Kris
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Zoiks! I almost forgot. I'd better start building up my tolerance levels now. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I faxed mine in yesterday. Even picked up another shirt and extra raffle tickets because I never win anything...but I'm feeling lucky this time for some reason.
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Yup, by the time you get to altitude I think everyone in the plane would be considered legally married in some states. I love that plane though and made it a point to jump it several times while at WFFC. I was going to be at the KS boogie but just couldn't make it that weekend but I'll definitely be there next time. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Deal! Just don't barf in my ear....I hate a barfy ear. Good God! I hope not! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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It's true. I'm beerless...on a Friday. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me? How about a sober-dial instead? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oh, no worries there, monkey. GTI with purple body and alumanized silver wings is what I'm getting. Hopefully, I'll be able to place the order in about 3 weeks. Sigh, I wish I'd done it when the prices were a lot lower. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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And really now....don't all things in big bra's deserve to be happy? I believe so. I like to think of myself as "up-to-date" on DZ.com events. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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11pm? Nope, only 8pm here. As for me, I'm guzzling diet Mt. Dew. Sigh...Friday night and I'm not even cracking a beer. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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But the company PROMISED me I would look like that in their suit! *sniff sniff* sigh. Lou, I wouldn't say I was buff as much as I would say that I'm....gravitationally challenged. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Mmmm....happy place.... On what? Vibrate? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Why yes, I did say...and there's a lot of them, too bad that's such a small thong. *grabs the spool of jump tickets and proceeds to get happy* *also adds Diva into the list of those who must be drunk-dialed this weekend....or this evening...* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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That's some nice looking gear you've got there! I really like the way the Wings looks in purple. I'm looking at ordering one here in a few months to replace my Mirage. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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What Diva doesn't realize is that Kris guessed at the lap dance... *catches Diva in mid-arch and whisks her off to the "champagne room"* Umm...I'm all out of $20's. Can I stuff these jump tickets to 15K into your thong instead? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Hey! Shouldn't you be on your way to FL?!
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Close, but mine are purple, silver, & white. You're still 66% cool though, Ivan.
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Because I care? *checks to see if she's buying it...* Purple is my mainstay, what can I say? Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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*realizes that he's stone sober...grabs a water so as not to ruin this great moment* Noice! So...umm...do you take requests? *throws in Paul Oakenfold's 108-minute Gatecrasher mix and watches the Diva dance* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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After flying in my old FF suit for the last couple of years it was time to upgrade so I've decided to give Kurupee a chance. Now I get to wait for it to show up. Sigh. Behold....Excalibur! Any hater comments on the color purple will be directed to the appropriate circular file. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Kinda breaks the spirit of a drunk dial, doesn't it? Add me in. I'll participate in the 2nd DZ.com drunken conference call. Yup, second. The first one was Me, Phree, Mouth, Wingnut, and Jessica's VM.
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*in awe* *swoon* No problemmo! *still impressed* Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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OMFG! Nice one! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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I would think that it's so that once you're in the water you can cut away your main cleanly and swim clear of the canopy and lines. Definitely easier than trying to undo your harness and swim out of it depending on the circumstance. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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Oakley Minutes. I'm on my second pair after abusing the crap out of my last pair. This time I got the fire iridium lenses and the clarity is definitely worth the price tag. The old pair still held up for almost two years though. Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™
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2,467 mile trip from Wisconsin to California (LONG!!!)
Kris replied to ladyskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Yippee!!! She made it!!! -
To the rescue! Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™