Kennedy

Next you're going to tell us how some limey created whiskey. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

An Irish man is sittin in a pub one night when 3 Englishmen walked in. The men sit down, and start to talk about how they can anger the Irishman... The first man says, "Watch this..." He gets up, walks over to the Irishman, and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a faggot." The Irishman just replies, "Oh, is that so now?" The Englishman, goes back to his seat perplexed, when his friend jumps up and says, "Here, lemme try that." So he goes over to the Irishman and says, "Hey man, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite faggot!" The Irishman only replies, "Oh, is that so now?" So the Englishman, frustrated goes and sits down with his friends. When the 3rd Englishman jumps up and says, "Well, now, I gotta try that!" So he walks over to the Irishman and says, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was an ENGLISHMAN!" And the Irishman replies, "Aye, that's what your friends were sayin." witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

No man, she said no cigar. I guess Clay is more a cigarette kinda man. Poor guy... No cuffs.... Zip Ties? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I've got you covered. I am an absolute fount of completely worthless knowledge. I just happen to be a pure blooded parrot head, so it sticks out. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

It's funny when a girl in the vehicle starts singing along, but she uses the correct terminolgy, not "milkshake" or any other codewords. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

all of those jumpers covered in oil strummin my six string on my front porch swing smell those shirmp, they're beginning to boil searchin for my lost shaker of salt (salt, salt, salt) some people claim that theres a woman to blame and I know it's your own damn fault!!! witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

discussing his handcuffs and imminent visit to Texas again? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

No, don't shoot yourself for knowing it's not spears. I knew that too. Shoot yourself for knowing who it was. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

"if you kids don't knowck it off, I'm gonna turn this car right around, you got me?" witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

"Killarny" and "Cork," I believe And Irishers don't tend to get rip roaring drunk on St Patty's day. They treat it like Thanksgiving, not like the 4th of July. edit: no reason to let that slow US down though witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Sweet! ...but how do you turn it around? (say the following stressing only the bolded words) I can lick any sonuva bitch in da house. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

is that the one that was at Mardi Gras? the crushed velvet and sweet sounds? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Will Be There chaoskitty CSpenceFLY davidking dbattman mouth Kennedy - Sat. afternoon skyedivr Might Be There lee03 Would Be There without a rig Thanatos340 benny I have no idea how to classify these specimens SkyOne snowwhite vectorboy shmali BigM ianmdrennan donations to research? marks witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Well, he sure votes against my wishes, but I doubt he goes against the (removing personal attack on a public figure because I hate him enough to disturb readers) that shares his state's vote. You know Kerry was rated as the single most liberal voter in the senate? witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

You know you're awesome. Good job. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

I'd agree, except that that leaves Ted Kennedy representing the entire state. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Nevermind the previous post. They get much better (worse). The on my left shoulder seduced the on my right. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

my automated response was "twat-faced chronic masturbator." I'm not sure if that's an insult or a Seinfeld-esque observation of the obvious. Of course I like getting my face into.... Well, maybe the explanation is TMI, but you get the idea. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

don't forget the random running with and throwing of sharp objects. that was the best part ot that episode. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Um, I would say she's got an abundance of fall rate. ...actually I'd say over abundance, but (A) I'm tired of being the one going low so jumping with her is cool and (B) I damn near cracked a rib today so no hugs from anyone right now... help! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer! edit because I can't spell witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

Well then hook a brother up. I'm going to need it for this weekend (not that I'm sure I'll be able to read the numbers, but I'll figure it out). PM me, or my email is in my profile [yes, I realize that means my lonely little mobile will be getting an increase in volume as well] witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

right, the big crazy bitch with a tattoo on her neck at the meat plant. totally forgot. PM me the joke, I have got to hear something that they cut out of that movie. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

The guy from the commish lost weight, turned badass, and is now the baddest cop in _______ city. Pretty good show. Haven't been able to follow it in a long time, though (since about the sixth episode). witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*

um, Dave, the M1 isn't an assault rifle by anyone's definition. And the correct definition (not the PC AWB definition) of assault rifle includes select fire among other properties. I believe the M14 was select fire, but I don't think M1 Garands are/were. I can think of many types of firearm that would be difficult to impossible to hit man sized targets at 150 feet. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1*