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My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home! A hooker once told me she had a headache. I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service. If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.' I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

You're right. It's apathy from all sides. I can't do anything about it so I might as well not get juiced over it. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

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Anyone else seeing the AA logo in the page tab? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=4009477;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread Is there an echo in here. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

I think this might be some of your problem. He is NOT a serious reporter. He is an entertainer. You've abviously been listening to him. Does that make you a moron? And his 'bullshit rhetoric' is no different than Olbermann's or Limbaugh's. You don't like him so it upsets you to listen. I had a friend named Dick who had that same problem. Don't be a Dick. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

MNF has become an afterthought for me. Not like it was back in the 70's and 80's. Howard, Don, and Frank were great announcers in the days before 99 channels. I used to love to watch and listen as Howard would recap Sunday's games at the half and I'll never forget the announcement of John Lennon's death in the middle of a game. RIP Don Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

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And when he's charged and convicted, you'll have a point. Is it really that simple in your world. Rangel is an asshole and the worst kind of politician. And the fun continues... Take a good hard look at the list of charges and tell me it's all good. The only defense he could mount that would work for me is the "I'm not the only crooked politician in DC" defense. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20012179-503544.html Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

no sir beck failed and you failed, i've never listened to stern. Your argument is is pointless, beck is a "serious" news reporter now who is listened to by a bunch of morons. he catapulted himself to fame by giving low blows to his competitors as in this case were he called his competitor's wife and mocked her miscarriage. Keep painting with the broad brush. I listen to Beck...Olbermann...Limbaugh...Maddow...Cooper, and O'Reilly. I don't know anyone who makes any decisions about their life based solely on the things that Beck says. I agree with some things ALL of them say, just as I disagree. Granted I agree more often with the right side of the slate but that's just who I am and how I was raised. You want to go back a quarter century and lambaste someone for what they did. Beck has already admitted he was an asshat then. By todays standard so was I. If you were so inclined you could find a whole basket of shit I did in my 20's that I'm not proud of. Nice try. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

I'll bet you're a Howard Stern fan huh? WHere's the outrage from some of the stuff he did that makes this look like childsplay? What were you doing 25 years ago? FAIL Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Show me a guy on either side of the aisle that isn't at at least a little dirty. nice try at trying to turn the subject.. ALL crooked Politicians should be FIRED when convicted of crimes , Not "dressed down" for a litttle public show! You do realize he wasn't convicted of a crime; right? Neither was OJ. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

I need a shot of holy water. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Dems stll thinking they can pick up that turd by the clean end. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

To answer your question...no. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Plus we're married, we don't have that look of....desperation, that women are so attracted to. Stop! I'm getting depressed. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Great. Where's my 70 year old? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Look at me with smoldering eyes and a cheeky grin and that could definitely work for me! Damn! Why can I never find my smoldering eyes/cheeky grin mask when I need it! Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

..have a rule that says NO SHOUTING IN YOUR THREAD SUBJECTS please? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Agreed. Instead of boots on the ground getting intel we got some hotshot RC jockey pushing buttons. For those on the left that are agreeing with me you can stop patting yourself on the back. Your ilk plays a part in this clusterfuck by objecting to Gitmo. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

We're headed to a clipper ship next saturday that leaves out of St. Martin. Every time we do this I dream of a way we could stay long term. You must have been listening to Banana Republic Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Pretty certain you'd have to have the funds available for evacuation and then be reimbursed by your insurance carrier. Not an attractive option. We had a client a couple of years ago that fell and broke their hip in Cancun. $20,000 to get them evaced to the US. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

In response to your post I think it's a hoot that the Star of David is there. Just like the US government building that looked like a swastika. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne

Was it really heavy when you loaded this question? Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne