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Kel-Tec 9mm or Sig P229 .40 Don't remember score, it was over 5 years ago.

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

Eternal blue ones...

You damn right I would!!!

Just my newbie opinion.... Jump a ZP canopy and you will see a world of difference. I've made a handful of jumps on a bogey 196 (F111) and they landings truly do suck compared to my Sabre.

I think my first CRW jump was number 26. Started out with a few simple two ways, then worked up from there. CRW is now my discipline of choice. Be careful, and make sure that the person you are with understands that you are a low-timer and that they are very experienced. I learned from a girl that has over 2000 CRW jumps alone and almost 4000 overall

LMAO!!! I actually thought I'd be UNIX, but I'm OS/2 warp.

The forward movement on a pair of pants alone are astounding!!! I was very impressed as well!

Gee what a great deal!!! That Rolex is NOT the right watch for you, Ron. I can tell based upon your utter hatred in the post above. I will be more than happy to take care of it for you for a while. I'll even let you hold a worn out Tag in lieu of the Rollie's absence. See what a nice guy I am?

I'll trade you one for a Rolex!

Whatever.. I still think you are all caught up in your BMI clique.... I'm making stuff up? Like I said, I just call it as I see it, bud.

I don't think I missed the point at all. You have one person who is an experienced WS pilot wanting to help the Texas community, that's who I'm going for. He doesn't stand against anything, except those with the knowledge that want the bankroll to go with it. Good for you. You seem to be very good at blowing your own horn, or yourself for that matter. Keep it up. Banning someone for posting their willingness to help? That's productive. Just because you don't like his messages doesn't make him a reckless person. PERIOD. I stand behind those that don't care about the almighty dollar with the purpose to promote flight, which is OBVIOUS that is what Jason/Voodew is doing. For Christ's sake, he is spending his own money on buying eval suits. Again, I still think you are a jackass due to this thread alone. I suppose I'll be banned for voicing my opinion as well. There was NO CAUSE, I repeat for the slow one.... NO CAUSE to ban Voodew for posting his willingess to help those with instruction. Get over yourself.

First of all, I have ZERO wingsuit jumps. I have been infatuated with WS since I had 60 jumps, and have been doing all of the reading I can on the topic. I have read almost every post in this, and have several TRUSTED friends that will be taking me up on jump 201, so I feel I can reply to this thread. I am in Texas, and of course, there are NO BMI/BMCI's in this state at all. As previously said, all of them are elsewhere. I rely on people such as Voodew who have the ambition to want to spread their knowledge of the nylon crack addiction to newcomers, so I greatly appreciate what he has said thus far. When the time comes, it is people like Voodew that will help me get in the air for the longest amount possible. I have appreciated what "Professor" has said as well. I see that he is in Texas and looking to help further the BM community by helping newcomers. Again, I applaud that as well. There are but a VERY small handful of BM people where I jump, none of which are BMI/BMCI. What do you think it would take for me to get the "proper" (as you would call it) instruction? My flying somewhere or paying for someone to come here in massive cost? Fuck that. Sorry, but fuck that. I'm not rich and I can't afford it. That's where I come from.... Yeah, and Stalin wasn't a very good leader....... are you serious?? What a horrible analogy.... And I suspect you are the almighty as well.... I understand what you have done for the BM community, and I applaud that. HOWEVER, it appears that you hold yourself in a God-like light, which is WAY offcourse. I think you should ground yourself before someone else who doesn't care what you think does. Yes, and your e-cock is Ron Jeremy-like. Are you God now? I don't see "HH" or "Sangiro" in your title. I used to look into your posts, as you were an insight. Now I just see you as an arrogant prick. That's my thoughts. Just from an outsider view. Rock on, Voodew/Professor. I'll come jump with you.

I made 9 full alti jumps in one day, packing all for myself, and didn't start jumping until 2pm a few months ago... I feel sure I could do 16+ if I wasn't packing for myself and started on the early bird load.

We got hosed, Tommy. We got hosed.....

Lookin' good at 5 minutes to go!!!

holy shit.... sorry, off topic, but - "this hurts me in my heart..... I think I"m going to cry...." Only one person in this thread will get that.

I say the word "Terabyte" about 100x a day.... Part of the "spiff" of being a sales guy for a NAS/SAN vendor!

I'm not going to read 75+ replies, but that is BASEketball - f'in hilarious movie.... "dude!! Brittney's vibrator!! Oh, I envy you!!!" [lickes vibrator, Brittyney walks in} "what are you guys doing in my mom's room?"

I found him!!

Then why not just part out what you have rather than do this? Would make much more sense and be easier.

Well if you are browing the CRW forum, there's obviously a small part of your mind that really wants to try it.....

awww, come on!! It's a blast!!

Here is a nice instruction guide on how to properly discipline your kids... I live by it! http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html

It's simple, really....