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Um I am not posting what my name brought up. Apparently a porn star is using my name. Shit, there goes my reputation. If I throw my middle name in I get Top 10 people in UK Industry. Nothing worth linking to.

I got to wonder . . . do not believe that Ivan does it for a laugh? Or do they really think he is upset or annoyed by this repost? Ivan, search to your hearts content man. I hope you call me on my resposts

Damn the list just keeps growing and growing and growing. Looks like another DZ.com boogie?

Flygirl - I ahve always said I am not afraid of dying I am just afraid that when I do die it will either be drowning or burning to death. Those are the only two ways I really do not want to go. DenRen - I'm with you here. I am allergic to bees and so I assume that means wasps and hornets and yellow jackets etc. So when these come at me I run. Injections freak me out too, I do not do shots. But man do I loved getting tattooed. My last tattoo I got a dragon sleeve done in one sitting 14.5 hours with only a one hour break for lunch. Hurt like a bitch but what fun it was. edited cause I spelled tattoo wrong

A guy at the office is always going into the lab and leaving amess, breaking tools and telling none, kinda smells funny and is just a jackass. Add to it no one is ever right except him. Another guy eats sardines every day. Nice guy we get along so I asked him if I could have the can after he got done eating. I then went into the schmucks office when he was in a meeting and opened up his computer case and set the sardine can in his case with the juice in it. Then I closed the case and closed his office door. Took two days to really reek his office and it took him six days to find it

on you like stink on shit happier than a hog in shit did someone post "shit fire and save matches?" I think so but am to lazy to look up. Busier than a one armed paper hanger. Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

fuckthat McDuck fuckthat cutie iwannawatchit jump skymama sorry skymama Ifor somereason your name popped up here.

Laurel got to it before I could. Yep She done set ya'll straight.

Hotter than a two dollar pistol. Slicker than snot through a chrome nostril. Tighter than a frog's pussy. Colder than a welldigger's ass in Siberia. Slicker then snot on a handrail. Slicker than snot on a chrome doorknob. I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a hobby horse . . . And licks its balls for desert.

LMFAO!

That is a good one McDuck.

Eugene? Is that your fantasy?

That's definitely one of the better ones

Shitty ACMESkydiver Freefallin' or ACMESkydiver Freefallin' Shitty Gotta put those so you know it is not a personal attack. Well it is for coming up with this thread idea

McDuck! Nasty one! I like it.

Great! How about Officer Can You show me in this map right under my almanac where I can find cheap gasoline and cheap fertilizer?

Well Lee gald to see I am not the only Devil Dog that fears them nasty fuckers. Sometimes it is downright embarassing because I cannot grab something covered in webs for fear the spider is still there.

chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well tuna then I definitely have arachnophobia. It is the only thing that I am truly terrified by. My worste nightmares involve them damn arachnids. All of them.

Arachnophobia.

I quit trying yesterday because nothing ever happens.

After flying down the road in my Dad's new Z28 back in 92 to see how fast it could go, I pulled into the Local Mini Mart and a cop pulled up behind me. I get out as cop says "Where you coming from?" Me: "That was me." Cop (after Looooong pause) "You know hhow fast you were going?" Me: "Nope but I had it floored" Stunned Cop "You sure are honest aren't you?" Me: "It is not like you did not see me." Cop smiles and says keep it legal from now on and drives away. Yeah Me! Last Easter My wife kids and I are driving to Adrian Michigan to visit some dear friends. She is driving because I actually hate the task anymore. Going up 23 she is doing 85. I warn her about holiday and bears. She keeps going. Cop pulls her over and I start laughing. Cop walks up and I am in tears I am laughing so hard. Cop: "License and registration" Me Wife hands over documents. Me "I told you you'd get nailed" Cop leans over to look at me. Me: "write her a ticket" Cop hands wife documents and walks to my window. I roll it down and he smiles. "License or ID" Me: "um Okay" Cop walks to wife's side of car says some nice things to her and then comes back to me. Cop :"I am writing you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt. I am NOT writing her one because she suffers by being married to you. Have a nice easter."

sounds exactly like an earthling wind only they have less fat to flap the cheeks and it isn't as wet since they are not water based

Okay now that I killed myself with all the masturbation here are some others WITHOUT masturbating stupidest student ever just found out hard way how slider works jump pilots falling to fast okay I cannot help it Masturbating riser slap? I give up my mind is stuck in the gutter so I leave the rest to you all and sneak out the back door masturbating!

found another one Don't Stop Masturbating! Here's some from General Skydiving Boards: Staying Current Masturbating Masturbating questions for instructors Masturbating, The heart of skydiving Masturbating Teams in San Marcos Texas what's the lowest you ever exited masturbating???