Kennedy

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  1. you'll never get a name! bwah hahahahahahahaha mwah ha ha haaaaaaaa witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  2. I'm sorry, but where did you get this tripe? In the US, burglars take great pains to avoid entering an occupied household, and they tend to run like hell if they're discovered. What kind of logic tells you a criminal would stay and fight someone with a firearm but run from some who didn't have one? And there is a fairly new phrase to criminolgy that was coined for England and Australia. That phrase is "home invasion." That's when they enter your house and don't give a damn if you're home, because they're bigger than you and they know you don't have a gun to protect yourself. Instances of that are nil here in the USA. How are your crime rates doing? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  3. DEAL! OMFG! What have I just done? yardhippie: "Daddy, I just got cider in my ear." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  4. Oh, so I guess my pink shirt just isn't good enough for you then. Fine. Be that way. >8^P witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  5. Prove it. No NRA sources please FBI Uniform Crime Report http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_02/xl/02tbl2-10.xls Murder by Firearms 2001: 8,890 National Institute of Mental Health http://www.nimh.nih.gov/research/suifact.cfm info for 2001: The total number of suicide deaths was 30,622. Suicide by firearms was the most common method for both men and women, accounting for 55% of all suicides. fyi - Suicides outnumbered homicides (20,308) by 3 to 2. So let's do the math. I get 16,842.1 suicides by firearms. That looks like more than half to me. Want to tell me the FBI or the NIMH is lying to support a pro-gun agenda? Still making faces at people who know what they are talking about? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  6. some local headlines; not exactly NRA sources. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  7. Really, no guns and no gun problems, huh? Well then what are these guys doing? http://www.guncontrol.org.au/ witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  8. oh, right, this thread was about a boogie once, wasn't it.... damnable postwhores We're all little postwhores, short and quick here are our keyboards, here's what we click.... anyone actually know the words to that so I can spoof it properly and get it the hell out of my head? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  9. And you're telling me this because.... I mean I love the pimping outfit and all, but somehow I don't think you're my type. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  10. the all knowing all seeing all wise magic eight ball says this will be the Wxxxxxx for Moss Point. . witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  11. yeh, youse gota problem wit dat? whassamattuh fa you, uh? Ivan, she hasn't got a prayer. DAs are allowed to use worse. Once upon a time, they charged you with something and you plead to lesser counts. Nowadays, they charge you, and if you don't take what they give you, they can add dozens more charges. They can threatened to do this during 'interviews' and the supreme court [or at least some state ones] said it's just fine. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  12. As long as you don't mind me calling you sensuous every now and then, we're all good! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  13. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy? Say my name, bitch!! nah, I am fully capable of getting my own booze, and even grabbing one for others. fair warning: Just don't be suprised if I yell out "sensuous" when you stand up. It's kinda like whuffo; it comes from "Sens you wus up, get me a beer." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  14. Oh, come one, we all know neither of them is going more than arms reach from the keg, and once they finally get drunk enough to move, they won't know what a beer bitch is, much less who. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  15. (A) bump (B) postwhore (C) no other reason whatsoever How you doin? . witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  16. Kennedy

    Baking

    So speaketh the bytch, and so shall it be. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  17. I do what I can, I do what I can. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  18. Kennedy

    Baking

    Baking is to cooking what static line is to competition 4way. Real food comes from some sort of open flame, dead animal, or some combination thereof. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  19. [Mr. Rodgers voice]Does anyone know what this is? This is what we call "anarchy." Can you say "anarchy?" I knew you could
  20. Um, Kallend, maybe you'll remember that FDR was doing everything he could to provoke war with Germany. From issuing ridiculous edicts demanding Germany respect US ships carrying war materiel to those innocent little merchant ships were carrying the "arsenal of democracy" He just couldn't get congress to declare war on Germany until after they announced agaisnt us. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  21. Well, I can get him a micky and we'll call it even. See, I'm a problem solver. Honest. Uh huh. Really. No kidding. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  22. thanks turtle, I needed to choke on some soda. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  23. 'scuse me, but I live in Alabama so "just this side of the Rockies" is hardly my backyard. ANWR: it's just when you do a serious gain/loss comparison, I'm not seeing the loss-side outweighing the gain. Vote democrat last election? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  24. What are the signs of the apocalypse again? . witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  25. ~ _ O o > -- someone care to fill me in? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*