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By not stating which branch he served in he is avoiding more specific questions which could potentially out him as a faker Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Hmmm...you can bust up a power station over there but don't you dare insult the Pontif. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

It's that whole "common sense" thing that's got him all confused I enjoyed Glenn during his radio days. Kept my roll of duct tape in the glove box. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Guess which party designed it in 2000. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

I heard if the bidding goes high enough her sister wants in. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Ya mean like this one? I was a little disappointed that I couldn't find any pictures of the topless model tiddies. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Absolutely. What makes Barack so much more trustworthy? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Check the facts FIRST. Then post. Agreed? Thank you...check's in the mail. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Lot's of snarking about Mcain/Palin and Obama/Biden. Lot's of talk about who's going to do what, who did what to whom, who plans what. I've already demonstrated in other posts that they all talk a big game http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3325284;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread but thanks to checks and balances are in a position to accomplish only some of what they promise. So for me, putting all of the other crap aside I ask myself "Who do I trust more?" Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Yea but if all of Darwin's theories were true, why am I still here? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Am I the only one who didn't get past this part of the article? ...before moving on to some unrepeatable jokes about Mara Carfagna, the Equal Opportunities Minister and one-time topless model. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5 A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Three morals orals of this story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) When you are warm and happy , it's best to keep your mouth shut! THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Don't hold back...tell me what you really think Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

I'm saying, categorically and without question, that it is not possible that the Earth is less than several billion years old. If Sarah Palin does not believe that then I agree with what some people have stated, that it's a scary thing to think that she may be in office. I say it's scary because she would not have a basic understanding of science and how the world works. But that's not what I asked you. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

I don't have to. The "First Lady," just like the "First Child" or "First Dog or Cat," is not, nor has she ever been, a factor for me in any election I've ever been a part of. That's just the thing. Do you believe Nancy had any say in what Ronnie was doing? Or Hillary with Bill? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

So you're saying the existance of God or some other supreme being isn't at all possible? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Did you read any of it? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Very closed minded as to the possibilities. I thought you Dems accepted everyone and everything . Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

John Kallend...calling John Kallend. You want to handle this? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

"Make no mistake about this," Biden responded. "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend, she is qualified to be president of the United States of America, she’s easily qualified to be vice president of the United States of America, and quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me. But she’s first rate, I mean that sincerely, she’s first rate, so let’s get that straight." Spoken like a man who has spent his career telling people what they want to hear. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

to the other elections going on this year. I'll submit if we examined the people who are elected to Congress every 2 years as we do the president we'd be much better off. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

But there could be some sort of "emergency". I like this one where Biden asks a wheelchair bound man to stand up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRV5Y1JCGRI Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4 Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

You guys are missing his whole approach. Get a bunch of money, spend 3 or 4 years "planning" (all the while paying yourself out of the money). Buy a balloon and let it go up without you. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

17.5 C130 load at Quincy. Low, broken clouds meant we spent a little time trying to find the airport. Beleive me, spending more than a few minutes at that altitude with no oxygen wasn't pretty. People puking...I was starting tunnel vision as we exited and I remeber thinking "just let me out of here so I can get back down where there's some oxygen". Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne