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Ya know......When I go into public restrooms sometimes, I seem to find shit all over the walls and the ceiling. I always wondered how in the hell someone could do that. Now I know....Thanks for the insight! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I work at a grocery store and the second I walked into work today I was bombarded by the whole city of Atlanta wanting me to ring up all their damn stuff. You would have thought there was a fu**ing blizzard coming or something. People were fighting all over the store. Whether it be the last jug of water, the last loaf of bread or the last case of Budweiser. People were rough. And damnit all to hell if I didn't have to stand on a register right by the fu**ing door. It was cold as balls by that door and I didn't even have a jacket! People suck! Go home and be warm! Okay my rant is over now. Thank you for listening. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Bovine Da Ball Licka?! Oh yeah! That fits me exactly! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

What on earth is a "Mexican Roadblock"? Hmmm.......maybe I forgot to explain that. It's when you're trying to pass someone and they get up beside the car next to them and drive the same speed so you are blocked behind them and can't pass. It's called other names but Mexican Roadblock was the first thing that came to my mind. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

http://www.wsbtv.com/family/2817783/detail.html "I would like to book the intensive care unit for my honeymoon. Thank you!" Poor guy but he could have waited to get married ya know...... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

People who perform a "Mexican Roadblock" on the road. I hate those! But I am the first to admit if someone tries to pass me and I'm already going 15 over the speed limit then I sure as hell will mexican roadblock those sons of bitches. Tailgaters. Unless your Brad Pitt, stay off my ass! I especially hate road rage. Can't we all just get along? (Someone please tell me you see the irony in this post ) I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I had almost the same thing happen to me when I was little too. Except I floated out into the ocean on a raft and just kind of floated away. I didn't fall into the water or anything but these 2 scuba divers found me a mile from the shore just floating along. Kinda weird............. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Evolution with regards to creation is NOT FACT. It is theory! Kelly Creationism isn't even theory in the accepted sense of the word. It is pure faith. And you still haven't defined "fact". Can you explain how evolution is "fact"? I would like to hear how you think it's fact. So far, everything I've read on here has been theory. Here's a theory for you....perhaps God created evolution. It had to come from somewhere. What do you think about that one? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I wanted to be a meteorologist. Since I was 4, I called it tornado chaser, but then I learned the word meteorologist when I was 8 and used that instead. I would still love to be a tornado chaser, but I took a weather class and kept falling asleep. I'm thinkin' that might not be the best thing for me..... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That is certainly what I was looking for. Back in 1967, my dad was in a very bad car accident where he was in a coma for 3 months. After he came out of the coma, he told my mom that he had lifted above his body and was looking down on himself being taken out of the car. Then he remembered going down this tunnel toward a light, but he didn't want to go through it. He remembered seeing beings of light and he was shown three small beings of light whom he believes now were my brother, my sister and me. According to my professor, only one to two percent of people experience life preview in a near death experience. I think that's pretty cool that he was able to see what lied ahead of him in his life. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

The kinds of stuff that we were talking about in my class were like whether or not you saw your life flash before your eyes and things like that. Maybe we could go into out-of-body experiences too. Had any of those? My father had one of those when he was in a bad car wreck. Kind of a freaky story I think. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Today in my Philosophy class we talked about near death experiences and I got to thinking about skydiving accidents. I was wondering if anyone has ever had a near death experience during a skydiving-related accident. We could also expand this discussion into whether you've had a near death experience at all. I was wondering what kind of stories people had and if they are at all similar to one another. My professor discussed what constituted a near death experience and I wanted to see if any of the things he said were realistic. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

