Lindsey

Yeah... but every good OB/Gyn knows to recommend changing out the potato(e) after each month.... Like the nuva ring only NOT! I knew there had to be a protocol for keeping it all hygienic.... -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

I think it's funny that usually seal-murderers would not be considered liberals. *Those* are usually the kind of people who protect the critters from the heartless people (who are usually more on the conservative end of the spectrum). But since a person whose been dubbed a liberal has an opinion that traditionally isn't liberal at all....somehow the "fun and rewarding baby seal harvest" supports??? his supposition that the liberal (who Steel would find has a lot of opinions that aren't "liberal" at all) is a communist. Not only is billvon a duck, he's also the barometer for all that's liberal....lol. You're a powerful man, billvon. More dung for the dung heap. These are the days of our lives.... linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Again....I'm glad that we have a choice in the matter. I think we all tend to get a bit defensive about it, because no matter which route we choose, there's always someone ready to tell us that we're doing it wrong. I only have one child. My typical day is.... Get up at 5 am (on an early day) or 6am (on a late day) and shower. Fix his school lunch. Sit down for a few minutes with a cup of coffee. Fix his breakfast. Get him up and into the tub. Depending on which day, and whether it's late or early, take him to school or let the babysitter in. I go to work.....get home around 6 if I'm not on call. Prepare dinner, help with homework, sometimes do a little cleaning, chill out for a few minutes, play games (every night is family game night), put the young 'un in the tub, bedtime story (Right now it's HP Order of the Phoenix), lights out. Of course there are variations of that, depending on my schedule, which sometimes is more hectic. The other night when I covered the ER in my little town, Jay hung out with me at the hospital until about 10:30. It's cool for him to see his mom taking care of people in the ER I think. When it settled down there for a few minutes I brought him home, read to him, and put him to bed. A friend stayed at the house with him while I worked. I was able to come home at 5 and continue the normal routine. I'm not there at home all the time, but the trade-off isn't bad. He gets to see his mom doing some pretty kick-ass stuff. And I'm also very involved with him. It's okay if sometimes he's with the babysitter or the grandparents or my BF. Doesn't hurt him one bit, and he has GREAT relationships with them too. The drawback is that I don't get much time for myself at all. That does take a toll sometimes. But it's a choice I made. I'm glad I had the choice to make. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[Beverly Hillbillys Theme Song] Ooh! I think I'm gonna fly to No Cal in May.... :) Never been there. [/Beverly Hillbillys Theme Song] Then to Myrtle Beach in June. Gonna d r i v e to St. George Island, FL in August. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Yeah...but it really sucks when the scrub nurse catches you with the pointy end in YOU instead of the patient. No more for you.... Wouldn't that suck. I heard the potato story too. Makes me laugh. I wonder how that'd smell when it starts festerin' linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

So all in all... pussy stinks... Nope. Only SOME coochie stinks.....you really don't want a description. I think it's a bonus we get for working in a really poor, underserved area. Folks don't come in until they really, really can't take it any more.... linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

What can I say? I like the work. And, I have never met one that was unhappy with their decision, much unlike basically every other specialty. Except for the 2nd year Anesthesiology resident from UAMS who committed suicide a couple months ago. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Anesthesiologists make big bucks... and they don't have to get their hands dirty/smelly. It's not even that your hands get dirty or smelly. Latex takes care of that. It's that once the smell gets into your nose, it STAYS there....all....day.....long. Ewwwwww. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

why would you want to do anesthesiology?! Sit in the dark, hide from patients.... I've only known radiologists to sit in the dark. I suppose those anesthesiologists who are really kinda weird do too, but it's not a tendency of the profession is it??? lol. Brandon? Do you have a big butt??? -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

This has proven an entertaining thread. Mostly due to some straw-man generalizations about liberalism. It's especially funny when "liberals" are the same as "communists". BWAHAHAHA!!! And did you hear the one about the Nazis???? Oh my (wipes a tear away). YOu had to be there, I guess... linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

I'm part of Q, V, W, X, and Z conspiracies. Damn Conspirators....grumble, grumble... Welcome Back Gawain!!!!! Peace~ linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Don't you dare do that or we will....um..well...uh..we will like ..um, we'll whine and complain about it and make Anti-American remarks. Cheers, Richards Silly, all you got to say is, "Oh yeah...well...well...well...we got free health care." even if we have to wait months for it.... linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Brandon restrains Bolas as linz sews his ears to the gurney....and his tongue to his chin. "Don't FUCK with me!!!" she whispers as she removes the scalpel from her tray.... linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

and here in this little backwoods part of the South, you've gotta really screw up to lose a malpractice suit. Too much need and not enough doctors. The Courts are really reluctant to fault us around here. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

....don't have to smell stinky coochie. And neither do I for the next week and a half. As much as I, for the most part, love my job, some things make me wonder why I chose family practice. I'm on VACATION linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

This guy, doesn't raise cattle... he's a vegetarian. Then he should understand how important it is to leave the anti-fungals OUT of the cow feed. But he doesn't have cows. I'm going to become a vegetarian. From now on I'm just gonna eat pot....and mushrooms. Then I'll laugh at this thread until I pee in my pants. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

I work for a NASA contractor. With one more year of service, I'll get a key to the facility where they filmed the moon landing. Wendy W. I called some insignificant person cool yesterday. Today YOU are so cool. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Only if you're a Redneck. Well if you missed one of my previous threads last week, it was determined that i is a redneck! That's what I was referring to. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[buzzer sounds] wrong answer! Proper Arkansas talk is lor-a-set. Only if you're a Redneck. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

I think he's talking about not "liberals" but the Democratic party of today who take for granted the black vote and, therefore, is conservative, in that they don't want any change in the status quo. ???? I'm not following your thought processes here... linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Loracets! Lorcet. Two syllables....not three. Even in Arkansas. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Ach.... Would that be "Ach" as in the parrot (as opposed to duck) sound? I'm having a hard time getting a mental picture here. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Liberals don't care about black people. They were all for slavery while they had the black people under control. After that they were die hard racists, so much that when Kennedy suggested a different way they started the Dixiecrat party. I think you're confused. Conservatives, by definition, are those who hold to tradition and who most often oppose change. Liberals, on the other hand, by definition, tend to favor reform. The old Democrats of the South were by no means liberal. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

LOL well I hail from the Pacific Northwest so for us it is one syllable Well...."hail" also has two syllables....so does "well." Here's how we say it here... Wa' el I ha' el from the Pacific Northwa' est.... Try it. You'll get the hang of it. :) linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

Reminds me of another joke. (Haven't read the whole thread, so hope it's not already here)... Baby seal walks into a club. linz -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail