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  1. Hmmm never thought of it that way. A stealthy underhanded form of Postwhoring. I LIKE it!
  2. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::looks around again:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I thought this was a mudwrestling thread!!!!!!!!!!! ::runs from yet another liberals vs conservatives, Republicans vs. Democrats, let's exchange body blows thread::
  3. Zenister, When I was in the Marines I had a girlfriend that I was mad about. Was going to marry when I got out. My brother went home from the coast guard and stole my girl. THAT's the worste betrayal. Years later I can say this with the most sincerest heart, I am glad he did. When I was dating her she was beautiful and that helped me overlook any personality flaws. Better to lose someone unfaithful before marriage. Becase let me tell you marriage does not make them faithful. My brother and her broke up and six years later we ran into her. She had ballooned and worse she had been divorced. Her ex-husband caught her cheating on her. BIG SURPRISE THERE! She had the audacity to ask us if we wanted to hook up with her and right there in the mall we laughed at her. And as I listened to her talk I realized how greatful I was I never married her. I thanked my brother at that moment. Then I punched him in the chest because I never got to do it when he stole her. We laughed and went on our way. I have a great wife now and I never would have met her if I had married Lori. I met my wife less than a year after Lori pulled her "brother swap". Right now it hurts like a bitch but rest assured you will be greatful later. And trust me your friend will get his. She just might sink her meathooks into him and he will end up miserable.
  4. sdgregory

    Haiku?

    Spelling when you're drunk? A dangerous game you play misplaced letters hurt
  5. I am with Muenkel on this one. Partially. I agree pilotdave, that just {{{{{{VIBES}}}}}}}} is meaningless. I think it allows a person to feel like they are caring and offering something when they really aren't. Now I know that some people actually really care and this is just their way of showing, but I would venture to say that most people put "vibes" because they think "Ah what the hell it ain't costing me nothing and at least I am showing I care." Give me prayers anyday. And I like to respond in kind. Since I cannot sit and talk with most off you if I see you need something I pray. It is a much more effective intercession and requires something of me. My time. Even if the person does not see it, God does and He honors that and can and often does answer those prayers for that person.
  6. I am a traditional truck guy. Give me a Chevy Silverado or Ford F-350 Quad Cab anyday. (No Dodges - they are for looks) That said, Honda Engineering is some of the best in the world and when it comes to looking for a vehicle that has style, passenger room, and can hall the kinda stuff I would be hailung, wood, bikes, bags of cement, New Furniture, etc., this vehicle would work. I like the way it looks. I would buy one in a heartbeat. Of course being a Honda Engineer would be my dream job on graduation so I may be biased.
  7. sdgregory

    Haiku?

    Time to check old posts see the sarcasm in mine and good spelling too!!! Skydivexxl Taught samhussey how to spell Sarcasm done well edited to add rhymed on PURPOSE!
  8. at first glance, i thought you were off to paris with some ky. don't know why you'd need it! Cause when I get to Paris France I will get dry ?
  9. But not enough to pay my way to warm climates, margaritas, and jump tickets, right?
  10. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ooh and when is the next flight to Paris . . . Ky he he
  11. sdgregory

    Haiku?

    Wrong Society Is built on masturbation not stupid haikus
  12. sdgregory

    Haiku?

    Cold ass Ohio scene Jumping over for right now oops I just farted
  13. LMFAO! I hit the I'm feeling lucky and got this http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2003/nov/HQ_03379_gregory_honored.html cool
  14. Call it a gut feeling. That same gut feeling has saved my ass before (an attempted armed robbery at a drive up ATM about a year ago). The front door was still locked, but since we have large windows in the back of the house and a sliding glass door on the side of the house, I knew that didn't mean anything. So, since I had that gut feeling, I sure as fuck did do that. Turned out ok, but I'd rather take the time to do that and have nothing, then ignore my gut feeling and walk in on someone who could be armed. Well, there was something amiss, my roommate's large fish (an Oscar) was laying in the middle of the hallway. He had jumped out of his tank and flopped that far. Been there done that. Came home from a night out with the wife and kids in Florida. Had my gun because Florida has conealed carry permits. Pulled up and noticed that the light was on in my Bedroom. I knew I had turned it off and was the last one in the house. Got out of the car told my wife to go down the street with the kids and that if I did not call her cell in five minutes to call the cops. Walked up to the door found it had been kicked in. As I walked in the house heard back door slam. Ran toward it and saw a pickup tear off down the back alley with my stuff. Swept the house, found everything tossed, electronics and jewelry stolen and called the cops then my wife who had already called them. I had gotten the license plate. Cops said the car was stolen and when others caught the guys they ran and wrecked the truck including my stuff. I still believe that they saw me pull up and saw me pull out my gun and that is why they ran. Otherwise they may not have run. Then what? Glad I had a gun that day.
  15. I have convinced two to go AFF and then convinced one to get their license! Wait did I convince them or did they gtet hooked? hmmmmm
  16. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................................................................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Someone spoiled our fun. Must be evil greenies!
  17. Hmm glad I did not go to Eloy my face might have fallen off seeing as I am a born and raised Tropical person. 100 humidity is sweet! Damn I am dry winter OHIO! Need . . . . humidity . . . or . . . I . . . am . . . gonna . . . turn . . . to . . . dust
  18. B&W pics are always more expressive (unless you are doing some seriously sweet sunrises/sunsets. But for the human form B&W is never wrong.
  19. hmm you must have a webpage
  20. No but I am having Vu Jade. . . the feeling that none of this has ever happened before.
  21. Lucky bastard stop in Sebring and say high to my Gramps and Eustis to say hi to my aunt and Orlando to my sister and brother, Miami to all my peeps. God knows when I will get home to see any of them again
  22. It has not been said in a while but you're a fucker. Smartass says "yup" gotta love it