jfields

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  1. Personally, I'd stay away from online casinos. The odds are against you gambling anyway, so I wouldn't also want to have to gamble on the odds of the "casino" actually paying me if I won. Kevin, the place you went may have been fine, but there are tons of casino shams and scams online. Caveat emptor. Justin
  2. That sounds sort of fishy to me. Or perhaps they are having a cash crunch and they are doing it to pull in some quick cashflow at the expense of future profit. I don't know that anything is wrong, but who knows. Caveat emptor. Justin
  3. Unfortunately, some of them would be Clay's.
  4. Ramon, That was hilarious! And there are a number of people in the forums who resemble many of the criterion.... Justin
  5. Nope. Stella Artois is Belgian, I think. Definitely not Egyptian. Justin
  6. Did you lose your tastebuds in a freak childhood accident? Justin
  7. Wildblue, My canned air uses difluoroethane. Yours is tetra, so does that mean yours is like twice as potent or something? In addition to flame and heat warnings, mine mentions that direct contact with the product in its liquid form can cause severe frostbite. Cool!
  8. Shut up, man, I'm busy making felt hats too! Justin
  9. Not me. Fun with toxic chemicals! Yippee! And I used to play with mercury also. Justin
  10. When you do the deed, get video.
  11. Slappie, Slappie, Slappie..... Always wear ear plugs and goggles when you are blowing things up. It just just basic safety. Of course, that doesn't help if you light yourself on fire. Just curious... have you blown up a creeper for revenge? Justin
  12. Isn't that why you put the sodium on the dry metal blade of a shovel then throw it? Justin
  13. I like sodium also. I liberated some of that in high school chem class and somehow it managed to get into the pond. I have no idea how it happened.
  14. You see, if I were to do it now, I wouldn't use the WD-40 can. That is so entry-level. I'd inevitably try something like filling an air compressor driven power painter with WD-40 and lighting it up. Bigger boys, bigger toys. Justin
  15. If they remove the wood blade from your jigsaw attach a dildo instead, you know you have been replaced. Justin
  16. Unlikely. She'd pass out first. Of course, then he could have his 3-way anyway. He isn't picky as to whether women are awake or not.
  17. I'm with SkyDekker on the tea. Earl Grey every morning at work. Maybe some jasmine with lunch. I'll shift to decaf herbal orange in the afternoon. Coffee is an acquired taste I haven't acquired, unlike beer, which I have.
  18. PTiger, I love power tools also. Who doesn't? I totally agree that sometimes building projects just become a reason to use power tools. It is very important to have good construction skills. You want your projects to last.... until you explode them, ignite them or knock them down. Justin
  19. Yup. Look out. Another generation of hellions is on the way. Only this time, it will be my house that gets destroyed by the antics. Shit! Justin
  20. That is true. Half the time they say "Yes" when they mean "No" and vice versa. Then they say "The flowers are lovely" when they really mean, "You ass, you were supposed to buy me diamond earrings and I won't forget this." Justin
  21. Often we skipped the models. But Testor's works really well for a fuse if you just lay a thick, long line of it towards the item that is going to be destroyed.
  22. There was never any hair spray at my house. Ether engine start spray also works really well though. We just had to do all of the flamethrower fights outside of the garage. That is where dad kept the tanks of oxygen and acetlyene he used for welding. No, he isn't a professional welder. I just come from a long line of amateur pyromaniacs. We could have a campfire with nothing but cinderblocks and lighter fluid. Who needs that wood crap when you can use petrochemicals and ruin the ozone layer?
  23. Skreamer, that is just wrong! Not that he doesn't have bigger boobs than many women, but we just don't want to have to think about them. I'm going to be ill. Justin
  24. Okay, who is with me on this one?
  25. Clay, I could send you some Velcro, which you could wear so the sheep won't get away. Justin