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  1. RoadRash
    Babycakes...I wanna alright! Chica...make the flight plans...I'll provide the alcohol....Come on!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...That would be totally and completely awesome...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Dude, what's a tounge? ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    You know you wanna!!!!! ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Where and how hard? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Right back atcha babe...Hey...You should visit me in New York...we could tear up the town...... ~R+R...Come on...you know you wanna!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I'll peck your eyes out if you don't shut up...... ~R+R...All that GD chirpin'... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I used to drink those all the time......not anymore though... Of course...an occasional one is nice...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Will she be wearing the chains...or will I? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Hey, I have a pair of those balls in my room...in a box...under my bed......Just for posterity sake...... ~R+R...I like balls...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!! That's kinda sick...So I owe you a dollar...... ~R+R...Ok...that made me double over in laughter...KUDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    So Chris, where do you keep it? ~R+R...Make the answer kinky...and I'll pay ya a dollar! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    As I was driving by on my way home...a man wearing a Sherlock Holmes-esk hat and a trench coat was standing close to my house...so I drove up and said: "So Sherlock, where's Watson?" He looked puzzled for a second...then looked at his coat and started laughing...... He's a grad student at Purdue...Who obviously has a sense of humor...... ~R+R...Dr. Watson is unavailable at the moment...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I guess you aren't gonna like the news I have now......I actually checked again...I lost a total of 2 lbs. this week... For a total of 24 pounds lost......Ok...so I'm proud of myself...But don't I REPEAT DON'T GET DISCOURAGED...Perseverence and hard work pay off in the end...!! ~R+R
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!! I got one more for ya....for a total loss of 23 pounds...... Come on...don't fall off the wagon man...you can do it!!!!!!!!! ~R+R
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    No, just come to the WFFC, and we can sit in a corner and cry in your beer together.....yea, like THAT would happen. Are you crying?!! there's no crying in Free Fall! (Tom Hanks, kinda...) ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!...Hey, I was accused of having the wettest eyeballs that a DZO has ever seen......So maybe there is crying in freefall...but I'm smiling while doing it...... ~R+R...Does it look like a bump...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I'm already getting ignored......Maybe I shouldn't go then...... Oh well...::sits in corner alone and cries::... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Put me down as a big fat MAYBE... I'm getting back from the City on the 5th...so we'll see if I have any money to go...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I tell my hubby slapping his tushy is therapeutic for me. All is right in the world with a good >SMAK OMG ACME, you gave me the best excuse for grabbing Kennedy's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not so sure he'll buy it though...but I'll definitely try! "Butt sweetie...it makes me feel better...and you want me to feel better right? ~R+R...When I say give me some ass, I mean now! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    BUTT! I absolutely adore his butt...but I don't think anyone on here wants me to post it...especially the guys...... ~R+R...I have wild fantasies involving that butt...::drool::...Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    I don't even have gas money to make it to a DZ......maybe I should put up an add saying something like "will pack for gas"...though I am afraid of what kind of gas I'll get...... Glad to hear that people on here helped ya......That is a really cool gesture...But I seriously think that if someone offered me money, I couldn't accept it unless I worked for it in some way...guess it's just a weirdness of mine...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Yes, and I try to tell him as often as I can...
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    I knew it!!!!...You were baffled...anyway...nothing wrong with being constipated...Frenchy looks like that most of the time...... J/J all...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ...... Yeah...he's just the guy who I picked up at the airport...... ~R+R...Good thing I did too...he showed me a REALLY good time...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    Constipated? ~R+R...J/J... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
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    ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nawwwww...he's not that hairy...... See...: http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?username=Kennedy; ~R+R...He likes to play Who's the Boss!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...