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Dang, though you had one of ours!? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Great coping advice there, Dave, from someone who knows how to handle life's rises and dips graciously. Do as Michele advises -- exercise what influence you can on events, else chill and roll with the punches. All that aside, Lynn and I are sending massive quantities of hugs and good wishes your way. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

This is not an "Eloy" thread, it's and "Eloy thread" thread. Be nice. Please, Narci, have mercy on my rib's. Their hurting from laughing at you're post. Ive gotta aks you to stop. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Congrats to all who were elected, especially Deland's own Richard Schachner, a write-in who unseated incumbent Barry Chase. Sorry to see that Winsor didn't get in. Dang. OH yea, way to go Djan, as well. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Everyone's forgetting about dear Rosie. She is fading into her true insignificance. Can't believe I used to like her when she was only a standup. Why is it that "celebreties" confused their popularity with a sense of self-importance. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

'Tis indeed strangeness. I must have been one of the lucky few, I guess. See what clean living and hard work gets you? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Dang! I remember that sort of weather when we were ther in the '70s. Went from Victorville to Long Beach the day after and there were at least six semis lying on their sides in the Cajon Pass. I asked a CHiP about the accidents and he told me there were no "accidents", they had simply been blown over! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Funny, I've had no problems at all -- Messenger had just informed me of another incoming mail at Hotmail as I was typing this, talk about weird timing! I was going to say that both have been working solid all day but I guess that became evident enough. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Dang, BB. I didn't realize the Lummy dance was that infectuous! Do you prefer condolence cards or flowers? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I've been waitin' fer the revolution for some 38 years now... Here's a word of advice -- don't hold your breath. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Ok, guess I'll take your name off that list for now, but only 'cause you're so gosh-danged cute! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Ya did it again, Michele. Memo to self: Make sure a box of Kleenex™ is handy before starting a long post by Michele. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Thanks, man. Really enjoyed that. Wish we could have been there with all y'all, but as much as we love our brothers (smooth and bumpy), there was no way we weren't going to spend time with our grandkids. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Yeah...that one was definitely a keeper as well. Kris My money still goes to "I'm not your jello-shot bitch boy!". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

9 months, one week and one day. Had to take time off to let the "Hook Turn Repair Kit" take hold sufficiently. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

May you all have a happy, safe, and prosperous 2003! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I've found a lot of the good Dominican cigars to be just as good or better than cubans. There's a cigar of the month club I used to belong to on the web somewhere. It's like $20/month and they send you 3-4 cigars each month. Very good cigars. You're getting them at a discount because they're hoping you'll buy a couple of cases of the ones that you like. Just get an inexpensive acrylic humidor and stick them in there. Like wine, a lot of cigars get better as they age as long as you store them properly. 'Struth. A lot of the experts left Cuba after the revolution and smuggled prime seeds with them. They settled in Honduras or the Dominican Republic. I have smoked cigars since 1965 and couldn't wait to get to Canada and get a "real" Cuban cigar. Imagine my disappointment when I discovered they were no better than the fine cigars I had always smoked. So I asked some old Cubanos at a small cigar factory in Key West and was told about the mass exit and the smuggling. The old boy said the thought of "Cuban cigars" made him and his pals laugh because they knew all the real experts had long ago left Cuba. All Comrade Fidel has left are the great tobaccos, but they have even been degraded, because the people who really know how to tend them are now elsewhere in the Caribbean. Give lme a good Onyx, Partegas, or H. Uppman any day. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Good lord, woman, you DO have a way with words. Thank you for that essay. May the best and worst come your way in the next year for you will surely be able to handle it and appreciate all of it for its true worth.

That does it, Val! You are now officially on my list -- why didn't you tell me you were going to be in Deland? Hmmph! Just can't trust those genies, I guess. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Those lucky gals have their own private London cops? Kewl! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

I've done plenty of high altitude H&Ps, mainlyon sunset loads, to enjoy the view as well as the times just to learn my canopy. Things to keep in mind beside the obvious need to make sure you keep yourself warm: Make sure it is okay with the others in the air, this means notifying the pilot and manifest. If there is a conflict with other traffic or ATC, they will inform you and help you find the best altitude to pull at. Be sure to get an update on the winds aloft so that you can adjust your spot. Make certain you take either money for a phone call (or a cell phone) to contact the DZ if you have to land off. Take either a Powertool or a pullup cord with you to field pack if you land off; it's a lot easier carrying all that stuff it is packed. If you can't pack well, you can always redo the pack job once you get back to the DZ. Have fun and be safe. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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You and your family have our sympathies. It's always tough to lose a companion animal, especially so when they have been in your life so long. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

Actually, I have to throwin with Jessd on this one, Narci. While the issue of cloning people doesn't really bother me as much as some others if you saw the creature that announced the cloning, you'd be scared too; her society believes earthly humans were cloned by some alien race from sowewhere in space. If you saw her eyes and the eerie otherwordly look in them as she made the announcement, you'd believe it! I swear Christopher Lloyd as the Rev. Jim Ignatowski looked normal compared to her. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

A zipless fuck is far better than a chuteless jump. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?