How different my views have changed in the past couple of years. I would be certain that GWB would be at the top of my list 2 years ago, but now I see things differently. Hmmm.....don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but we'll see......... Your Results: 1. Your ideal theoretical candidate. (100%) Click here for info 2. Kerry, Senator John, MA - Democrat (57%) Click here for info 3. Edwards, Senator John, NC - Democrat (56%) Click here for info 4. Dean, Gov. Howard, VT - Democrat (56%) Click here for info 5. Clark, Retired General Wesley K., AR - Democrat (49%) Click here for info 6. Socialist Candidate (49%) Click here for info 7. Sharpton, Reverend Al - Democrat (43%) Click here for info 8. Kucinich, Rep. Dennis, OH - Democrat (42%) Click here for info 9. Bush, President George W. - Republican (38%) Click here for info 10. Lieberman, Senator Joe, CT - Democrat (37%) Click here for info 11. LaRouche, Lyndon H. Jr. - Democrat (32%) Click here for info 12. Libertarian Candidate (27%) Click here for info 13. Phillips, Howard - Constitution (26%) Click here for info I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I hope this isn't a repost..... Maybe NSFW http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/swf/rant.html I'm thinking this squirrel might have some unsolved issues he needs to deal with. Might be NSFW for foul language. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Luckily, good teeth run in my family. My dad still has all his wisdom teeth, so hopefully the same thing will happen to me. When I used to go to the dentist, they would tell me that I had more than enough room for my wisdom teeth when they grew in. So I'm taking that as a good sign. I guess we'll just have to see what happens. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I'm thinking maybe I should heed your advice. My wisdom teeth have slowly been coming in for the past year or so and so far, I've only felt the growing pains. I don't think I have any impacted, but I don't know because I never go to the dentist. Maybe I should start that practice. Hmmm..........maybe it will be fun to be pampered for a weekend. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Forget that.........school was cancelled for me even if it wasn't officially. I am not about to go to class with it this cold. I'm sure the professors will understand. And if they don't, screw it. They don't know who I am anyway. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Doesn't it feel great when you get a call from somebody who you haven't heard from in years and it feels like you never missed a day with them? That happened to me yesterday with an old best friend of mine! I was so excited to hear from her and we talked for so long! I loved it! It put me into a great mood and I've just been all happy today. Does anybody else ever feel like that when they are contacted by an old friend or relative or am I just weird? I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

How very interesting......I'm a wood rat. It says that I make more acquaintances than real friends, but once they become my real friends I treat them like family. That holds true for me most of the time. I don't have many close friends, but the ones I do have I treat like family. It also says that I keep problems to myself and never confide in anyone. That is totally not me whatsoever. The second I start having a problem I go and find someone to talk about it with. I need to get things off my chest really fast or else it will fester inside me till I blow up. It also says that rats make good politicians. Is that a coincidence? I think not......... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Hmmmm........let's see here.......what would I change? For one thing I would go back to the second time my ex-boyfriend and I got back together and not do it. That way he wouldn't have cheated on his girlfriend and I wouldn't have been put into the situation of "the other woman". (I didn't know about it by the way so it wasn't done knowingly) I would go back and not be so mean to my family as I grew up. I would go back and not waste my time being friends with people who cared nothing about me. I want all those times back when I gave my all and received nothing in return. Goes for relationships too. Hopefully as I continue on in my life, I won't want to change anything else. I should just do it right the first time. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

I wasn't able to vote in the first election, but I know that I wanted to vote for Bush b/c that's who my parents were voting for. Now, my perceptions have changed about things and I don't think I would now. It would have to depend on who he's running against actually. I vote for the person, not the party. And right now, I don't know what my opinion about Bush is. I just can't decide. We'll just have to see when election time rolls around. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Let's see........ 1st Car: 88 Topaz that I called Betsy (that's what the previous owner called it, so I just used it too) 2nd Car: 93 Saturn SL2.....called it Paco cuz I had a little bobblehead chihuhua named Paco in it so I just called the car Paco too. 3rd Car: 99 Honda Civic.....just recently got it and so far I call it "Pretty Civic". Come on pretty civic it's time to go. I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

Thanks for the awesome thread! I enjoyed it greatly! Kept me occupied when I got really bored!

No shit, Kel. That's exactly what my first car was too! Except it was a white 88 Mercury Topaz with red interior. Same thing only a year older. Piece of crap I tell ya. I got one little dent in it from my first ever car accident and it totalled the whole thing. It was worth an entire 1600 dollars! WOOHOO! I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102

That poor cow has such a manly voice....... I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102