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Damn! She's a bigger PW than ME! ACMESkyDiver - the Postwhore's post whore
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Um they let you Jack off in the tunnel? No f-in way I'm getting in that thing.!
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A Happy Hour Masturbating! who me? no not at all. I never masturbate . . . for long hehehe
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Sorry but the Masturbating one just seems to go so well wit h so many threads!
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I'm Done Masturbating or You Deuce! I'm Done Masturbating!
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Masturbating - Good Vibes Needed
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Masturbating - Happy Dance
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I jumped with Skreamer - Masturbating Baby Names - Another Lawsuit added these: Looking for a job? - JAck off tunnel rats Willies against Bush - hot dogs or hot dog buns
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My buddy and I will be applying for a patent here real soon. Number one rule when inventing, keep the details secret till you get your patent. Too many people get screwed by talking to much about what they are working on. This was advice from a really good Patent Attorney.
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Hey at least you did not get I'Zheet Midrurs or U'Liq M'Diq or Mustaf Herod Upyur Pupr or Husbeen Pharteen. Now those would suck. BTW I did NOT make these up someone else did
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You know I forgot squid. I love it now. Good stuff. The Thai call it a sex food. Actually a Thai woman got me to try it when I was in the Marines by telling me that.
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Well to be honest I am glad it is purple because when I saw blue i thought eewwwww. I would love to see a better idea of the color because purple is one of my favs. You should get a closer pic.
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My Jumps to Post loading would be 33:732 or a .045082! Of course if you tried to figure my jumps to skydiving advice related posts it would be 33:0. Unless of course it is me asking advice
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I grew to love: Broccoli Cooked Tomatoes Black Olives Sour Cream Sweet Onions kale (steamed and topped with vinegar oh baby yum) Cream Cheese Cheese cake (man do I love cheese cake now. Hated it as a kid except for that fake Kraft instacrap which I think is a waste now.) Oh and Red Wines - Merlot, Chianti, Cabernet, any red wine. I love wines now but hated them growing up. Funny Iliked white wines as a kid but now find few that I enjoy. Things I will never love asparagus spinach scotch hearts of palm avocado brussel sprouts cooked cabbage mayonaisse edited to add: As with Nightingale I still think green olives suck.
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You mean women don't get chapped lips when masturbating? Or they do not masturbate? did I just say that?
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Is this limit because of the planes or because no gear will hold a person this big?
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Man if I could not fart at a chili cook off I would explode! Or wosre I would fester and allow it to stew in my bowels and then you do not want to be around when I can't hold it anymore. We are talking a new cause of SARS.
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You mean I do not become a better skydiver by posting? Damn I want of this forum then!
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Wind tunnels - need your opinions
sdgregory replied to skyejumper's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I had my hairdo tested in one once. That count for anything? -
Shit! If you insist on pieing me, please do it at the end of the day... and away from my gear. Preferrably, though, not at all .
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Yes you do - it was in the initial post Damn I saw this too late . i was gonna post the same thing.
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I have a question about this overweight thing. What are you considering overweight and don't they make canopies big enough for a 250 lb guy to jump? Is this sport weight discriminatory? Not critisizing, honestly. I am just curious.
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I had to share my joy toward my new helmet!
sdgregory replied to smsthilaire's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
you should be sorry because this was a first andyou brought no BEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR! Nice artwork though. edited to add: Damn GravityGirl beat me to it. -
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Liemberg I would not want to be you right now
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How many of you DON'T wear altimeters?
sdgregory replied to dkf1979's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Man. If someone gave me a hard time for checking my altimeter I'd have to tell them that they can kiss my ass Would a fly by ass kissing be a first and a cause for beer?