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I couldn't find any. Will a ball gag and a cane suffice? After all, we don't want him to disturb his neighbors. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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You grab the pitchforks. I'll light the torches. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Umm...no doubt. A 107, a birdman suit, a camera, and no Cypres? Clint, you got damn lucky. Glad you had a fun weekend though. For the record, I always leave my Cypres on when I do a BM jump. Ya just never know. I'm happy to jump without it, but if it's in my rig then it gets turned on. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Can you name all the dz.commers that you have met in real life?
Kris replied to Sheenster303's topic in The Bonfire
Damn, Don...I love ya', too. Hope you and Robyn had a wonderful holiday season. Give her a hug from me! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Just how are you planning on coloring the legstraps? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oh hell yeah!
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*ears perking up* Ski trip? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Can you name all the dz.commers that you have met in real life?
Kris replied to Sheenster303's topic in The Bonfire
D'oh! My bad, I said I probably missed some people. Here's a pic for everyone to prove we've met. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
Ditto. So is all my camera gear and skydiving accessories. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oh, no doubt at all. I have their tape from 01 or 02 and it's still the funniest damn thing I have ever seen in this sport. The parodies of A.I. and Pearl Harbor before the video just set the mood that much more. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Can you name all the dz.commers that you have met in real life?
Kris replied to Sheenster303's topic in The Bonfire
Likewise, Clay....but I'll give it a try... Sangiro, Freeflir29, HeatherB, Ron, Jceman, Jazzjumper, Kai, Pammi, Merrick, Freaksister, JTVal, Daizey, Phreezone, Sunshine, Stacy, Galen, SkymonkeyONE, Katiebear21, LouDiamond, CoconutMonkey, MonkeyLip, DaGimp, eeneR, Flyangel2, LadySkydiver, Vallerina, WildBlue, AggieDave, Pablito, TSpillers, QueenBee, Brains, Brits17, SkyBytch, MissMissy, Misslmperfect, Mouth, Kelel01, Billvon, Amy, Bolas, Zeemax, Taffy, Louise(dz.com name escapes me), DZDiva, AlanaB, DiabloPilot, GirlFallDown, Jib, Airmail, Andyman, Craichead, Casie, Unstable, ChasingBlueSky, ClownBurner, Indyz, Krisflyz, Jessica, Kramer, MarkHarju, MoodySkydiver, NightJumper, RevJim, Omrimon, Roadrash, Skycat, Hooknswoop, Skymedic, Fallinwoman, Slowfaller, TurtleSpeed, Lewmonst, Cajones, WFFC, Bbarnhouse, Viking, Zennie, GravityGirl, Weegeegirl, Hmatousek, SkyMissy, Cruzit, Softlandings, Kolla, Jyorkster, Pwert, Codyguest, Skydiver51, Sillyolethang, Raefordite, MattM, GroundZero (RIP). I'm sure there are several I have missed though. I love this site. I can hit almost every state and run into a friend. -
Yup, that's DiverDriver's website. Jerry can shoot him a PM on here as well as Chris (DiverDriver) is frequently on the forums. He flies otters for SDC. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That's my . Yeah, we don't need any Biggie / Tupac swoop-by shootings over this one. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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PE Saber 180.....experiences? Positives or negatives
Kris replied to csc's topic in Gear and Rigging
Sabres are known hard openers, packing aside. Especially with the ones from 96 (I believe that's the year) and before. Also, PH tests aren't done on ZP. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ -
BULLSHIT! your the biggest complainer here about it. Everyone else is cool with it in a jovial manner. Your last post says it all. Again, leave the drama at home and bring your ass on the next record attempt. You have to walk the walk before you can talk the talk and be able to fly your slot...on your belly. BTW: on the rules, one only has to be registered on DZ.com. No # ofposts are required Check your history. All the previous records have always had posters on them, and it was part of the record criteria before. Not to get pissy, but I don't care if 400 people register on DZ.com and make a 400 way. If they've never posted then don't call it a DZ.com record. I'm sorry, I thought the records were friendly competition amongst the regular dz.com community. And as for Sunny flying on her belly, I've seen her bring it and fly hard on her belly, Lou. Don't trash her skills if you've never jumped with her. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Busted! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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And, thank god, I haven't had to talk you through picking out nail polish over the phone lately. Although watching you eat salad with tweezers is pretty interesting though.
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You look like you're all set to take the Style & Accuracy discipline by storm. Def: "Style & Accuracy": Looking good while getting on the right airplane. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Somehow, I just knew you were going to be the one to chime in with that one. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I, for one, welcome our Winged Overlords. Also, don't forget....in Soviet Russia, wingsuit flies YOU! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Since no warning was given does that mean it's acceptable to use those exact words against another poster in the future? Nice try... Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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As a matter of fact, it does. Wow, what a coincidence. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Shouldn't believe everything you read. Why not? It's perfectly possible. Hell, every time we launch a rocket to orbit it effects the earths orbit, just in miniscule amounts. A large-magnitude quake, and the resulting tectonic shift, will definitely have some effect upon that. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oh...good. In that case, how does the 2nd week of Feb work for you? I have that one free. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Exactly. I was at a seminar with Orly King a couple of years ago. During his talk he remarked how important separation between groups is (and I agree, it is), then he went on to tell that using the "45-degree" rule is the best method for ensuring proper separation. As I was just a 200-jump chump at the time, I didn't speak up to correct him. Orly King is a hell of a freeflyer, but I'll get out of the plane after him if that's how he's doing his spotting, thank you very much. Point is, Vlad is a great jumper as well, and even the best can't have knowledge over all areas, or may have heard an explanation that seemed to fit and used it without checking into it further. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™