RoadRash

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  1. What about triple penetration? Can you tell about that one? ...... ~R+R...It's like reaching into the 4th dimension! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A FLIRT! Can I smack your ass when I meet you? ~R+R...I'll bet you are gonna have dreams of 35 chicks stripping off skydiving gear tonight...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. Gonna demonstrate on me how to use it? Hold on...lemme go get BoB...... ~R+R...BoB has been getting the shaft lately...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice......You can't stop the slut names huh?...... ~R+R...All the sluts of the world UNITE! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. when u got two canopies going into the wind... oh wait, sorry think i misread Wrong kind of penetration......However...penetration can take place at various altitudes...... ~R+R...The mile-hi variety is the most popular though... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Hoochie momma sluts? Kissing/Hugging/Goosing/Groping sluts? Butt sluts? I dunno, the possibilities are endless...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. How about some lotion and a tissue? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. Me? ~R+R...I take that back..I'm only slutty for one person...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. Yep...these days you have a pack of batteries and a "BoB" and you are set...at least for a chick...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. OMG......You beat me to it...you rock GFD...!!!! ~R+R...See other thread...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. Double the fun? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. What the hell is going on?!? Every gal's SO in this thread is named BOB...!!!... Well...except mine...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. Especially for a guy...... ~R+R...There's no way a guy could perform for 35 chicks...but they sure will give it a shot...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. I can't wait to see that one...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. There, fixed it for ya, Bill! ltdiver Ok...I died laughing when I read that...... ~R+R...I know...I'm a dork...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. Why is that not surprising? ~R+R...You are still too cute...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Sorry to hear such bad news...it's never expected... Big old bear {{{hugs}}} to you and I hope all turns out well...Take care!!!
  18. I know a few chicks who will let you call them mummy if you let them smack your ass...... ~R+R...Of course you have to pay them...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. ::RUNS SCREAMING FROM THE COMPUTER:: MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. I'll stick with my American pole...I likes it a lot...... Two huh? I'm gonna have to ask the higher power about that...... ~R+R...Oh sweeeetie...do you have two poles? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. You sound just like a woman...... ~R+R...And I should know...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. I've used better polls...... ~R+R...Just kidding...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. Considering most of them I already h Never mind. damn, bertha! are you cheating on me??? No, and who's that weirdo in your avatar...?... ~R+R...Baaaaaaaaaaaaa...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. As an anthropologist...I found it necessary to experience all facets of college culture including...alcohol......I had fun......Got several nicknames, a reputation......And now...I hardly drink at all......Boy how things change... (But I'll bet back in the day sweetie, I could drink you under a table...and on top...to the side......) ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. Ummm...you single? ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...