Kennedy

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  1. I think everyone has a friend like that. Mine was named MacIntyre. I don't think he even had a first name. Mother F'er was sick. Even compared to the best (worst?) jumpers I know. I have two words: "mung diving" If you don't know, don't look it up. It has scarred me. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  2. Kennedy

    boys lie

    I know, Nork was my local big airport. I only lived about 35 miles from it, if that. I'm not knocking anyone who improvises when necessary, but hippie saying two hours is plenty, that just doesn't sit right. ...but under special circumstances, yeah, that's more than enough. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  3. Kennedy

    boys lie

    and you're calling him a slacker? I thought you were willing to put in some effort man. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  4. Kennedy

    boys lie

    I have the proof, neener neener neener and no, I'm not the ape, unfortunately witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  5. Kennedy

    boys lie

    and they're quite nice, though I'm hoping for a closer inspection to confirm... witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  6. sorry boys, I need to go take care of something. later witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  7. hey RR, hold the soap will ya? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  8. Kennedy

    How to get men

    I think I need to figure out which highway north is fastest witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  9. Sing Sing ain't got nothin on Rikers... witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  10. That one was below the belt, man... but funny as shit though witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  11. Kennedy

    How to get men

    Is that a command? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  12. Kennedy

    How to get men

    I was there for a week and I couldn't figure that out. I think it's a mix between sanscrit, mumbling, and ebonics. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  13. Kennedy

    How to get men

    Nope, that's Farci. QuikChek and WaWa and the Hindi places. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  14. Kennedy

    How to get men

    Clay, that's scientific fact brother. That's like saying the Sunday paper comes on Sunday, and that it's not the Sunday paper without a dozen bagel. God I miss bagels. Have I told you how much I'm ready to get the hell out of Alabama? Damn New Yawkuz witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  15. HEY Don't make me break out the philly list. The only place famous for a food that doesn't make it better than everywhere else. Hell, they don't even make it as good as most places. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  16. Kennedy

    How to get men

    That's the difference between Frenchmen and Parisians, most of the French hate Parisians as much as we do. The problem is most people don't know the difference. nothing like a good bordeaux...the reds...just beyond compare. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  17. gah... that got my stomach churning. you can't even call that stuff food. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
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  19. pretty soon it'll be easier to come up with a list of what's not banned than of what is. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  20. when I get my great dane, he's getting named Mutt. for him, I'd say..... Dog. Name him Dog. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  21. Is that why you turned down the trip to the Awful House on Sunday morning when the clouds were still rolling out? Come on Mike, what's wrong with the Awful House? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  22. There a particular reason that was replied to me? I like to think I fit all those. Does 23 count as a "youngin?" witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  23. 1. Not really interested in long distance dating. Birmingham's only a short trip on the highway... 2. No more military men.. though I always break that one. Nope, finished Quantico, no more stars or stripes for me 3. No more guys named MICHAEL. First, middle, last name.. I dont care.. NO MORE!! I don't think I even have any Michaels in my family 4. Must be a college grad, or working on it. Go Terps, class of 03 5. He can be a whuffo as long as hes not scared. Do I really have to answer that? 6. Mental stability is a requirement. Well, I'm constantly this way, that counts as stable, right? 7. No kids. nope, none, nada 8. handle the big stuff and not freak out over the little things. No worries, darlin I dont know why people say I'm picky.. pick me, pick me!! [edit] d'oh, she said PM...well, at least she didn't say follows directions witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  24. Yeah, what she said! You can't blame north Jersey for all those hairspray stuck in the 80s poofs from south Jersey. Remember, I live in the part of the state everyone thinks is PA because it's gorgeous and green. oh, um, well, ...ah kiss it you bennie! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*
  25. you know I'm not all uptight like that, but I watched a jume with my numbers try it because it was cool. the results weren't pretty. ps - don't get so defensive. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*