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Bwahhahahahahahahahahhahaaaaaaaa! Good one! Like he'll ever take off the BW!

I am certain I can help somehow. And it looks like I will be there for Friday! I am going to hit the whole damn boogie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well almost. My room is 40 minutes away and my wife and kids will kill me if I don't come back to the resort before 5 in the morning.

Didn't you know? All the real skydivers drag their pilots. It's the new cocking mechanism.

You jumped with safety gear?!?!?! WUSSY. Bwahahahahahahahaaaa, that was funny!

My damn teeth! I got two teeth that are killing me. Went to the dentist and they could do nothing. Why? Because apperently I am clenching my teeth too much and grinding them in my sleep! Damn, I was hoping it was something that could be fixed by a pull or a drill, cuz man I am in some freakin pain! Apparently the problem has enflamed my TMJ too. AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! Good thing PB&J is a soother.

How's a layer of Peanut butter a quarter inch thick and a jelly layer just under half that? Oh yeah, took a whole big ass glass of milk too.

I got you all beat here. I Toledo Ohio the Main public library has a nice garden surrounded by a single strand cable fence. The strand is just about forehead level to an average 6 or 7 year old boy. My family and I decide to walk around Downtown and we leave via the front door and my younger daughter and I go running around like idiots up the sidewalk. My son chases after us but decides to cut through the garden never seeing the cable fence. Well, obviously, he clotheslines himself and (damn, I still think it is funny, I can't type I am laughing so hard) I'll be damned forever if it did not look like something straight from a Tom and Jerry cartoon. His feet flew up higher than his head is even now 3 years later. He hit the ground with a thud and started crying, I ran to him (having just turned to see him hit it) and got him up, checked to see if he was alright and then as he went to get a hug from his mommy I burst out laughing with my daughters. Could not help it. Laughed my ass off after I was sure he was okay. Got another one, but will save it for later.

I noticed that too! Okay if you are going to be at the Sebastian boogie, I am now going to bring buttloads of Jiff peanut butter and Smuckers Strawberry Preserves and some white and wheat bread. Oh and somehow manage to get a cold cow there so we can have cold milk! You think I am kidding! Oh and I will bring some beer too. You know first boogie and all. Oh yeah And I just finished the PB&J that my awesome wife just made me, an hour before dinner is ready! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA.

I grew up on that stuff and then I tried Jiff and now I know why CHOOSY Mom's choose Jiff! Oh and damnit! Blahr, you got me craving one now! I never realized how good those really were until a year or so ago I had my first one in forever. Now they are my favorite! Gotta get my wife to make me one now.

Hey man, up to 30 is just a rehearsal anyway. Now the fun begins! You old fart!

Well Shaun, you and me suffer from the same thing. I have been obsessed with skydiving since i was 5. I wanted to be a fighter pilot but when I got my first pair of glasses at 5 I was told I would never get to be one by my grandfather because of it. We always used to go to the Ft. Lauderdale Air Show and that year I saw my first guy land a parachute. (one of them round ones but who knows which) Anyway, I knew then that I had to do that and I spent the rest of my time playing with GI-Joes with Parachutes. And I would throw things of the roof with makeshift parachutes. Jumped off the roof with a sheet and sprained my ankle. Then got my ass beat by my dad for being stupid. Then I joined the Marines. The recruiter asked what do you want to do (high asvab) and I said I don't care as long as I get to jump out of planes. Seeing me coming from a mile away he said, "Boy have I got a job for you!" After my discharge I would call different dropzones but could never afford it until last year. The rest is my future. Yeah, I knew, like you, that I was born for this. Glad you did not take as long as I did to finally do it.

That goes ditto for me, newbie. Now where's my beer? I mean ditto for me having to decipheer whether DaGimp is joking. N, I mean ditto for me joking, or no wait. I don't know what the hell I mean. Oh and just so you know, it is not beer for saying first . It is beer for doing something skydiving related first. First off landing, first two way, first three way, first solo, first Otter, first Super-Otter, first time in 85 degree whether while heading north on a track dive over blue water with three gay fishermen, First time on a track dive in 85 degree whether on a north heading over green water with three gay fishermen, you get the picture. If you had to by beer just for saying first, then well you would have no money for jumps. Sorry folks, had to let him know, cuz you people would milk him dry, or would that be tap him dry? Oh and welcome to the skies! edited for lost words

You will need some sort of video capture harware installed. If you get a digital card it will have firewire ports. Any Bestbuy should have what you need.

I know you ain't talking about the boogie cuz that has11 days. but Hey 11 days to go! 6 Days and I will be on my way to that tropical haze known as Florida! Mmmmmmm sun, margaritas, skydiving, lazy beach sitting. I am so glad I am leaving Ohio behind, even if it is just for 12 days

Thank God! I was beginning to think I had a lame sense of humor and nobody was going to think it was funny.

I will, get by I will, get by I will survive.... Love that whole album. It kicks major wompus booty.

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Am I reading right? If my 16 year old daughter wants to learn to skydive and she has my consent I can take her? Is that what that is saying? I thought you had to be 18 years old to jump. I must be missing something, or am I?

ban this. Sorry had to do a stupid one liner just cuz it fit in this thread but not in this forum. So in a way, I broke the rules without actually breaking them. Oh damn, now it ain't a one liner anymore. Guess we need to move this to swooping and canopy control.

Damn weather turned shitty in ohio again so no jumping today. But Two weeks till Sebastian and I may be jumping Saturday and SUnday next week!Woohoo!

Holy shit! you have two left hands and the left one is freakin gargantuan! Freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and I need THOSE riser loops. Mine are so small I can barely grab them.

Directed to kallend: There you go again Doc-kallend. Saying something I totally agree with. Making sense. Of course you are stating fact not opinion. Directed to non-one in particular: Our forefathers definitely did not trust the masses to make the best decisions. The electoral college and the early attempts to restrict voting rights, the checks and balance system, all of it leaves very little real decision making in the hands of average Joe American. Unfortunately, since so many people vote without study, research or even thinking, our system is getting more screwed up each election cycle. The exact thing our founders feared. Welcome to the effects of the dumbing down of America.

See the website is difficult to read and I missed that. Thanks for posting

Remember how cool high speed dubbing was when it came out?

Yep. Two people. My saviour Jesus Christ and my wife Rosie both did that for me.

You have like totally forced my hand! Gettin with it now, sista! Sometimes I feel I've Got to - EH_EH Run Away I've Got to -EH_EH Get Away From the Pain that you Drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere And I've lost my light For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night Anybody remember Pac Man Fever? I loved that song. I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing ev'rything I made. I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too. I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue. Chorus: 'Cause I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy. I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. I'm going out of my mind. Going out of my mind. I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. I'm going out of my mind. Going out of my mind. I've got all the patterns down, up until the ninth key. I've got Speedy on my tail, and I know it's either him or me. So I'm heading out the back door and in the other side; Gonna eat the cherries up and take them all for a ride. Chorus I'm gonna fake it to the left, and move to the right; 'Cause Pokey's too slow, and Blinky's out of sight. Guitar solo Now I've got them on the run, and I'm looking for the high score; So it's once around the block, And I'll slide back out the side door. I'm really cookin' now, eating everything in sight. All my money's gone, so I'll be back tomorow night. 'Cause I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. It's driving me crazy. Driving me crazy. I've got Pac-Man fever; Pac-Man fever. I'm going out of my mind. Going out of my mind. Repeat and fade