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  1. I missed it, Paula was stoaked!! She was bringin in the beer as I was leaving... Good to see your rig got some fun in.. hehehe!! Our dive didnt suck. Today I rememberd who the base was. Doh!! LOL, think it shoulda been me.!! You guys are getting really good!! Gimme a minute and I will be all back. Then I will smoke your ass, hell yes... let me see how do you make a bracket, nevermind there is always Hoop. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  2. Oh yeah...... the familiar Whaackkk.... You got slammed... Been there dont remember much... I was knocked silly billy bergers... I remember walking into the hangar and someone saying are you alright. (Hell no I aint never been right) But anyway, yeah.. hurt like hell... my eyelids and toenails were sore. Usually its the pack job and that takes real time with your chute to get it right. Its different with every rig. Ordinarily. I jump a Sabre 150 not even loaded. With my dog - not loaded. But as a student still a Sabre 150 or 170 maybe, KaWham! I thought a train hit me. wait, ...what is this on my hand....... 15ZS? 21? ---Oh yeah, yesterday I was on load 15 with Zennie and Scott and 21...... Well, maybe that is what happend to my memory -The Whack. oops just remembered - gotta go to dz #2 today. Spread the love..... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  3. Glad you made it that far. We havent started talking about you yet. Come home soon, and be safe. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  4. I know a guy who has a new one. And he goes where ever and sometimes picks up a few tandems. I think he basically just picks up women with it. Hey - You want to go skydiving? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
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    SPEEEED!!!

    Leather jumpsuits are the fastest!!! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  6. I already have that. Goofus. I thought you went to bed? Couldnt sleep after all that jumpin in the dark? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  7. Now that is funny as hell... You should see me tommrow! Yeah, I made my own freefly pants. Yikes. Talk about ugly. Whoo Hoooo But aerodynamic Yes. Last time I checked I couldnt see myself in freefall........ Thats all that matters....... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  8. Its gotta be good though. However, there will be sponsor stickers on it. I rather like a plain helmet but I dont mind at all when you think about it. Invertigo? Maybe, Is what I am thinking now. $403 with an X Jacket. I will likely sell my 2nd Bonehead, but I havent decided. Nobody would want my 1st Bonehead, my dog Skeet thought it tasted kinda good. You can barely tell but those are his baby teeth marks.
  9. Wait till you see the one I made tonight...... It might make it down to zero AGL, maybe not. Just in case I got stuff on underneath...... Since it is just experiemental I am going to spray paint a certain suit makers name: _ _ _ _ Suits SUk. Its wrong to make me mad. Meanwhile, my leather jumpsuit will make me some kind of mean meat missle. Zero wind resistance. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  10. I have loved my boneheads. My first mindwarp has historical value as does my 2nd one. My 2nd one is like the new one but all complete for cheap. Mine was $530 to put together by Levin. What is the next comparable helmet for freeflying . Like a Bonehead but not....... ?? Remember I have cameras. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com New sponsors for 2002! (temp page for now)
  11. Well, I am CLEARLY downsizing too fast. On a Saber 150 the same one for 2 years. So I guess I will get a damn Ziplock sandwinch bag to jump this weekend to catch up. Damn it. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  12. I bought a Saber 150 when I graduated student Its almost been 2 years ....... And I still jump it...... Landing is one thing, but what I do till I land -is my expertise. Never have cared much for landing, myself. I am reeally uninterested in swooping for me. Or high performance. I pay attention to aerodynamics and body movement and exits, and the fact that the damn thing opens, after that hope all goes well. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  13. airann

