Douva

I'll marry you as long as it includes sex and an anullment Hell, I'll marry her and settle for one or the other. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Is it possible to setup a Blackberry to receive AOL emails? My father/boss is looking for away to receive emails (he uses AOL) when he's out of the office. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

You know you can get inside my tights anytime you want (and probably do from time to time). I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Leave it to a L.A.S.T. photographer to crop the subject's head out of the photo. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

When I went to watch a taping of The Price is Right, it was a nine hour ordeal. I waited in four different lines over the course of eight hours so that I could see a one hour taping. It's a lot of work if you don't win a car. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Because Douva has become board with just crabs? Actually the crabs packed up their shit and moved out in a wagon trane about a week ago. Apparently there's some places even they won't live. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Everybody who needs to know what this post means knows what this post means. ladies and gentlemen.. the Bonfire Drama Queen Award of the Day for June 13th goes to...... ______________________________ Bravo... bravo! Chuck If I'm getting an award, I want a slow golf clap. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

This doesn't have anything to do with me moving. I am staying in Texas. This was an inside joke for my friends. Edited to add: I really appreciate everyone's concern over the direction my career is headed, but this isn't really the thread for discussing that. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Everybody who needs to know what this post means knows what this post means. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Fade to black. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I know that sometimes you have to stick it out for the things you really want, but honestly, what I really want now is to stay in Central Texas, get established in the real estate industry, meet the right girl someday, and have a family. People's interests and priorities change as they age. Even if I could go out to L.A., get grandfathered into the DGA right away, and start working as an assistant director, I don't think I'd do it. The money is good, but it's just not what I'm looking for anymore. I felt like I owed it to myself to go out there and capitalize on the last eight years of my life, but I realized while I was out there on my recent scouting expedition that what I really owe myself is to do what I think will make me happy in the long-term, and I'm pretty sure that's what I'm doing. The last eight years weren't wasted--I learned a lot about life, as well as the film industry. Who knows, maybe the screenplay about Rob Harris that I've been working on for the last 18 months will start a bidding war, and I'll be considered a Hollywood success after all. But if not, I'm happy just making a living putting shopping centers in small towns. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Here's the photo I mentioned but forgot to upload. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I'm passing on moving to L.A. I'm just not at that point in my life anymore. I've lost the youthful fire in my belly to do whatever it takes to make it as a filmmaker. When I was about twenty or twenty-one, I used to show up at production offices carrying boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts with my resume glued inside the box lids. When my department head would give me more work than I could possibly do in a twelve hour work day, I'd stay for hours after everybody else had wrapped, finish the work, and then put myself up in a hotel room so that I could grab three or four hours of sleep before having to be back on location early the next morning. When I was not working (which was most of the time), I stretched my money as far as I could so that my time could be spent tracking down my next job. Did you know that if you show up at a 7-11 at around 11:30 at night, they'll give you the old hot dogs they were about to throw away? Now, at twenty-five, the prospect of living off of ramen noodles so that I can pay the rent on a $1300/mo. 675 sq. ft. apartment so that I can live in L.A. so that can I work 14 hrs/day, 6 days/week locking down corners of empty fields and inventorying walkie talkies so that I can be around the film industry so that I can have a small chance at a "big break" is much, much, MUCH less appealing. Staying in Central Texas and eventually taking over my dad's real estate business is much, much, MUCH more appealing. Knowing where I'll be working next week and knowing that I won't be working next weekend is much, much, MUCH more appealing. Staying near my amazing friends and family is much, much, MUCH more appealing. Having a stable adult life is much, much, MUCH more appealing. My days as a set gopher are over. I'll keep screenwriting and hopefully sell a few more shorts. Maybe someday the gods will smile on me and let me sell a feature, but if I do, I'll do it from Texas. Sorry, Texas, but you're stuck with me. California, you just lucked out. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Am I the only person on the planet who likes Mountain Dew Amp? Rock Star kicks ass also. (photo by Brains) I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

WHAT? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I don't care who you send them to, as long as you stop sending them to me!!! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I put on my pants one leg at a time, just like you, but when I do, I make gold records. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Here's another tandem instructor shirt: This is going to end with the wind in my hair or shit on my dick, but one way or another, you're going to jump. (Thanks to the fine cinema of Chris Crossland for inspiring that one.) I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Here are some for the tandem instructors. The front of the shirts could say any of the following: If you can read this, I forgot to clip-in my student again. If you can read this, my student fell off. If you can read this, you'd better hope I wasn't doing a tandem. Your ass here. No fat chicks. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Manic-Depressive Skydiving Club We only pull when we feel like it! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Gives new meaning to "Don't shit where you eat," doesn't it? Ok, I don't get the metaphorical meaning to this one. Why? Because you have to meet people somewhere. Get introduced by a mutual friend, and it doesn't work out? Could put a strain on the friendship. Meet at work, and it doesn't work out? Your work environment will feel the strain. DZ? Same thing. But beyond these types of places/interactions, what do we have? The grocery store or a bar? Thanks very much, but I'll stick with getting to know someone FIRST, then dating them, not the other way around. There are some psychos out there, AND I'm just more comfortable with people I know. The possibility of drama is a small price to pay for something that could be really good. For the most part, I agree with you. But it still sucks when you're eatting area gets all shitty. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Gives new meaning to "Don't shit where you eat," doesn't it? I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

"Blowing in the Wind" is the only thing I can play worth a flip on the harmonica. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I just shot a 90. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

If you want comedy, The Complete Works of Shakespeare Abridged is hilarious. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.