That's not a great fascination for me, and in fact, the further I can be from the notion of it happening, the happier I am. Skydiving is about living to skydive again. Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Who designed that watch, H.R. Giger?! That is one shiny, high-tech-lookin' screw! What's it made of? Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Okay, a new one. Haven't done this yet but want to. You and she are out on a large piece of rural property. The weather is beautiful, there are woods and meadows and even a stream with cool, clear water. There's a cozy house, comfortable though small. There's lawn furniture on the back patio. You get up in the morning, start your day, get dressed, have breakfast. After breakfast, you go outside into the back yard, lead her to the woods, and go for a short, pleasant walk. You order her to stand still while you go about taking off all of her clothes. Out from your pocket, you take a pair of stainless steel, high quality handcuffs, and a matching pair of leg irons (yes, they're a slightly bigger size special for ankles). You shackle her ankles (the chain on the leg irons is about 18" long, enough to walk okay), and you cuff her hands behind her back, double-locking the cuffs so that they cannot get squeezed tighter (that sucks). And then you start your stopwatch. You kiss her once passionately on the mouth, and then press on her shoulders so that she takes the cue to kneel. And you take off all of your own clothes, and present yourself for oral pleasure there in the woods by the stream. You explain to her that she is your slave for the next full 24 hours, during which you will lovingly look after her needs, but she is to do every single thing you order her to do, sexual and otherwise. That means you will bathe her, help her eat, help her relieve herself, and make love to her, sweetly or harshly, as often as you wish, until that time the next morning, and all of it will be with her shackled exactly as she is. Then, the next morning, you will release her from her bonds, make love with her unfettered, and then it will be her turn to use the shackles and stopwatch on you. It's a kink-and-trust game. 24 full hours. Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

I just noticed your jump number!! LOL!! That's kinky!! - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

GOOD LORD!!! That DOES sound fun. Where do you think of this stuff. Who said it was fiction? - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Yeah, visions of sugarplums dancing in her head. Those aren't sugarplums, they're Bill's oversized swollen purple NUTS! Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Okay, not bad.

"Now, now, Fallout Boy, there's no need for such language!" I loved him as Radioactive Man! And the ever-over-the-top McBain! - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Tied to your own bed, face smothered in naked crotch, while she drips blue hot wax from a grocery store religious candle on you all over. I think that's kinky. And it's hard to beg for the removal of the clothespins when you can't get the twat off your mouth! Blue skies (and candle wax) - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Are you kidding? I thought Terminator 3 was a total dog. I can't get over the ridiculous premise that the present will, apparently, ALWAYS be vulnerable to attack from the future. It just never ends, does it? What's the point of fighting, when like the outcasts on the moon in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress," your enemies are "uphill" from you? And how about production? Watch for the airplane that the main characters take off in from the hangar where they find it. Keep track of the N numbers. In one scene, it's one plane, and in another it's an altogether different plane. Dumb dumb dumb. I know that doesn't affect the plot, but christ, if they can make Gary Sinise look like he has no legs, they could digitally fix the N numbers on a plane that appears for ten seconds, tops! That whole scene with the crane knocking shit over in the beginning was dumb, too. Musta been one of those adamantium cranes, I guess. But Kevin Smith's stuff is amazing. I actually rewatched and took notes on "Chasing Amy," because at the time it really ran parallel to my own feelings in some ways. The guy's a dialogue genius. I thought the premise of "Dogma" was stupid, though. If the whole issue was about reality getting fucked up if god were fallible and had made a mistake in the great plan, well, it was true -- there WAS a mistake made. The issue in the movie was preventing the mistake from being known, but that has no bearing on the plain fact that there actually had been a mistake made by a fallible god. It was way cool to have Alanis be god, though. MMMmmmmm! I'd do god! Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

Did any of you see the guy who played Dante in a movie called "Vulgar," in which he plays a clown who gets man-raped? Pretty disturbing flick. He had some decent range in it, though, even if he still sounds a bit wooden in his regular delivery. He took a difficult role and made it very convincing, and it had to be hard to act the part of a guy who gets raped by some incestuous sicko family. Blue skies, - -Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"