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  1. bshl

    Redneck cup holder

    D'oh! Blue skies and happy landings!
  2. bshl

    Redneck cup holder

    Blue skies and happy landings!
  3. Some pretty nice pics, including a shot of the Golden Knights' plane with a jumper looking out the door. Edited to add: Don't forget to check out some of the other airshows... Blue skies and happy landings!
  4. bshl

    I love the IRS

    And I'm sure they love me, too. Blue skies and happy landings!
  5. bshl

    Beaver Island

    Sorry for the letdown but it's probably not what you think... Blue skies and happy landings!
  6. It's the personality that makes them special. Cloning can't get that. Blue skies and happy landings!
  7. And you thought you had too much time on your hands... Blue skies and happy landings!
  8. Peep Research Lord of the Peeps Yes, I have too many people sending me funky stuff today and, being at least moderately warped, I felt I just had to share... Enjoy your weekend! Edited because I couldn't spell chickens correctly on the first try. Blue skies and happy landings!
  9. I think a lot of the satisfaction depends on the nature of the business and how successful you are. When you own your own business providing a service, you work for whoever (whomever?) your clients are. The more successful you are, the more you can select your clientele or hire others to deal with the unwashed masses. If, on the other hand, you're providing a product, you can have fun producing it. I really hope some of that made some sort of sense. Last night was a short one and it's catching up with me. Sorry. Blue skies and happy landings!
  10. Hang in there; there's a purpose for everything - it's just a matter of finding it. Blue skies and happy landings!
  11. bshl

    Friday funny

    Hey, this one's actually pretty cute! Blue skies and happy landings!
  12. I don't know but you might want to change your sig when posting about that pic! Blue skies and happy landings!
  13. bshl

    Friday funny

    Anybody else feel like they've worked long enough? I wanna go skydiving! Blue skies and happy landings!
  14. Here's to you, Robert... Blue skies and happy landings!
  15. Any takers? Blue skies and happy landings!
  16. bshl

    One liners

    Okay, folks, here's what may be the ultimate chance to PW. Post your one liners here! ________ A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. When the government fears the people, that is democracy. When the people fear the government, that is tyranny. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Dijon vu: The feeling you've had this mustard before. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. If the grass is greener on the other side, there’s probably more manure He’s a great artist; he draws flies. Blue skies and happy landings!
  17. [shaking head] Some people's kids... Blue skies and happy landings!
  18. Name: ___________________ Stage Name: __________________ Agent: ___________________ Attorney: ____________________ Therapist name: _________________ Sex: [ ] Male [ ] Female [ ] Formerly Male [ ] Formerly Female [ ] Both *If female, indicate breast implant size: _______ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? [ ] Yes [ ] No___ Please list brand of cell phone: ________. If you don't own a cell phone, please explain why; use extra pages, if necessary: _______________________________________________ Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Red [ ] Orange [ ] Green [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead [ ] Other ___________ Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Drinking Starbucks coffee [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Shaving (male or female) [X] Talking on the phone (already checked for your convenience) [ ] Lifting weights [] Slapping kids in the back-seat [] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [] Tanning [] Snorting cocaine [] Watching TV [] Reading Variety [] Surfing the net via laptop [] Discharging firearms / Reloading Please indicate how many times, while driving, you expect to: [ ] a) Shoot at other drivers [ ] b) Be shot at If you are the victim of a carjacking, you should immediately: [ ] a) Call the police to report the crime. [ ] b) Call Channel 9 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase. [ ] c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through. [ ] d) Call your therapist. In the event of an earthquake, you should : [ ] a) Stop your car. [ ] b) Keep driving and hope for the best. [ ] c) Immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones. [ ] d) Pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 9 In the instance of rain, you should: [ ] a) Never drive over 5 MPH. [ ] b) Drive twice as fast as usual. [ ] c) You're not sure what "rain" is. Please indicate your current number of therapy sessions per week: ______. Are you presently taking any of the following medications? [ ] a) Prozac [ ] b) Zovirax [ ] c) Lithium [ ] d) Zanax [ ] e) Valium [ ] f) Zoloft [ ] g) All of the above [ ] h) None of the above If none, please explain: __________________. Length of daily commute: [ ] a) Less than 1 hour [ ] b) 1 hour [ ] c) 2 hours [ ] d) 3 hours [ ] e) 4 hours or more If less than 1 hour, please explain: ____________________. When stopped by police, you should: [ ] a) Pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready. [ ] b) Try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405Freeway. [ ] c) Have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit profit. When you see a woman driver with her arm extended out the window, it means: [ ] a) She is drying her nails. [ ] b) She is giving an indication she intends to change lanes. [ ] c) Her directional signals are broken. Which part of your car will wear out first? [ ] a) The wiper blades [ ] b) The seat belts [ ] c) The horn Automatic door locks are good for: [ ] a) Security [ ] b) Convenience [ ] c) Messing with the heads of people trying to get in The "bright" setting on your headlights is for: [ ] a) Dark, poorly lit roads [ ] b) Flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way [ ] c) Revenge! If you are over the age of 75, you do not have to complete this test. You are entitled to drive even if you cannot see, hear, or move. Blue skies and happy landings!
  19. Here's a great big bear hug for you too, Alana. Blue skies and happy landings!
  20. Here's to kids! Blue skies and happy landings!
  21. Thanks for taking the time, Peggy. I'm guessing everyone who's served in the military appreciates your post.
  22. I went to toss my junk mail when I got home from work but did a double take. You'd think they could have found a sexier model (even I look better than that!) but hey, at least it's out there! Blue skies and happy landings!
  23. Okay, so maybe they're normal in Cocoa Beach (where this was taken) but we sure don't have many of them in California! Blue skies and happy landings!
  24. bshl

    Add your quote.

    Yowza! Blue skies and happy landings!
  25. bshl

    2003 in Pictures

    2003 in Pictures View and vote for your favorites. Some pretty good ones in there. Blue skies and happy landings!