sdgregory

I was shot out once. Out of my mother's womb and went flying across the room and smashed my head aginst the corner of the scale before the doctor's had a chance top catch me.

damn. . . you're right. I missed tha tpoint

I am related to ca guy how is married to a girl who has a sister that knows a guy who ate a cow whose mother is the best friend of a guy that is married to a girl who buys coffee from a dude that once saw a guy that knows a man who is the brother of a girl who is Sting's distant relative.

Tim's coffe is no where near as good as mine thank you.

Freefallfreakin' Bastard stole my thunder!

And I am sure as he saw the gauntlet being drawn he made no decision to move/destroy/sell the evidence. Because as we all know he is innocent. We are talking about a guy who forced his people to fight with no shoes, nothing white to surrender with, very little ammunition, and no food back in 91. A guy who is a stand up model human being and would never deceive anyone. Poor ole Saddam. He is such a victim in all this. The big bad Imperialistic Republican American's held him accountable after years of giving the world the finger. Boy I sure feel sorry for him. He is such and honest guy and there is no way that since we did not find anything that it did not exist. Especially since he had months of warning. We were so able to watch every aspect of Iraq that he could not possibly have hidden things without our knowledge. He couldn't even hide himself without those Americans knowing. They were just playing cat and mouse, waiting for the perfect moment to capture him. This damn Republican lie! Those evil Republicans made all this up. Those evil white males with their collective hard-on rooting for the big bad GWB. Shame on us. Bad! Bad American! Bad Republican! No soup for you!

I think people interfere with parents too much. When you have responsibility for raising them you can make the decisions. I would not do this with my kid but if the law let me I would absolutley do tandems with them right now (if of course I was rated for it). My kids, my decision. Your kids, your decision. I think it is time that we gave parents some of there God given rights as parents back. This is not the same as child abuse/molestation/neglect. It is not like he sent his one month old son in there by himself. Then I could see a reason to be alarmed.

nope not me

I like "Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger".

Damn this is a P-FUNK thread? I have been avoiding it because I thought it was a BILLY thread. Goerge Clinton's the Funk Master! You got the Seriously disturbed part right. All time best show to see anywhere.

Nothing like a good 3-way! Hmm the conotations there could be taken so many ways

MMMMM Beer!

I think we are the only three people on right now LMAO!

I remember those days and frankly, I am glad they are far behind me. Hell I forgot about the wooden toggles. More like little dowels really. But oh how much fun PLF's were under those round babies. Yeah right! PLF my ass. Hope you don't break something on impact! Oh look there's the trees! Yippee I guess I get to land in them today! Oh joy! I'm not bitter really. I just realize now that my current rig is such a better to do things than those days in the Marines.

I am DEAD sexy!

Uhoh . . . She so horny! Ivan you better have cash!

Curses! Thwarted again!

Yeah baby Yeah! Very Shagadelic! Saucer of Milk Table 2. I say all this to ask this one final question. DO I make you horny? Do I? Do I make you horny baby yeah?

I am really not liking you right now.

My aunt always raises her hand and say "True Story" . . . as soon as she does that we all pick up our feet.

Damn I JUST hit the reply button!

PSST. Don't trust Ivan we think he's crazy

Now that is class! Rock on Ivan!

on that note . . .

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