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  1. jfields

    Pet Peeves

    And if that doesn't work, you have an emergency brake, right? Use it! After numerous warnings, I power-braked (like Dave's power docking) and had a jerk in a cadillac mash into the back of my old beat up truck. I didn't have a(nother) dent, but he had my trailor hitch through his freshly demolished grill and radiator. Too damned bad! Justin
  2. I have to agree with Clay. (Damn, I hate when that happens!) That woman needs to join Anorexics Anonymous. Their 12-Step Program: Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Justin
  3. I used to drive a 1972 Volvo, and loved it. They used to have that sturdy steel feeling. Yes, it was a brick. You could stand on the hood or roof without it bending. The new Volvo cars just don't seem like they are built as solidly. They feel more like generic Japanese imports. I understand that metal thickness and sturdiness gave way to engineered "crumple zones" and fuel efficiency, but they don't give me a warm fuzzy safety feeling. Seeing that I feel about the same in a Japanese import or a Volvo, I can't bring myself to shell out twice as much for the Volvo. Yeah, I'd pay more, but not that much more. Heh. I suppose this has turned into a crotchety "When I was young, we had to walk uphill both ways in the snow" rant about the good old days. Damn, I'm getting old. Justin
  4. Terrence, I hope things improve quickly for your brother! I'm thinking of you all. Justin
  5. jfields

    Rigs at Work

    Woohoo! Outdoor kinkiness, then. Justin
  6. jfields

    Pet Peeves

    You so are the fem bottom. You have the boobies. Justin
  7. jfields

    Pet Peeves

    If they have a smoking section, I won't bother you. Your slow agonizing death your your decision, and I wouldn't take it from you. But if you light up in a non-smoking area where I am, I'll bitch-slap the shit outta you. Justin
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    Rigs at Work

    I'm dropping my gear off at my rigger's after work for a 4-year cypres check and a repack. Since my rig is worth at least twice what my car is worth, I brought it into my office. I wanted to know if you all shared the same feeling I do. Does it make your day in your office better when you have your rig with you?
  9. Okay. Now for a related poll. As a skydiver on the way to the DZ, What is your average speed? 40+ mph over the speed limit 20-40 mph over the speed limit 0-20 mph over the speed limit Right at the speed limit Under the speed limit Justin
  10. I wouldn't want to see your videos anyway, boobie-boy! Justin
  11. Yeah, I'm an IT geek, but I have not seen the movie. What is the general idea of it? Justin
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    pr0n

    That sounds like jealousy to me! Tell me, Skreamer, do the sales people in the adult novelty stores look at you really funny when you browse the entire "Inflatables Section" before asking them where to find the sheep? Justin
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    New Poll...

    TripleF, I don't think that is merely hell freezing over. I think that is the end of the universe. Justin
  14. Does a pregnant wife count? Justin
  15. jfields

    pr0n

    Yeah, like I'm going to open up any links in a "pr0n" thread at work. Justin PS Although in your case, I'd probably get sheep anyway.
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    New Poll...

    I could act all disgruntled and offended if it hadn't been funny. Needless to say, I didn't vote for number one even though I can't vouch for Skreamer.... Justin
  17. And he expects us to believe that without video? Justin
  18. Dave, Big Bend is great from what I saw. I didn't spend a whole lot of time there, but I put in on a canoe trip on the Rio Grande at the park. Very scenic area and wide open space for camping. Justin
  19. jfields

    Pet Peeves

    I've done that. Justin
  20. jfields

    Pet Peeves

    I'm not offended at all, but I do resemble that remark. Or so I've been told anyway. I'm sure it is no fun listening to somebody snore. The moral: Beat the other person to sleep! Justin
  21. jfields

    Pet Peeves

    I did that once and will never, ever do it again. I think gargling gasoline to get the taste out might have been a reasonable option. It was disgusting. Justin
  22. jfields

    Pet Peeves

    Ain't I eloquent? Justin
  23. Just send 'em my way. I have a scanner. And some tissues to wipe the pictures off. Eww. Did I just say that? j/k Justin