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Now to be serious: "Anymore" by Travis Tritt has very large significance for TLML and me. He put it out while we were divorced; if you're familiar with the song, you can figure the rest. If not, I really feel sorry for you -- Travis really got jobbed by not getting the CMA for that video. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Sit On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me. What more could one ask for? "Life would be fine if we'd only 69" Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Ahem, excuse me, but did The Rack just refer to ? Methinks there be something afoot, here. Or have I lost what little is left of my mind? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Who ever claimed Jessica was in her right mind? Or right in her mind, for that matter. (slinking off to the nearest corner, cowering...) Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Unless your lady is really into VS lingerie and you know her sizes very well, this would fall into the category of her gift to you. Most men should not shop for any sort of clothes for their ladies; the pitfalls are tremendous, i.e. "You expect me to wear THAT?", "What kind of slut do you think I am?!", and the ever-popular "You bought it, YOU wear it!". Fortunately, I have not had this problem, I don't know if it's because TLML is the exception or I am, but in the 35+ years we have been together, she has never returned any clothes I bought her, for size or color. Hell, I've even bought her swimsuits. Unless you and your SO fall into this admittedly rare category, stick with the other suggestions made in this thread. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

BTW, those of you who were at WFFC may remember that TLML and I were driving around often with two Shih Tzus, Jeannie and Dusty. Those are Freddie and Erica's dogs and were in the plane when it crashed. They were in their carriers and are just fine. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Oh HELL NO!!! Just back working for Uncle Sugar. If I run into you in person one of these days I'll tell ya more. Don't want to discuss it here. So all that waiting finally paid off, eh? Good on ya! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

If you check in the Incidents forum, I posted the news articles about Freddie and Erica's plane crash. As there is no lesson to be learned pertaining to skydiving, I felt i should move to Talk Back for updates on their conditions. Freddie has a broken pelvis and sternum; he had a clot compromising blood flow in his leg so had surgery to clear it. He is in intensive care and on life support. The medical staff are upbeat about his condition, so we will hope for a complete recovery. Erica has been released, but I fear that she has used another of her nine. As you may recall, she suffered a non-displaced fracture in her neck in the collision at Marathon. A little over a week ago she went in for a progress check, xrays showed that she was not stable and she was whisked off for immediate surgery; she spent seven hours in surgery to have the affected vertebrae fused. I shudder to think what would have happened had she been in this crash while her neck was unstable... All vibes will be appreciated. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Chris, This was Freddies personal C170. He and Erica were heading back home from the DZ at Clewiston. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Someone to add to your prayer/vibe list: BTW, yes this is the gal who got injured in the canopy collision at Marathon in November; she and the dogs are ok and doing fine. My last report is that Freddie has a broken hip and they "are concerned about" his leg. Other articles, including pix, are here. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Only in the General Assembly, the action right now is in the Security Council. Each member of this council has veto authority. This is where the US and Great Britain are on one side, with France, China and others opposing. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

This is usually used in reference to a son, but it fits here as well -- "The apple never falls far from the tree." Thanks for sharing, Michele. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I wouldn't lose any sleep over it, Sunshine. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Wingi, Do a search on DZ.com for my past rants. For the umpteenth time -- there is not now, and has never been, such a law in the state of Florida! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Bzzzzt! The First Law Of Pie states that a pie has no expiration date. As a result of this law, if and when your friends find you have duped them on the actual date of reaching 100, you can expect the pieing to ariive in multiples and with increased fury. You have been warned. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Dave, remember, I knew what DCI is (BTW Cavaliers won this past summer), MF did commentary for PBS some years back for TSMG. Guess that makes 6 when you include Lynn and me. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

It's ok mujie. If you find it erotic go ahead and enjoy it. What the man said. I love aural sex. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Right on. I do have a rather amusing story to share. When i was 19, i had the most romantic bf ever. My roomie was always making jokes about being jealous of him getting me flowers and surprising me with gifts. Her bf was the complete opposite. So one day out of the blue, i bought my roomie a single red rose and got her a cute friendship card. She was so happy and excited. Anyhoo, her bf came over later that night saw the rose and card and flipped out. He accused her of cheating on him and accused me of covering for her. Yeah, he was a bit of a possessive moron. It was the last time she complained about being jealous of me and my bf though. Reminds me of Valentine's Day a few years back, there was a young AF gal who worked in the commisary with Lynn and was very good griends with her. I was on assignment in Detroit, and when I ordered some flowers to be delivered to Lynn I also ordered some for Luanna from both of us. When the flowers arrived Lynn's card was in order, but Luanna's only said "With Love, Lynn". It was very interesting in that office. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Dave -- You owe me one 15 inch LCD monitor; they don't like cold water sprayed all over them! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[applause on] Yeah Michele. May you have more days like that. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Damn kids! Just now discovering what we were doing 40 years ago? Freakin' amateurs... I am The Lizard King, I can do anything!

Our best to you. Take heart and watch your six. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

No wanting to steal anyone's thunder, but had to post his. As received via email: Greetings from the 54th IPC/FAI Plennary Session in Fortaleza, Brazil; It is now official !!!! PST organizers Lyle Presse and Jim Slaton have succeeded in their quest to have swooping accepted as a “World Cup” event. The event will be called Canopy Piloting, but the competition courses, rules, and general format of the event are as proposed by the PST. This process required that PST organizers personally provide a lot of time, effort and money to complete. However, in the end our proposal was unanimously accepted four different times during the process; twice at the USPA level, and twice at the IPC level. There is now a lot of excitement about this new discipline at the international level for several reasons. First and foremost is probably because Canopy Piloting has already been pre-accepted by the World Games for 2005. This brings skydiving back to the pre-olympic level, which was lost some years ago, and no other discipline was able to regain. In addition, it has become obvious to the IPC delegates that Canopy Piloting has the ability to bring the exposure and sponsorship monies to our sport that has long been desired and is required to achieve the goals of the IPC, and event organizers. We would like to express our thanks to the many people who have assisted in this process. Lyle & Jim Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Happy Sky Birthday to you, Lisa! We'll be entering our 9th year next month, can see the end of tourist section from here. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I guess this part I really don't get. I mean, was his dytter set that low ?? The short answer, yes. I believe his flatline is set around a grand. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?