RoadRash

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  1. That just means you flunked...that's normal...now if you don't flunk that test...then you need to take the Virginal Test...if you don't flunk that one...that is kinda sad......... ~R+R...P.S. To flunk the virginal test...you only have to say curse words and kissed someone on the cheek that isn't a relative... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  2. OMG what is the little sister up to.....eeeessssh Note to Self.. Revise innocence quotient for Rosa Maybe its time to take the Purity Test Rosa http://test3.thespark.com/puritytest/ And please post your results....if you do, I'll post mine...teehee...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  3. For some reason, I have had a Guns 'n Roses song in my head...all damn day...: Knockin' on Heaven's Door Mama take this badge from me I can't use it any more It's getting dark too dark to see Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Kn-kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them any more That cold black cloud is comin' down Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Kn-kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door "You just better start sniffin' your own rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you against your tattered libido, the bank and the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't be luck if you could get out of life alive." Kn-kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door kn-knockin' on heaven's door ~R+R...Phew...I think it finally got that song out of my head...thanks...!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  4. You sure you aren't a professor at PU? 'Cause that was an awesome speech...... ~R+R....::standing and clapping::...BRAVO, BRAVO!!!!!!....::whistles, and hooting and hollering::... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  5. You've obviously never been to Chicagoland... _Am ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Andy, don't let the cat out of the bag...or should I say, the fart out of the butt...!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  6. Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you aren't trying to pick up a skychick? ~R+R...Sorry, I'm taken...... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  7. Is very perceptive and if he shows up at WFFC will see me in a Speedo...maybe at 13.5k... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  8. I heard she's pretty cool... ~R+R...Something about porn....? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  9. Awesome.... ~R+R...To that certain someone on here that called me a dork yesterday...NYAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  10. Blatant suck up... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  11. Yeah, you got it in a nutshell...don't forget that the winner gets a recording contract and publicity up the wazoo... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  12. Hehhe. Or what if you could load up 11 rubberbands at once GASP!!! ~R+R...If he had brought such a "weapon" to school, he probably would "go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200." And wouldn't have a get out of jail free card lying around... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  13. I agree...... ~R+R...Why I wasn't staring at his butt...what in the world would prompt me to do a thing like that... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  14. ROFLAO!!!! That is the best comment that I have read so far...And they probably would have sentenced the poor kid to life in prison...for god's sake...it's a freakin' 15 year old kid who was probably taking the damn thing to school to be funny and play around...Heaven forbid that teenagers should have fun...without drinking, having sex, and doing drugs... ~R+R...I'm just glad that I am not a teenager in Miami-Dade...and yes, I lived in Florida when I was a kid (only two years, but still)... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  15. RoadRash

    So horny....

    This story cracked me up...freakin' hilarious...And ^ that cracked me up too......That big boy sure does get around... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  16. ::shakes head::...that is one really sick way of looking at it... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  17. Ok, I didn't catch the episode...but reading that made me laugh my ass off.... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  18. Good grief...I wasn't there that day of the WFFC...was glad I didn't see it...and I'm not sure I even want to watch it on TV...geeze... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  19. Tall, cool chick who wears a lot of red...does that mean when I meet you, you are gonna toss me around like a rag doll? ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  20. just the funniest thing about this whole thread? That's pretty funny. LoL...I have to agree...that is pretty damned funny...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  21. Hell yeah! I'm not going to confirm nor deny my involvement in the design, construction and testing of a starchy projectile launching device...but I know we'd probably have a lot of fun and shoot some good video! There most definitely must be video...... ~R+R... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  22. Thanks for the pics Andy, that looks pretty awesome...... ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  23. All part of the grand conspiracy! Psst...see you at the secret meeting next Thursday. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!! I needed that...thanks... ~R+R...So much for going to bed... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  24. DUDE!!!! That cracked me up...I needed a good laugh.... Thanks!! ~R+R ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...
  25. Good grief man, you used FOX, now all the hardcore Dims aren't gonna read it or believe it... If they're truly "dim" then they'll miss the "AP" by-line. Good call...I noticed that...but I wanna see how many people bring up the fact that it is on FOX......You know...EVIL FOX news that warps the news to fit into a conservative twilight zone for liberals... ~R+R...Ok...I go to bed now... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~...