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  1. Wahoo! I guess I owe beer, as it is probably the first (and last) good idea I will ever have. Justin
  2. Future guy thread topics: Spitting from bridges Explosives Farting WD-40 flamethrowers Urinals Note that some of those topics also work well in combination, for example: Cans of WD-40 used to blow up urinals. Justin
  3. I am NOT volunteering to host that video on my server. Justin
  4. Think of how miserable he would be if he became allergic to both wool and latex.
  5. jfields

    Kids

    Congrats! Me too. When is the baby due? Do you know if it is a boy or girl? Justin
  6. jfields

    Kids

    Congrats! Me too. When is the baby due? Do you know if it is a boy or girl? Justin
  7. jfields

    Kids

    So I'm at about T -18 years? Doh! Justin
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    Kids

    So I'm at about T -18 years? Doh! Justin
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    Kids

    From what I gather, you are doing quite well without her, and working to get your son in that boat too. Good luck! Justin
  10. jfields

    Kids

    From what I gather, you are doing quite well without her, and working to get your son in that boat too. Good luck! Justin
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    Kids

    How Many Kids Do You Have? 0 - Not gonna happen, never! 0 - Some day, maybe. 0 - Got one in the works now. 1 2 3 4 or more Don't know. Which 'Kids', human children, or goats? Justin
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    Kids

    How Many Kids Do You Have? 0 - Not gonna happen, never! 0 - Some day, maybe. 0 - Got one in the works now. 1 2 3 4 or more Don't know. Which 'Kids', human children, or goats? Justin
  13. If anyone out there can convert this charming episode into digital format, I humbly volunteer my server as a high-bandwidth home for Skreamer's embarrassment. Justin
  14. Yeah. The whole "City with Big Shoulders" thing.
  15. Hackey, Congrats! Savor the feeling.
  16. Way to do the advanced scouting, Brandon! You are so amusing.
  17. We just want to make sure you weren't sneaking any by us. We wouldn't want to miss them, you know! Believe it or not, some of us are curious about the other pictures too. Damn, there went my reputation.
  18. Great! Watch out for them. Look at how they enforce the rules on those chickens. Depending on your crime, you can either end up original or extra crispy.
  19. Kevin, What sort of work do you do where that would be a pre-req? That seems strange to me. Justin
  20. Not if the American has his girlfriend flash them. Justin
  21. Skreamer, Don't pull them down, because you can't run out the end of your swoop if you need to. Just get an animal-lovin' rigger to put in a velco fly for you. No, not velco. You'd never get unhooked from your date. Better make it snaps or something. Justin
  22. Good point, Remster. Maybe his accuracy was really spot-on. What I don't want to know is what exactly he does when he swoops sheep. Justin
  23. Skreamer, Sounds like a miscommunication, as you said. I had something similar in a way happen once. Although we only missed the DZ by about 150 yards, it was annoying. It was a 3-way tube and we were waiting for a verbal cue from the videographer who was better able to spot. We weren't positioned to see out the door very well. A tandem master in the front of the plane yelled "Go!" and out we went... Justin