Douva

This isn't a remake anymore than Romeo & Juliet would be a remake. It's a film based on a classic piece of literature; that's not the same as a remake. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

"You can do that without a million dollars. Not all chicks are impressed by money." "The kind of chicks that would double up on a dude like me are." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I remember the good old days of nearly 6000 registered skydivers, whuffos fighting over who could drive us back to the airport when we landed off, completely unregulated, out-of-control parties, Rod's wild helicopter rides, and speed star competitions out of a 727. For a nineteen-year-old with 150 jumps, it was a wet dream come true. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

HI, KIRSTEN!!!!! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I don't think I've ever had a zombie dream, and I LOVE zombie movies. Wilson and I used to have a running conversation going about how best to prepare for a zombie attack. I think Brains and I are both pretty prepared for any zombie related activity (think Michael Gross and Reba McEntire in Tremors), so you should be safe. I can still remember watching the original Night of the Living Dead for the first time as a kid on a Saturday afternoon with my parents. I love the idea of an eclectic band of survivors trying to hold out against unbeatable odds. Maybe someday I'll write a zombie screenplay. There was a great low budget zombie film at SXSW a couple of years ago. I wish I could remember what it was called. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

She's taught me all kinds of cool tricks. (No innuendo intended--she really has taught me some cool tricks.) I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Here's some more legal mumbo jumbo for you: § 2.202. PERSONS AUTHORIZED TO CONDUCT CEREMONY[0]. (a) The following persons are authorized to conduct a marriage[0] ceremony[0]: (1) a licensed or ordained Christian minister or priest; (2) a Jewish rabbi; (3) a person who is an officer of a religious organization and who is authorized by the organization to conduct a marriage[0] ceremony[0]; and (4) a justice of the supreme court, judge of the court of criminal appeals, justice of the courts of appeals, judge of the district, county, and probate courts, judge of the county courts at law, judge of the courts of domestic relations, judge of the juvenile courts, retired justice or judge of those courts, justice of the peace, retired justice of the peace, or judge or magistrate of a federal court of this state. (b) For the purposes of this section, a retired judge or justice is a former judge or justice who is vested in the Judicial Retirement System of Texas Plan One or the Judicial Retirement System of Texas Plan Two or who has an aggregate of at least 12 years of service as judge or justice of any type listed in Subsection (a)(4). Added by Acts 1997, 75th Leg., ch. 7, § 1, eff. April 17, 1997. § 2.203. CEREMONY[0]. (a) On receiving an unexpired marriage[0] license, an authorized person may conduct the marriage[0] ceremony[0] as provided by this subchapter. (b) A person unable to appear for the ceremony[0] may assent to marriage[0] by the appearance of a proxy appointed in the affidavit authorized by Subchapter A. Added by Acts 1997, 75th Leg., ch. 7, § 1, eff. April 17, 1997. § 2.302. CEREMONY[0] CONDUCTED BY UNAUTHORIZED PERSON. The validity of a marriage[0] is not affected by the lack of authority of the person conducting the marriage[0] ceremony[0] if: (1) there was a reasonable appearance of authority by that person; and (2) at least one party to the marriage[0] participated in the ceremony[0] in good faith and that party treats the marriage[0] as valid. Added by Acts 1997, 75th Leg., ch. 7, § 1, eff. April 17, 1997. *** I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

When I was growing up, I lived for the summer. My life was all about no school and trips to the lake and spending time on my cousins' farm in Missouri. Even though that's all behind me now, I still get a little excited as summer nears each year, and I still get a little sad when it draws to an end. Yesterday I left the home office about two o'clock and went and floated the San Marcos river with a couple of friends, so I guess summers still have a few things to offer us "adults." I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

forced perspective I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Maybe josheezammit can jump in here and either back me up or correct me, but from my own brief reviews of the Texas legal code, I'm pretty sure a marriage cannot be invalidated simply because you find out at a later date that the presiding minister wasn't properly ordained. I'm not even sure the presiding official would get in trouble, assuming it was an honest mistake. In fact, I'm pretty sure almost anyone can perform a marriage in Texas, as long as the ceremony is sanctioned by a church. Translation: You can get the church to say it's okay for your brother or best friend or hair dresser to perform the ceremony. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

DOUVA! I need some help with some editing.....

Yeah, you should see her photo album. It's a horror film nerd's wet dream. Have you seen Land of the Dead yet, Kim? I can't find anyone down here to go see it with me. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Different one. A little smaller and a little cheaper. I'm two units down from Lori and Kevin. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

I just moved into my new place, and tonight is my first night home alone. It's been three and a half years since I've lived alone, and I'm not entirely sure I know how to handle it. Could someone please tell me if this is appropriate behavior? Thanks, Douva PS. Here is a link for anyone (perhaps on a Mac) who can't get the above link to work. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Need SCR or Ceremony List!! Amanda965 blueskyserenity Bryangoesboom CieloDiosa cloudseeker2001 CSpence & The RoamingDZ.com Douva GQ_jumper hisgoofyness INSANEDADDY jumpchikk jumpergirl katiebear21 kelel01 Ladyskydiver missg8tordivr Mouth? nanna Popsjumper rastaricanair Rookie120 skinnyshrek Thanatos340 Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! Unless that is the "Need to Preside Over an SCR Ceremony List," take my name off of it. Been there, done that, got the beer soaked T-shirt. Douva SCR 14554 SCS 8142 VSCR 87 NSCR 2338 Kick-Ass SCR Ceremony Moderator PS. Skydiving is kind of taking a backseat this summer, so I can't guarantee my presence at any boogies. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

For some it works; for some it doesn't. Skydiving and love can be the greatest combination in the world or the most volatile. You just have to ask yourself, "Is the juice worth the squeeze?" I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

All of my photos are currently in cardboard boxes, so you'll have to settle for this repost. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Ah, you were such a cute little girl. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

BOOO! That's heresy! BOOO! Amazon is obviously a witch! BOOO! Burn her at the stake! BOOO! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

You wrap the glass in paper; you put it in the box. You wrap the glass in paper; you put it in the box. When you get done, you write "Glasses" on the box. I'm finally at the point where I'm just writing "Crap I don't need" on the outside of everything and trying to figure out where the f**k I packed my car keys. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

If you're seriously at a point in your life where suicide seems like a viable option, you're at a point few people can understand. All the talk about suicide being the ultimate selfish act and suicide being a permanent solution to a temporary problem seems logical, but that doesn't matter to you because all you want right now is for the pain to end. Sure, things might be better five years down the road, but right now you can't see five minutes down the road because you can't see past your immediate, insufferable, incessant pain. Realize that the human mind and the human spirit are MUCH tougher than most of us assume, and you CAN take it. It's amazing how long you can actually cling to the ragged edge. Once you've accepted that you can get through this, seek some help. Nobody should try to make it through something like this alone, and the feelings you're having aren't the kind of thing you want to ignore. Blue skies. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Death....I mean cake! You said death first! But I meant cake. Oh, very well. You're lucky I'm Church of England. Cake or death? Ummm...Cake, please. We're out of cake. We only had the three bits, and we didn't expect such a rush. Well, then, I suppose I'll have the chicken. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Tim Burton got his ass KICKED! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Blue Heelers are definitely my favorite breed of dog. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

EXCUSE ME?!?!?! I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.