    X-Man & Daffy

    Well, can you remember the Sheeps name? Maybe you can ask her.... How dare you stare in my bathroom!! Where were you raised? ... Nobody comes in or looks in the ladies room untill the lady leaves...... Except my dogs.... and then we close the door. ...... Believe me I know if the grass grows outside with Skeet... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  14. Hey Levin !!!!!! I saw that !!!! You hush, or I will short sheet your bed.! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  15. Viking ..... I will take something else from you, cutie pie.
  16. Levin....... you aught to try living with him..... I do not understand why he will not let Skeet wear his little 1st place metal around his neck...... Lozer. I bet if I let him take Flea with him Sunday he would let Flea wear it. But, not Olav ZipsTer... he fell in the toliet today..... oops.... Too bad, Ramon we will miss you and you better bring one of those head towel wrap things that Levin wanted back from your friends over there. About how often do you Terrorist Cell Brothers have meetings anyway.... Welp, guess that means more Levin jumps for me & Zak. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  17. Hey, can you believe that. I almost shed one tear..... when that lady said So, do you want the REINSTATEMENT amount? Huh? 2 certain blood relaitives spoke and sent me messages to move and get rid of the animals w/in the last 24 hours. Oh yee of little faith...... Since today was the day I would find out what the attorneys were going to do to me, I did not sleep at all last night. We talked about going out for waffles at 4am. -but MASH came on and it was the one where Col Potter gets his horse, I love that one. Anyway, I ducked out of my part-time leagle eagle thing (jump money) and dealt with a bunch of numbers today and it is not gloom and doom at all. The Linda lady at the Attorneys office heard Skeet in the background and said -Big dog huh, I am glad you didnt lose your house also. Its sometimes how you look at it.... good news - bad news- good news- bad news..... Sunday, I lost my Gatorz at the DZ, Tuesday I got sponsored by Gatorz, Wednesday Eric (EZ) finds my Gatoz in his office -------- Heh.... I guess by now everyone knows I got sponsored by a jumpsuit company - The fellow wrote to me a couple of weeks ago and I accepted his offer of a black leather jumpsuit. Well, the whole dropzone is laughing at my ass right now. But secretly they hope it is tight. Heh.... I think that is good news - bad news is fellow wont be back from Europe till 17th - I figure by the time its all ready for cut out, sew, and etc - It will be August.... in Texas that means Hotter than Hell. Well, I will be iced down on the plane I guess fror the promo shot..... Well good news - bad news I just choaked.............. Cyber says is anyone coming over yet...?? and I said- Yeah-Wingnut! ... ........ Cyber said ---WHAT??? - he is from Outter Space!!! ......... I spewed apple juice on -like everywhere....... ....after I quit laughing ... Cyber says he is like from Europe or something.... Hey, I said everyone is welcome.... That reminds me -Clay what makes you think I am in the bathroom all the time?? Well.... I do spend time with the kittens in there. Its a huge bathroom with 2 closets in there. I could put a twin bed over the jacuzzi and rent it out to Palmetto Tiger... he is used to small beds. Let me see now..... Phree Zone and Jess will be here Tues & Wed of next week and the damn Kiwi came up with lame excuses for this weekend. So, I heard from him about an hour ago. We will be without Kiwi Lesbian - Pyke, Lozer! ..... Levin comes in early but leaves Sunday.... Sounds like the party starts this weekend thru next Wed? YAAA.....hOOOOO. Someday the jumps will be on ME...... Oh, ...but it will likely rain that day..... see- good news - bad news........ The good and gooder news is I am glad they did not call me too much about that strip club job..... now my karma is still intact. And I dont need any practice flashin pilots.... I did that once........ 17k. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  18. That is funny as hell!!! Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  19. Dropzone.com Members help Me keep my HOUSE. I am almost shaking right now.... I just got off the phone with the attorney people who have the foreclosure mess and the nice lady named Linda said, -certified ck to The Attorney under $500 -pay up the due amounts to the morgage company. aprox. $6868. And I am just a hair short after my tax refund comes... and another unemplyment ck. Whaooowhhooooo..... GOD, you people here at dropzone.com are the best people ever. On the whole planet, and I did get an overseas donation. I have everyone listed and noted in my brain and for the IRS. It totally isnt the fact that you sent me your jump money... But- that is still unbelieveable to me.... Its that you guys cared enough to send a note and say- Good Luck, Best Wishes, and Hang in There. These things that you do that are kind, warmhearted and thoughtful mean a terrible whole lot to me. If you ever see me with a tear it is because there is dirt in my eye.... I get knocked down, but I get up again.... I am tuff like that, ...... Our dz.com-Michelle called me and I cried the whole time, I think.... because--- I was peeling an onion. ... thats it.... But honestly, in my whole life I have never ever been so overwhelmed with niceness. -Ever- I can really feel the good karma...... I can never ever ever thank you guys enough. ANYTIME, you guys are in Houston... DO NOT hesitate to call me, email me or let me know you are around and COME ON OVER..!!!!!!! Clay, I am not sure I will be home that day. LOL I think I owe beer -cause I feel like Ann is about to have her first House Party ...... can you believe that, I quess I thought no one would come....... WELL, THAT SUX----- Ann Jamison ~ 281-589-.... er ok ... you can look it up..... 3322 Westwick - Houston Texas 77082 I am 1/2 way between dropzones. My house is quiet and I am not far from downtown or the famous Richmond strip. The pool is clean and just dont look under the bed - no varmits or anything but I collect stuff. And, you never know when you are going to need a box. I saved my last big box cause I thought I was going to have to live in it. I LOVE you ALL.... The AirAnn Skydivers Sanctuary and Animal House is OPEN Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  20. airann

