RoadRash
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Parceque j'suis comme ça moi! Oui...je sais...je voudrais vous aussi I love it when a chick talks dirty in French...Je sais, je sais.... ~R+R...Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir, M. Kennedy...? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ash Wednesday? ~R+R...So sue me...most of my family is Catholic... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I refuse to kill hotties, so you're safe...unless you get old and wrinkly. Am I safe? 37...old..but wrinkly is on it's way Honey, I can only hope to look that good when I am 37............ I just don't want to end up like my mom...blonde, skinny to the point of anorexia, and constantly asking the entire family if her non-existant butt is fat...... ~R+R...Despite all that...I love my mom anyway...
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Exactly...we are surmising a lot in terms of our responses...however I agree with Gravitymaster that what they define in the article as middle class and what most people define as middle class are two different animals...(if you read my earlier post...I stated long before anyone posted a definition)...There is a VERY large income bracket that encompasses middle class...and then again...there is the "upper middle class"...Though some would belive them to be rich... Right!! The amount of credit card debt, mortgage, car note...yadda, yadda, yadda...either way...if an "illness" is preventing someone from working then it will be impossible to pay back any of it...and medical bills are just a cherry on top... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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What? You mean Cortislim doesn't remove all the fat from your tummy and all of the sudden you've got a gorgeous six-pack instead? ROFLAO!!!! And you will not believe the number of people who come in saying that they can already "feel" the fat just melting away......Then they turn around and buy bags of organic potato chips...Because the are healthy...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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That's my year too. Gotta love the cock. You can say that again...... ~R+R...Cocks will take over the world!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ummmmmmmmm...I'll give you a few hints...on a college campus...I think it might have been videotaped......and I really can't say much more than that...... Phew...good thing we didn't get caught...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I lost another pound...making my total loss so far...11 pounds...... ::HAPPY DANCE:: ~R+R...It is a good day!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ditto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1981...... ~R+R...You old foggie...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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We mixed ours in two coolers last Sat night. Put in a plastic bag as a liner and toss in some rum. Bet you left the bottles in the can for just the right redneck touch...Hmmm...sounds yummy...I'll have some...... ~R+R...I like Amaretto Sours...but Jack will do...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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pain killers gone....hand getting tired.....must stop whoring. You're whoring now huh? You can do that one-handed...now that takes talent...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Ahhhhhh...make me...... ~R+R...How you feelin'? Groovy because of pain killers? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Champagne...a bottle or two...yeah...champagne... Yummmmmmmm..Mmmm...mmm...I'm thirsty... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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can you say that again? Anything. I'm small, so it doesn't take much...... ~R+R...Me...small...ROFLAO! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I have a rule about guys who stick their tongues out at me......Don't do it, unless you plan on usin' it...... But since I'm not single...I'll let ya slide...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Amateur. ...::bows::...I bow down to thee......Oh wise one...teach me the ways of PWing...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I like extra mustard...'cause it adds tang...... ~R+R...Variety is the spice of life...I just so happen to be extra spicy...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I LOVE jelly doughnuts! Especially when they are smeared all over her! ROFLAO!!!!!!!!! For some reason I have a mental image of a PlayBoy bunny smearing these gigantic doughnuts and having chunks fall all over the place...Yes, ladies at this point every man reading this post is drooling...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Hey, I have more posts than you! ~R+R...Yeah, like that means anything, huh?... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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You are gonna have to work harder than that...Oh...I remember when Talk Back was around...Oh the PostWhoring that took place then...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Men taste great too, especially with a bit of salt and vinegar on them (and when they're cooked right)... And being "more filling" is not necessarily a bad thing. I'm gonna start calling you Sweeney Todd...... ~R+R...Mmmmm...I like meat pies 'cause their meaty!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I just read filling...and for some reason I thought jelly doughnut...what, you don't like the taste of jelly doughnuts? ~R+R...I like jelly doughnuts...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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But what if I prefer a man? But women are less filling and taste great. And you know this WHY?! Yeah Turtle, that sounds more like a jelly doughnut than a woman...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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Hey, you never gave me a hug! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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I agree...Sometimes they sound and act so paranoid that they don't help their case...Despite the fact that I think pharmaceutical companies have gotten advertising happy...I also think that the supplement industry is desperately doing the same thing...can anyone say Trim Spa or Cortislim? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...