RoadRash

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  1. I'll ditto that......Moab is awesome...I was out there in March and it was absolutely gorgeous...if you ever have a chance to go...GO!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...MOAB=PURDY!!!!!!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. *swoon* I like a take-charge kinda' gal. Answer your PMs!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna know if I qualify...... ~R+R...Am I worthy?...And yes, I keep having that Wayne's World, "We're not worthy." Going through my head...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. I hate to say this...but there are a few species of primates that are monogamous...if for no other reason than they have to be in order to procreate... If you are saying, "Is Marriage Natural for human beings?" then that is a different question and it depends on whether you are speaking culturally or not...Forms of marriage tend to be universal...I recommend you checking out some books on anthropology and specifically marriage rituals and culture and marriage...I have some books sitting right here that you would probably love! ~R+R...Marriage in some cultures has nothing to do with being monogamous...in others...it has everything to do with being monogamous...depends on the environment and how you view sex...
  4. Freudian? ...... You do need a spanking... ~R+R...::pulls out whips and chains::......you asked for it...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. Smashing up a golf cart $300 Replacing Lou's tooth £500 Entertaining your friends and family to the level of peeing their pants .........PRICELESS ROFLAO!!!!! Is there a reason why everyone is trying to make me laugh soooo hard that I cry this early in the morning?!?! ~R+R...I have a bunch of funny (ass) pictures from Zee pimpin' out the golf cart...I will have to post them...along with a long narration...this should be fun! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. No it wasn't. I'm in a salt mine in Siberia... BUrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......If you need help staying warm, lemme know...... I'll give you a blanket...from American Airlines......Thanks again, BTW........ ~R+R...HH is a sweetie......with warm blankets...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! I'm dying laughing...MANWHORE...QUIT HITTING ON THE GD SHEEP!!!!! WOMEN, man, WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... Hey ladies, my manwhores are cheap and affordable......Redundant, but true...... ~R+R...Too bad they are so out of it to realize when a chick is hitting on them...maybe I should hand out bricks...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. True. There are a small number who love me.
  9. UH oh! Maybe you should set your sights a bit toward Joe Jr. instead. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! You naughty, naughty man!!!!!!...Ok, so I am still laughing...... ~R+R...OK, must breath...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. Does that mean you are gonna owe me money? Whore...... ~R+R...$0.50...to be exact...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. Ooooooooooooh...I think blowing Joe sounds like fun!!!!! I want in...or to blow...I dunno......Ok, I admit it...I want to do nasty things to Joe....... ~R+R...Between this and the Vibes Boogie...I'm gonna be a busy beaver...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Did I mention that you are awesome and I was sooo glad to meet you!!!! Did you get pics of your B-17 jump!?!??! ~R+R...Damn straight you are kicking...sorry about your camera though...that sucked...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. OOooh...I'm sorry...... ...... Is that a promise? ~R+R...You give great hugs...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. Thanks to my seasonal job being cut short...Ooooh baby, I am gonna be there!!!!!!!! The Kinkmaster will be there will whips and chains on......Who wants to join me?... ~R+R....
  15. I'm an outbreak monkey...that's awesome!!!!! Hey, I paid back karma...then karma gave me a brand new job...... Ain't life grand...... ~R+R...Get well Kris...I bet all you need is a hug...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Rides for zip ties!! butt of course So I have a healthy obsession of butts...so what... ~R+R...Sonny is drivin', I get the key and Casie is charge...sounds like a plan......Ok...is it time for the WFFC again?!? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Oooh baby...that does it for me...... ~R+R...Just call me Pooky and I'm yours...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. Sure you can. Wingi told me last week i could store his cart in my storage unit. I'll be happy to bring it for you to play with...you can turn it into the Hot Sex Distribution Mobile. EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!...I think I should have a key...... ~R+R...Not like it broke down or anything while I had a key...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. and how do YOU know this I have pictures! Post them...post them!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. Yes, indeed he does...a very nice, shapely ass...yummmm....I need sex now...... ~R+R...I hope he's not reading this......I love you hon! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. Cabana Boy...... And he calls me...MLFM...and no I won't explain...... ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. Me and alana started the toga party a few hours early. I found this pic on the wffc website.
  23. ::sigh::...I suppose I am just one of many others whom you went cruising with...... I suppose you aren't gonna mention who supplied said fireworks......I won't name names...... ~R+R..."Who wants to blow shit up?"... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. If i had $277.37 i could've jumped the other kinda turtle. Robyn - I miss you and Casie soooo freakin much. Ditto!!!!!!!!! BUT, I am thinking about making a trip to SDC for a weekend...we'll see......might have to look at my ugly mug for a few more days...... ~R+R...Sunny and Casie rock!!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. Does that mean you're getting breast implants? ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not unless I want to become a flotation device...... ~R+R...I'll stick with what I got...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...