    The Osbornes

    THIS is why I did not have any kids, (except Levin). I am not sure if I would be a whole lot different than this extreme. We have a mini Oz going on over here... except I talk nice to the dogs. """Why do you hop and drop right here, mister?""" """Do you have middle child issues?, Hummm?, you little shyt... """ Ann wonders around mummbling till 1.32 pots of coffee, extra crunchy. (Jet A) But seriously the show, is so damn funny it is a RIOT... I caught it by mistake, I am not used to my cable yet. Or maybe I dont really have cable.... Iits an illusion or is it real? There was a guy back there once and I tipped him.
  21. Sciatic nerve. Edema of the foot.... interesting..... could have blown/ruptured a disc...... You need an MRI... Tailone is PIA.... Pain in Ass. Now, let me see the picture of your ass and I will make my next diagnosis. Likely using the medical term I coined.... Yup, its *mashed* all right. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
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    Whoa.

    Lookit- I might be a little strange but to the best of my knowledge I am not alien. Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
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    Whoa.

    THAT IS SO GREAT.......... INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WhhhaaaaaaaaaaaHoooooooooooooooooo Yeah Baby!!!!!!! Musta been a good website? Ok, now.... can he fix a ticket...??? Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  24. Guest Bath- Dan goes in and announces the "Toliet is all muddy! What do you think caused this...?" Ann at computer... Paniks... OMG we have eruped a sewage problem.... Ann continues to panik... "WHAT!" Cyber: Yeah there is mud all over the place! Ann: CRAP!!!!, I mean DANG IT.... Cyber: And little foot prints....... Ann rounds the corner- OH MAN......... That is ZipsTer all right, HE FELL IN................. Cyber and AirAnn follow foot prints outside to find ZipsTer laying in a dirt hole he dug. And he is all wet. Summary: Olav ZipsTer does everything FleaFlyer and Skeet do. Very smart dog. ZipsTer is thirsty = Skeet drinks out of toliet or sink..... ZipsTer thinks toliet is almost accesible.... and goes for it.. falls in ..... I should write a book.... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!
  25. It wouldnt take too much leg twisting to get him to stay!! Party is on.... Let me get this straight......... #1 person - eats only seafood #2 person eats only white meat #3 person only veggies and then there is Levin- bizzare diet that one has.... Dan eats anything... drinks Bass Ale Ann- comsumes mostly Root Beer and ice cream. Hey...three of yall can split a JustaFish sandwinch at Whataburger and JustChickinChunks on the side.... #1 eats the fish and gives the bread, lettuce and stuff to #3, #2 gets the chicken chunks and gives the ketchup to #3. That aint gonna work..... We take the super cape off the Superhero- THE Master BadAss Professional (drag behind RV) Grill... May have to have a party.... all these out of towners & dz.commers as well..... Ann ~ www.AirAnn.com Levin in RW suit.. I have pictures!!!