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I just call 'em like I see 'em. But then again, you might end up with the same score (or lack thereof), and you are single and supposedly on the prowl. Justin
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Just to save you all the time of starting the thread on Monday, I'll post my weekend numbers in advance. 0:0:0 How pathetic is it that I already know? Justin
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The link was actually very cool, and not just from the "Wahoo, boobies" perspective, although I certainly won't play that down. If someone is really artistic, I think that would be more fun than some stupid canvas.
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Excellent point. She is a slick one!
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Yes, and whole milk at that.
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Yeah, like this was rocket science. Thank you, Sting. Justin
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Hear that, Lisa? Opportunity knocking. Justin
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Sure. We believe you. Really, we do.
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The 1-900 number, or to buy gear? Justin
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Yeah. I'm customer service for the credit card company... THAT'S THE TICKET! And your credit card number is....? [sigh] If only I was sleazy enough to do that. I haven't noticed people being extra touchy. But then again, I am a guy, and therefore an insensitive oaf by definition, so I probably couldn't tell anyway.
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International House of Hoes? Or do you prefer the super-sized derelicts hanging at McDonalds at 3 am? Justin
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More likely, she can't find the dance music she needs for work. Is she supposed to go to the record store with a huge fist full of $1 bills? Kidding, Pammi & Merrick. Justin
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Here is my other desktop. *kidding* Justin
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Here is my current desktop at work, shown at 75% of actual size. Nothing too exciting. The background image switches regularly. Personally, I don't like it when the icons are on top of the background. So I move mine to the sides and don't stretch the image. Justin
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Geeze, can't you all see that I replied to Skycat? Though replying to TequilaGirl would work too.
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We wouldn't want to inconvenience you by forcing you to buy jammies.
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Nope. I don't smoke, and the last time the sheep tried to, she caught all the hay in the barn on fire. Justin
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I totally don't have enough talent to do that painting, but I would definitely volunteer to shower with each lady and help with the clean-up. Justin
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That's gotta hurt! [nervous] What was the cutoff on that again? [/nervous] Justin
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But if you are a SuperYuppie, it goes back to brown. Justin
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But if you are a SuperYuppie, it goes back to brown. Justin
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Work it, Slappie! If you embellish it enough, you'll have women (or at least Clay) offering to show you their boobies if you'll retell your heroic tale again. If they do, (except Clay), send me pictures. Justin
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Sounds like mushrooms. Who started eating them? There are lots of kinds that are totally poisonous. Did they sit around eating different kinds and laughing at the suckers that died? "Nope. Not the little shiny ones. Next." Come on, it is FUNGUS! Eat some real food, damnit! Justin
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True. In ten years, you'll be saying: So, I was taking a creeper out of a 747 at 35,000 feet, with no cut in engine speed. Ya know, it is all about the placement of the creeper wheels in the slipstream. Then the naked women I was with funnelled my exit when their boobies inverted, and...... The shit will never end. Justin
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No. Never. Justin