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Documentation shouldn't be so complicated it can't be done in friggin' Notepad.
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Truer words were never spoken. Then you get married and have never-ending "roommate" problems. "Why can't you put the laundry in the hamper?" "Why can't you put the dishes in the sink?" "Why can't you put things back where you got them?" "Why can't you make the bed in the morning?" Etc., etc. Of course, the answer to all of those questions and more is "Becuase I am a guy."
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Absolutely! Whenever something is "idiotproofed", a better idiot comes along. Justin
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It is so hard to keep track of your "girlfriends" and Clay's. Let me repeat this to help me remember: Clay - Sheep Skreamer - Poodles Clay - Sheep Skreamer - Poodles Clay - Sheep Skreamer - Poodles There, now maybe I'll be able to keep them straight. Amusing, that the word "straight" can be used in connection to sexual preferences involve sheep and poodles. Justin
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No! Not the gun control thread again. PLEASE! Anything but that. Well, anything that doesn't involve Clay, Skreamer or sheep. Justin
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SpeedRacer is right. A lot of lawyers charge between.. say.. $200-$300 per hour. That route is so not worth it for $20/month. Work it out yourself, or find another roommate if it bothers you so much. Justin
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Good call, Wingnut. Besides, Lisa, god only knows what he can do, considering that freaky arch of his. Put him to the test. If I was that flexible, I can think of a number of things to do.... Hey! I wasn't thinking of that! Justin
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WinME? Yuck. To be totally unhelpful: WinME Networking Take shotgun. Shoot both computers. Scatter pieces of each one in the remains of the other one. Sorry. I just don't like WinME. Justin
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Maybe if he logged out more often, he could end his dry spell. Justin
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Maybe that too.
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SpeedRacer started with Actually, SpeedRacer has the whole Lex Luthor thing going on in the lab. Either that or he is madly studying ways to genetically alter Wile E. Coyote so he can finally catch the RoadRunner. Anyway..... I'm the tech nerd at a small law firm. The only reason I'm not in the Dropzone.com top 10 posters is that I am lazy. Right now, I'm hanging in the top 20, waiting for motivation. Justin
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There are "Cypres cards" that show exactly what the device looks like in xray. I travel with that, plus printed letters from the Airtec and FAA websites explaining what the device is and why it is safe to carry on. Also, if you have a hook knife on your rig, remove it and put it in your checked baggage. As mentioned by someone else, secure your handles. Justin
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Viking, I just hope the melted cheese didn't scald your parts. That sounds damned painful, man! Why'd ya do it? Justin
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Compromise. Have a dirty weekend on every desk at the office? Justin
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Freefallfreak, Damn, that is hillarious! I'm just glad your kids had pet hamsters and not a pony or something. The pets we are most likely to get later will be fish. As a child, I buried fish in the front yard in a matchbox, and at sea. (Well, you know... but calling it "burial at sea" sounds so much better.) I won't be getting any fancy expensive fish, either. Nope. Goldfish, black mollies and other cheapies that we can simply replace for like 50 cents if we find one floating. By the time the kids are old enough to figure it out, they'll be taking care of the fish themselves.
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Nah. The mouth can come in useful also.
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Invisibility. And I know exactly how I'll use it. Justin
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Then drag it back and you have a ultra-realistic mockup for exit practice. Justin
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Um, Chuck, I don't think they were in the pocket. Well, depends on the definition, I guess. But maybe Clay will get the message. Justin
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Watch out, or I'll predict you a dry spell like you can't imagine. Of course, to come through on that, all I have to do is lock up Skreamer and all the farm animals in Georgia. Justin
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Skreamer is so polite and sensitive. Omri, I hope you bust open on him for this. After all, if you are holding out for better than sheep, you've done better than him. Justin
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Has Merrick been informed of this?
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Hah! Just proving that misery loves company.
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That rules Clay out.... Justin
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Skreamer, You don't want to know how we have you pictured. It ain't pretty. Of course, your record has been surpassed twice, so you are a fading has-been anyway. Justin